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RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - Duchess - 12-06-2011
wooooooo
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - Maggot - 12-06-2011
Poor Sally..........Jism
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - IMaDick - 12-06-2011
Just in case the flawed bitch doesn't look.
"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - Duchess - 12-06-2011
I don't think I like that word.
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - Duchess - 12-06-2011
I don't like the word moist either. *shudders*
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - Midwest Spy - 12-06-2011
(12-06-2011, 02:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I don't like the word moist either. *shudders*
Funny. I just used that word less than 5 minutes ago. Let me explain...
I work with a young woman (late 20's) who's supremely endowed.
She rarely wears anything to accentuate her heavenly curves, but she knows that I notice her.
On the days she's willing to wear something form-fitting, she'll stroll past me a few times trying to illicit some sort of response.
Just now, she came and sat down directly accross from me and asked if I was a fan of her attire.
Of course, I said I was, and that she was a day-brightener!
On her way out, a male co-worker of mine mentioned that she enjoyed the attention, and I said, 'I believe she's moist as she's walking away.'
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - IMaDick - 12-06-2011
(12-06-2011, 03:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(12-06-2011, 02:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I don't like the word moist either. *shudders*
Funny. I just used that word less than 5 minutes ago. Let me explain...
I work with a young woman (late 20's) who's supremely endowed.
She rarely wears anything to accentuate her heavenly curves, but she knows that I notice her.
On the days she's willing to wear something form-fitting, she'll stroll past me a few times trying to illicit some sort of response.
Just now, she came and sat down directly accross from me and asked if I was a fan of her attire.
Of course, I said I was, and that she was a day-brightener!
On her way out, a male co-worker of mine mentioned that she enjoyed the attention, and I said, 'I believe she's moist as she's walking away.'
Office stalker.
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - Maggot - 12-06-2011
I can appreciate office candy.
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - IMaDick - 12-06-2011
(12-06-2011, 03:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: I can appreciate office candy.
Office stalkers sucker.
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - Duchess - 12-06-2011
How can Dick stand himself? Tight assed muthafucka.
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - Duchess - 12-06-2011
Buzzkill
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - Duchess - 12-06-2011
Turd in the punchbowl.
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - Duchess - 12-06-2011
Here comes Dick...run & hide, everyone. He wants to steal your fun. Run!
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - Midwest Spy - 12-06-2011
Remember just this morning when I thought Dick ADDED to Mock?
Yeah, he ADDS alright. ADDS arsenic to the punchbowl...
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - IMaDick - 12-06-2011
You guys are ruining my fun.
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - Maggot - 12-06-2011
"Good morning, Duchess," said Dick gloomily. "If it is a good morning," he said. "Which I doubt," said he.
"Why, what's the matter?"
"Nothing, Duchess, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it."
"Can't all what?" said L.C., rubbing her nose.
"Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush."
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - IMaDick - 12-06-2011
Buzz killers
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - IMaDick - 12-06-2011
Turds in the punch bowl
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - IMaDick - 12-06-2011
(12-06-2011, 03:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: "Good morning, Duchess," said Dick gloomily. "If it is a good morning," he said. "Which I doubt," said he.
"Why, what's the matter?"
"Nothing, Duchess, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it."
"Can't all what?" said L.C., rubbing her nose.
"Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush."
You're just pissed because I called you a sucker.
you could have just as easily been an MM or a jolly rancher.
RE: PLEASE PRAY FOR... - username - 12-06-2011
(12-06-2011, 02:39 PM)Maggot Wrote: Zip it Kalifornication bitch. That stuff dries faster than the jism on your chin.
Nom nom! Jism!
