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RE: Who likes Dick? - IMaDick - 03-18-2012

(03-18-2012, 12:00 PM)pspence Wrote: Duchess...that wasn't very nice! Besides, I strategically picked the picture to hide that sucker...

Why would you do that?






RE: Who likes Dick? - Duchess - 03-18-2012

(03-18-2012, 12:00 PM)pspence Wrote: Duchess...that wasn't very nice! Besides, I strategically picked the picture to hide that sucker...


I wasn't saying it to be rude, it's an old joke & didn't have anything at all to do with you personally.





RE: Who likes Dick? - HairOfTheDog - 03-18-2012

(03-18-2012, 12:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-18-2012, 12:00 PM)pspence Wrote: Duchess...that wasn't very nice! Besides, I strategically picked the picture to hide that sucker...


I wasn't saying it to be rude, it's an old joke & didn't have anything at all to do with you personally.

That old joke is the reason I picked the photo that I did to finally post. Had to make sure there was plenty of neck for Dick. hah


RE: Who likes Dick? - Duchess - 03-18-2012



It's a great photo, I wish it were closer, I always have the urge to peek down the front of your shirt. Blowing-kisses



RE: Who likes Dick? - IMaDick - 03-18-2012

(03-18-2012, 02:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

It's a great photo, I wish it were closer, I always have the urge to peek down the front of your shirt. Blowing-kisses

Stop here Dammit,just frickin stop! A guy can't have anything nice around here.




RE: Who likes Dick? - Duchess - 03-18-2012



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RE: Who likes Dick? - pspence - 03-18-2012

(03-18-2012, 12:03 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-18-2012, 12:00 PM)pspence Wrote: Duchess...that wasn't very nice! Besides, I strategically picked the picture to hide that sucker...

Why would you do that?

A neck on a woman is usually "the first thing that goes"...




RE: Who likes Dick? - pspence - 03-18-2012

I think a lot of the women on Mock have crushes on Dick! Even some of us old farts! Smiley_emoticons_smile


RE: Who likes Dick? - Cracker - 03-18-2012

Gotdam. Gross. Nooooooooooo. Ew.

Can't unring that bell.


RE: Who likes Dick? - Lady Cop - 03-18-2012

(03-18-2012, 06:39 PM)pspence Wrote: I think a lot of the women on Mock have crushes on Dick! Even some of us old farts! Smiley_emoticons_smile


uh...that makes 1. you and 2. Dickie who think so. Sarcastic




RE: Who likes Dick? - IMaDick - 03-18-2012

(03-18-2012, 07:18 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(03-18-2012, 06:39 PM)pspence Wrote: I think a lot of the women on Mock have crushes on Dick! Even some of us old farts! Smiley_emoticons_smile


uh...that makes 1. you and 2. Dickie who think so. Sarcastic

If I wasn't so great that could have hurt my feelings.






RE: Who likes Dick? - Lady Cop - 03-18-2012

aw hell. (((Dickie)))

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RE: Who likes Dick? - sally - 03-19-2012

(03-18-2012, 06:39 PM)pspence Wrote: I think a lot of the women on Mock have crushes on Dick! Even some of us old farts! Smiley_emoticons_smile


I was serious when I said he looked like Jed Clampett. I wouldn't say Jed is hideous or anything, but I don't think the women are lined up to fuck him either.




RE: Who likes Dick? - IMaDick - 03-19-2012

(03-19-2012, 09:44 AM)sally Wrote:
(03-18-2012, 06:39 PM)pspence Wrote: I think a lot of the women on Mock have crushes on Dick! Even some of us old farts! Smiley_emoticons_smile


I was serious when I said he looked like Jed Clampett. I wouldn't say Jed is hideous or anything, but I don't think the women are lined up to fuck him either.

Everyone knows you were serious, but that's not the same as correct is it?

I'm kinda particular about who I fuck.






RE: Who likes Dick? - sally - 03-19-2012

(03-19-2012, 09:48 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-19-2012, 09:44 AM)sally Wrote:
(03-18-2012, 06:39 PM)pspence Wrote: I think a lot of the women on Mock have crushes on Dick! Even some of us old farts! Smiley_emoticons_smile


I was serious when I said he looked like Jed Clampett. I wouldn't say Jed is hideous or anything, but I don't think the women are lined up to fuck him either.

Everyone knows you were serious, but that's not the same as correct is it?

I'm kinda particular about who I fuck.


It is correct that you look like him, and whats so bad about that anyway? He's not terrible looking, just old and grubby.




RE: Who likes Dick? - IMaDick - 03-19-2012

(03-19-2012, 11:04 AM)sally Wrote:
(03-19-2012, 09:48 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-19-2012, 09:44 AM)sally Wrote:
(03-18-2012, 06:39 PM)pspence Wrote: I think a lot of the women on Mock have crushes on Dick! Even some of us old farts! Smiley_emoticons_smile


I was serious when I said he looked like Jed Clampett. I wouldn't say Jed is hideous or anything, but I don't think the women are lined up to fuck him either.

Everyone knows you were serious, but that's not the same as correct is it?

I'm kinda particular about who I fuck.


It is correct that you look like him, and whats so bad about that anyway? He's not terrible looking, just old and grubby.

You have seen one picture of me.

You should know that I clean up pretty good when I want or need to.






RE: Who likes Dick? - sally - 03-19-2012

Trim your quotes mofo.


RE: Who likes Dick? - IMaDick - 03-19-2012

(03-19-2012, 11:28 AM)sally Wrote: Trim your quotes mofo.

I was doing that as a service for you.

I know how easily you get confused and lost in a conversation.






RE: Who likes Dick? - Midwest Spy - 03-19-2012

(03-19-2012, 11:09 AM)IMaDick Wrote: You should know that I clean up pretty good when I want or need to.

Is this because Sally has carnal knowledge of your loins, or because she has a crystal ball?


RE: Who likes Dick? - IMaDick - 03-19-2012

(03-19-2012, 12:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-19-2012, 11:09 AM)IMaDick Wrote: You should know that I clean up pretty good when I want or need to.

Is this because Sally has carnal knowledge of your loins, or because she has a crystal ball?

I was giving her the benefit of the doubt that she is not a tard.