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- twisteroo - 10-25-2009
Duchess Wrote:Butter will give ya a fat ass.I've only made it, I don't eat it.
- LuMPyPussy - 10-25-2009
jackboots Wrote:do you hate cops, have a record (list all misdemeanors and/or felonies), or tell lame donut jokes?Wow, I didn't know donuts even had legs!
- Lady Cop - 10-25-2009
twisteroo Wrote:OK a +1 for honesty. maybe. ::sly::jackboots Wrote:do you hate cops, have a record (list all misdemeanors and/or felonies), or tell lame donut jokes?
I don't really hate cops, just don't have much use for them.
I've had a misdemeanor or two when I was younger.
In my best Joe Dirt Voice: "You know, society's got
no hold on this outlaw."
- Duchess - 10-25-2009
Does it snow where you are ?...Do you have a mother inlaw ?...Do you prefer the company of animals over people ?...Ever flipped someone the bird while driving ?
- twisteroo - 10-25-2009
jackboots Wrote:twisteroo Wrote:OK a +1 for honesty. maybe. ::sly::jackboots Wrote:do you hate cops, have a record (list all misdemeanors and/or felonies), or tell lame donut jokes?
I don't really hate cops, just don't have much use for them.
I've had a misdemeanor or two when I was younger.
In my best Joe Dirt Voice: "You know, society's got
no hold on this outlaw."
Maybe that didn't sound right, I just mean that usually nothing good is going to happen when the cops show up.
- twisteroo - 10-25-2009
Duchess Wrote:Does it snow where you are ?...Do you have a mother inlaw ?...Do you prefer the company of animals over people ?...Ever flipped someone the bird while driving ?
Yes
Fuck me......::bang::
Sometimes
More like have I ever driven without flipping the bird to someone?
- Duchess - 10-25-2009
Tell me this, do your supermarkets sell Gramma Brown Baked Beans ? ::sly::
- twisteroo - 10-25-2009
Duchess Wrote:Tell me this, do your supermarkets sell Gramma Brown Baked Beans ? ::sly::
Yes they do.
Are you my neighbor?
- Duchess - 10-25-2009
Aha !...They are only sold in one place in all the land !
- twisteroo - 10-25-2009
Really?
Have you ever had a fine can of Cowboy Billy's baked beans?
- Duchess - 10-25-2009
Welcome to Mock, baby. :kiss::
- twisteroo - 10-25-2009
Uh, thank you.....I think.
- Duchess - 10-25-2009
I'm pretty fuckin' delighted that you are here. ::boobs::
- twisteroo - 10-25-2009
Well now, you are quite pleasant.
I'm pretty fuckin happy to be here, being welcomed so warmly.
Are those beans really only sold in one place? I've always seen grandma browns in the stores.
- Duchess - 10-25-2009
twisteroo Wrote:Are those beans really only sold in one place?I'm not absolutely positive but, quite certain, yes, only one area.
- The Antagonist - 10-25-2009
Your hobby says "bikes bitch".... please expound on that.
- twisteroo - 10-25-2009
Duchess Wrote:I must be in that area then, I've always known about and had access to them.twisteroo Wrote:Are those beans really only sold in one place?I'm not absolutely positive but, quite certain, yes, only one area.
- twisteroo - 10-25-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:Your hobby says "bikes bitch".... please expound on that.I'm a bicycle rider, I ride, I tinker, I fix, I have too many bike, too many parts, too many wants, too many dream rides and not enough time.
- FAHQTOO - 10-25-2009
twisteroo Wrote:The Antagonist Wrote:Your hobby says "bikes bitch".... please expound on that.I'm a bicycle rider, I ride, I tinker, I fix, I have too many bike, too many parts, too many wants, too many dream rides and not enough time.
Well, my thought was that he was into motorcycles and found this site by way of a pic of our long lost sinister with her fingers shoved up her ass with a link to this place under the pic. He WAS expecting nekkid women and all....::dunno::
Guess not.
- Luke Warmwater - 10-25-2009
"I'm a tricycle rider"
one with a white basket, streamers, and a bell.