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RE: My name is... - Eat Shit And Die - 04-06-2012
Is it becoz u were alone?
RE: My name is... - Cracker - 04-06-2012
(04-06-2012, 03:43 PM)ESAD Wrote: Is it becoz u were alone?
Maybe.
Or because he is an idiot for pretending I'm stalking him. Chicks do that shit, not men. He should just be happy with the little bit of attention he gets.
RE: My name is... - Eat Shit And Die - 04-08-2012
Well i love you Cracker keep fucking with him hes my friend but needs a slap or two and a fuck hes on a barren run take one for the team you might like it.
RE: My name is... - Donovan - 04-08-2012
(04-08-2012, 07:58 AM)ESAD Wrote: Well i love you Cracker keep fucking with him hes my friend but needs a slap or two and a fuck hes on a barren run take one for the team you might like it.
My ears were burning already just from her talking about me all the time. Last thing I need is to have my dick burning too. I'm betting there's nuclear level toxicity going on in Crackers old-woman panties...
RE: My name is... - Cracker - 04-08-2012
(04-08-2012, 02:00 PM)Donovan Wrote: My ears were burning already just from her talking about me all the time. Last thing I need is to have my dick burning too. I'm betting there's nuclear level toxicity going on in Crackers old-woman panties...
I imagine your balls were burning, too, since your head is so far up yer ass.
That's all you get today. Unless you are sweet.
RE: My name is... - Donovan - 04-08-2012
(04-08-2012, 03:18 PM)Cracker Wrote:(04-08-2012, 02:00 PM)Donovan Wrote: My ears were burning already just from her talking about me all the time. Last thing I need is to have my dick burning too. I'm betting there's nuclear level toxicity going on in Crackers old-woman panties...
I imagine your balls were burning, too, since your head is so far up yer ass.
That's all you get today. Unless you are sweet.
Good luck with that. Pissing off obnoxious women is my mutant power. The head up my ass part's just a hobby, saves me money on colonscreens. Hopefully Obama will finish turning the country socialist during his next term so I don't have to do it that way any more.
RE: My name is... - ZEROSPHERES - 04-08-2012
Obama has been doing a good job showing the country how to insert body parts into one's orifices.
RE: My name is... - Donovan - 04-08-2012
He's just trying to show us all how the Republicans make it look so easy. Unifying the country and whatnot.
RE: My name is... - Cracker - 04-08-2012
(04-08-2012, 07:58 AM)ESAD Wrote: and a fuck hes on a barren run
Color me surprised.
RE: My name is... - ZEROSPHERES - 04-08-2012
(04-08-2012, 04:17 PM)Donovan Wrote: He's just trying to show us all how the Republicans make it look so easy. Unifying the country and whatnot.
U got that right.
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RE: My name is... - Donovan - 04-08-2012
(04-08-2012, 05:11 PM)Cracker Wrote:(04-08-2012, 07:58 AM)ESAD Wrote: and a fuck hes on a barren run
Color me surprised.
Old news. I don't keep ESAD in the loop since he blocked me on facebook for photoshopping his head on a goat's ass. Some people are so touchy. Anyway, don't get your hopes up, cracker: even if my dry spell wasn't over, it would take decades more before you started to look good. You never had a shot.
RE: My name is... - aussiefriend - 04-08-2012
Have I missed a turf war on my hiatus?
RE: My name is... - Cracker - 04-08-2012
(04-08-2012, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Have I missed a turf war on my hiatus?
No. Don is pretending he gets pussy and we're all wondering how funky she must be.
RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-08-2012
(04-08-2012, 07:31 PM)Cracker Wrote:(04-08-2012, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Have I missed a turf war on my hiatus?
No. Don is pretending he gets pussy and we're all wondering how funky she must be.
Just the fact that he just days ago considered you to be "yanking his crank like a desperate crack whore" and threatened to shoot a load in your face over a silly "old fat guy" reference seems to indicate a very high level of pent up frustration, in support of your position and ESAD's statement.
P.s. there have been a lot of sexual or anatomical references to goats lately; kinda freaks me out.
RE: My name is... - Donovan - 04-08-2012
I do have a girlfriend, I DO SO! I met her at band camp. She's a supermodel and she doubles as a gymnastics teacher and massage therapist. You guys wouldn't know her, she's from Canada. They got lower standards there.
RE: My name is... - Cracker - 04-08-2012
Do you want to talk about it? Your dry spell, I mean. Because ramsey has a little pocket money now. She could travel...
RE: My name is... - Donovan - 04-08-2012
(04-08-2012, 09:03 PM)Cracker Wrote: Do you want to talk about it? Your dry spell, I mean. Because ramsey has a little pocket money now. She could travel...
I think you're all middle aged male truck drivers named Earl. My friend Gear said there's no real girls on the internet.
RE: My name is... - ZEROSPHERES - 04-08-2012
(04-08-2012, 08:57 PM)Donovan Wrote: I do have a girlfriend, I DO SO! I met her at band camp. She's a supermodel and she doubles as a gymnastics teacher and massage therapist. You guys wouldn't know her, she's from Canada. They got lower standards there.
We may know her. Is she a contestant in the Canadian Miss Universe Pageant?
RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-08-2012
(04-08-2012, 09:03 PM)Cracker Wrote: Do you want to talk about it? Your dry spell, I mean. Because ramsey has a little pocket money now. She could travel...
Ah hell, you're a seriously funny bitch. I'm not a ramsey hater and you still make me laugh like a school girl. Could ya pick on me instead? I don't give a fuck and I wouldn't have to feel guilty for laughing. Donovan: your friend Gear sounds like a riot. Hitchin' a ride with a truck driver ain't all bad and a pretty easy free ride for us girls. I'm not yet sure that you're not one of us girls, despite your supposed "me and my son" photos.
Hey, the rest of you Mock ladies, don't try to act like you haven't htiched the occasional free ride with a cross country trucker, just like BJ and the Bear (okay, well maybe it's just me, but still!). No internet access in the rig, but CB radio offers some truly exceptional RL travelling trolling opportunties (so I've been told). My handle since 8th grade is Sister Goldenhair, God bless America.
RE: My name is... - aussiefriend - 04-08-2012
(04-08-2012, 09:27 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: We may know her. Is she a contestant in the Canadian Miss Universe Pageant?
BOOM BOOM (literally).