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RE: Hello lovelies! - Fibonacci Prima - 11-12-2011
Ooh I like this one.
Hi Smeg!
RE: Hello lovelies! - Maggot - 11-12-2011
I had a piece of Smegma on my finger......I ate it.
RE: Hello lovelies! - Fibonacci Prima - 11-12-2011
With maple?
RE: Hello lovelies! - Middle Finger - 11-12-2011
(11-11-2011, 07:45 PM)Smegma Wrote:(11-11-2011, 07:41 PM)Duchess Wrote:(11-11-2011, 07:36 PM)Smegma Wrote: I've missed you.
Is there a punchline to that?
Nope. I actually still like you. Frank, on the other hand, needs to die. Is he still here?
Yo, I'm here. What's up? You were one of my favorite emotionally troubled internet whores.
RE: Hello lovelies! - Smegma - 11-12-2011
Asshole.
RE: Hello lovelies! - IMaDick - 11-12-2011
(11-12-2011, 05:07 AM)Smegma Wrote: Jesus Christ, Dick. My user name was Lumpy before.
Give it a rest.
Same desperate twat, different name.
You will always be foreskin cheese to me, and obviously a snack for maggot.
RE: Hello lovelies! - Maggot - 11-12-2011
Snack? There's a whole bowl of it, right up to the top and will spill if someone slams the door hard enough.
RE: Hello lovelies! - Duchess - 11-12-2011
Fucking hell. How can you even stand thinking that thought?
RE: Hello lovelies! - Maggot - 11-12-2011
(11-12-2011, 12:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Fucking hell. How can you even stand thinking that thought?
My head contains worse than that, sometimes, sometimes it goes on little mini vacations.
RE: Hello lovelies! - Smegma - 11-12-2011
You may call me Head Cheese if you like.
RE: Hello lovelies! - username - 11-12-2011
(11-12-2011, 01:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Even if it is Lumpy, her username is Smega.
No it's not.
RE: Hello lovelies! - IMaDick - 11-12-2011
(11-12-2011, 03:32 PM)username Wrote:(11-12-2011, 01:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Even if it is Lumpy, her username is Smega.
No it's not.
ya it's you.
Maggot has a bowl of smega to share with you, just don't slam the door.
RE: Hello lovelies! - Cynical Ninja - 11-12-2011
Welcome back lumpy you crazy fucking bitch.
RE: Hello lovelies! - Duchess - 11-12-2011
(11-12-2011, 12:33 PM)Smegma Wrote: You may call me Head Cheese if you like.
You'll always be LMPP to me.
RE: Hello lovelies! - Smegma - 11-12-2011
(11-12-2011, 05:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:(11-12-2011, 12:33 PM)Smegma Wrote: You may call me Head Cheese if you like.
You'll always be LMPP to me.
If someone wants to change my name to that, I'm agreeable.
I'm an agreeable crazy fucking bitch.
RE: Hello lovelies! - Duchess - 11-12-2011
(11-12-2011, 05:32 PM)Smegma Wrote: If someone wants to change my name to that, I'm agreeable.
If it wasn't for half of Mock wanting their name changed I would.
RE: Hello lovelies! - username - 11-13-2011
(11-12-2011, 03:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(11-12-2011, 03:32 PM)username Wrote:(11-12-2011, 01:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Even if it is Lumpy, her username is Smega.
No it's not.
ya it's you.
Maggot has a bowl of smega to share with you, just don't slam the door.
It's SMEGMA, not SMEGA!!!
RE: Hello lovelies! - Smegma - 11-13-2011
RE: Hello lovelies! - IMaDick - 11-13-2011
(11-13-2011, 12:49 AM)username Wrote:(11-12-2011, 03:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(11-12-2011, 03:32 PM)username Wrote:(11-12-2011, 01:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Even if it is Lumpy, her username is Smega.
No it's not.
ya it's you.
Maggot has a bowl of smega to share with you, just don't slam the door.
Well, you're the expert.
RE: Hello lovelies! - sally - 11-13-2011
I called the baby Little Miss poopy pants the other day when she took the messiest shit ever and then I thought about you. Welcome back, I missed you!