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RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Fibonacci Prima - 10-18-2011
We once adopted a cat named Karma. He was missing an eye, both ears were a mess, and he had a limp no one could explain. I always wondered about that cat.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Cracker - 10-18-2011
Explain why you need a god. Why can't things just be as they are?
People always think they need some big reward for living a decent life. Like being a decent human being isn't rewarding enough.
If you are playing for the Heaven Prize, you are selfish. Think about it for a minute. Remove the Heaven Prize and see if you still give a shit about other people. If you do, you are giving your money to the biggest racket ever conceived by mankind. If you don't, you are a piece of shit that Jesus can't cover for anymore. If you go to church and don't tithe, you are a cheap mutherfucker.
I wonder if people are super pissed when they figure out Heaven was a lie...
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Midwest Spy - 10-18-2011
I believe the question to ask yourself is: Is this life really all there is? Is there an 'all-knowing' omnipotent power controlling the universe?
Did we truly evolve completely from amoebas? Was there a higher power that assisted the human form in some way, to be superior to all others?
I personally choose to believe that, yes, there is a God.
If you choose not to, that's your right. I'm not looking down upon you or snickering in your direction, because only at the end of the day (or our lives) is when we'll truly know the result of what we've believed in.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Duchess - 10-18-2011
I believe in God but I'm not too sure about all the other bullshit.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Duchess - 10-18-2011
I'm petrified of reincarnation. *shudders*
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Cracker - 10-18-2011
Don't make me explain evolution again.
I never really minded religion until I moved to the South. These people are ate up with. Many are bad people. Complete turnoff.
We fight too many wars over stupid shit that doesn't really matter. Religion is divisive and harmful. Very sad indeed.
If people would keep it to themselves, it wouldn't be a problem. But people can't seem to do that.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Duchess - 10-18-2011
I'm not into discussing my faith, it's mine & it's not up for debate. I don't care what others believe and I expect the same courtesy.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Midwest Spy - 10-18-2011
Televangelists in particular piss me off. They prey on the weak. They don't seem to focus on a 'message', but simply talk about give, give, give to the church. If you don't, you're going to hell.
I also don't like the word 'religion'. As you said, divisive.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Cracker - 10-18-2011
(10-18-2011, 06:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm not into discussing my faith, it's mine & it's not up for debate. I don't care what others believe and I expect the same courtesy.
Exactly.
I don't expect everyone to be the same religion. Other people don't seem to get that. They want everyone to think and behave the exact same way they do.
If you are going to push a religion on me, it better be a good effen religion that doesn't have any obvious flaws. If any people in your religion are assholes, I'm outta there. Because it doesn't work.
I'm going to need the Great Panacea Religion or I'm not going to bother. And I'm sure as hell not going to dress up and go somewhere with the intention of judging others/having others judge me. Eff that. I'll have a late breakfast and read the news instead.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - BlueTiki - 10-18-2011
(10-18-2011, 06:10 PM)Cracker Wrote: And I'm sure as hell not going to dress up and go somewhere with the intention of judging others/having others judge me.
You just described Mock.
Except for the "dress up" part.
Wow!
Mock . . . today's 'No Dress Code' religion.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Cracker - 10-18-2011
I'm not wearing pants. Judge me if you must. Just don't knock, I'm not getting dressed to answer the door. The last three times it was AT&T. I don't have AT&T and I'm not going to discuss service with some turd in a polo and khakis on my front porch.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Duchess - 10-18-2011
(10-18-2011, 06:21 PM)Cracker Wrote: I'm not wearing pants.
What are you wearing, sweetie?
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - BlueTiki - 10-18-2011
I judge you for allowing evil corporate greed to interfere with your religious study and meditation.
Mock heathen!
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Cracker - 10-18-2011
I take my shoes and pants off when I get home. Doesn't everybody?
I poop at home. I do not poop with my pants around my ankles. Men do that. At work. Nasty.
Tank and boy shorts. All year 'round. I can afford central heat and air. No pajama pants for Cracker.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Midwest Spy - 10-18-2011
(10-18-2011, 06:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: I do not poop with my pants around my ankles. Men do that. At work.
And the problem?
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Duchess - 10-18-2011
(10-18-2011, 06:43 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
She doesn't like poop at work, I don't like poop at Mock. Jeezus.
Poop is like breastfeeding, do it behind closed doors...at home...alone.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Maggot - 10-18-2011
This page is so wrong on many levels. I may visit it from time to time though just in case I cannot find a spoon fast enough to shove down my throat.
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RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Cracker - 10-18-2011
(10-18-2011, 06:43 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(10-18-2011, 06:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: I do not poop with my pants around my ankles. Men do that. At work.
Your pants are on the floor where people pee and miss. Not good.
You have to be careful where you put your naked parts and clothes that go on your naked parts. Men never get that.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Cracker - 10-18-2011
(10-18-2011, 06:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: This page is so wrong on many levels. I may visit it from time to time though just in case I cannot find a spoon fast enough to shove down my throat.
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Oh, sorry, Maggot! I thought it said "rupture."
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - username - 10-18-2011
(10-18-2011, 05:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I believe the question to ask yourself is: Is this life really all there is? Is there an 'all-knowing' omnipotent power controlling the universe?
Did we truly evolve completely from amoebas? Was there a higher power that assisted the human form in some way, to be superior to all others?
yes, no, yes, no