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WELCOME TO MOCK - Printable Version

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RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Cracker - 01-16-2012

I like dogs. Want to see my tits?

(Did that increase my Internet IQ with anybody? Because it is supposed to be the Holy Grail of intellect.)

RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Duchess - 01-16-2012

(01-16-2012, 11:53 AM)Cracker Wrote: Want to see my tits?


Oh my gods! I KNEW today was going to be my lucky day!




RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - IMaDick - 01-16-2012

(01-16-2012, 11:53 AM)Cracker Wrote: Want to see my tits?

This could possibly end another of Mocks great questions, for me at least.

Please write todays date and my name on them in magic marker.

Thanks





RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Cracker - 01-16-2012

Hahahaha.

If you think I am going straight to the mirror, you have lost your mind.

[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRG2BBPLRkbyv4tY_8il02...bVAIUU8JgA]

We heard all the bad stuff about JFK. I think it has been long enough for us to start hearing all the bad stuff about MLK. If I see "I have a dream" one more time...


RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Maggot - 01-16-2012

Whoa.........Smegma has competition!!

RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Cracker - 01-16-2012

Does that look like Mo to anybody else?

RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Maggot - 01-16-2012

Kinda looks like that guy "Saint"

RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Cracker - 01-16-2012

Things that grow saggy teets:

old women
fat men
cows
pigs
some cats/dogs if they have too many litters
goats
water buffalos

Have I left anyone/anything off the list?

RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - username - 01-16-2012

(01-16-2012, 11:25 AM)Jezreel Wrote: If I get a lovely hot, home cooked meal out of this, I will say Cracker and Username are the bestest!!

Cracker cheats so I'm not going there again with her but strangely, the first thing that popped in to my mind was a big rack of ribs. Awink

RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - username - 01-16-2012

(01-16-2012, 12:17 PM)Cracker Wrote: Things that grow saggy teets:

old women
fat men
cows
pigs
some cats/dogs if they have too many litters
goats
water buffalos

Have I left anyone/anything off the list?


I don't know but I'm definitely ready to talk about saggy balls.


RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Maggot - 01-16-2012

(01-16-2012, 09:44 PM)username Wrote:
(01-16-2012, 12:17 PM)Cracker Wrote: Things that grow saggy teets:

old women
fat men
cows
pigs
some cats/dogs if they have too many litters
goats
water buffalos

Have I left anyone/anything off the list?


I don't know but I'm definitely ready to talk about saggy balls.

I have saggy balls..........they slap. hah

RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Maggot - 01-16-2012

What a bunch of horny Mockers lately. Dancingparty

RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - JsMom - 01-16-2012

(')...( @ )( @ )...8==D~

RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - username - 01-16-2012

(01-16-2012, 09:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have saggy balls..........they slap.

In the weather you're having...? I'd expect them to be pushing out your belly button about now.



RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Maggot - 01-16-2012

(01-16-2012, 10:10 PM)username Wrote:
(01-16-2012, 09:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: I don't know but I'm definitely ready to talk about saggy balls.

I have saggy balls..........they slap.

In the weather you're having...? I'd expect them to be pushing out your belly button about now.


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hah Thats an instinctive preservation reaction. But now they are like fuzzy dice on a Mexicans low rider mirror in Arizona at noon before a siesta. My thermostat is on 69

RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - IMaDick - 01-16-2012

(01-16-2012, 10:14 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(01-16-2012, 10:10 PM)username Wrote:
(01-16-2012, 09:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: I don't know but I'm definitely ready to talk about saggy balls.

I have saggy balls..........they slap.

In the weather you're having...? I'd expect them to be pushing out your belly button about now. My thermostat is on 69.

hah Thats an instinctive preservation reaction. But now they are like fuzzy dice on a Mexicans low rider mirror in Arizona at noon before a siesta.
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Nice quote, I have to figure that your balls slapped you in the face just before you posted.



RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Maggot - 01-16-2012

(01-16-2012, 10:19 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-16-2012, 10:14 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(01-16-2012, 10:10 PM)username Wrote:
(01-16-2012, 09:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: I don't know but I'm definitely ready to talk about saggy balls.

I have saggy balls..........they slap.

In the weather you're having...? I'd expect them to be pushing out your belly button about now. My thermostat is on 69.

hah Thats an instinctive preservation reaction. But now they are like fuzzy dice on a Mexicans low rider mirror in Arizona at noon before a siesta.

Nice quote, I have to figure that your balls slapped you in the face just before you posted.


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my EYE!..........MY eye! acrylic clackers, and noses....these are a few of my favorite things........

RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - JsMom - 01-16-2012

115

RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - username - 01-16-2012

(01-16-2012, 10:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: Thats an instinctive preservation reaction. But now they are like fuzzy dice on a Mexicans low rider mirror in Arizona at noon before a siesta. My thermostat is on 69

*snort* What happened to setting your thermostat to 65 degrees?

+1 wife!