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RE: asskisser of the week will end on sunday - Cracker - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 03:51 PM)JsMom Wrote:Dick never fails to amaze me.
Dick, is this the start of a new week? Because somebody is hot out of the gate.
RE: asskisser of the week will end on sunday - JsMom - 06-18-2012
RE: asskisser of the week will end on sunday - IMaDick - 06-18-2012
I never announce when the contest starts.
RE: asskisser of the week will end on sunday - Ma Huang Sor - 06-18-2012
Is that in your little girl voice or your big poppa bear voice?
RE: asskisser of the week will end on sunday - crash - 06-18-2012
(06-17-2012, 07:16 PM)pspence Wrote: Oh and Crash is a hottie...I wished he could take one of my beautiful daughters for a drink...
Well I'd feel about weird about asking her out for dinner since you went and blabbed to the world about her anorexia.
See...you did that. Not me.
RE: asskisser of the week will end on sunday - pspence - 06-18-2012
I've got my burcas packed. They cover everything but my eyes so I 'll still be a- winkin' at you. I'll be on the alert for suicide bombers and will take visine to keep the dust out of my eyes. What do you wear on camels?
P.s. crash, it's my other daughter..the one who was ill briefly years ago is getting married soon. Thank God they are both healthy.
RE: asskisser of the week will end on sunday - Duchess - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 07:56 PM)pspence Wrote: What do you wear on camels?
Linen
RE: asskisser of the week will end on sunday - username - 06-18-2012
PS, just tell Crash that as much as you would have liked your daughter to have a date with him, she would have refused anyway because the last remaining remnant of her illness (much to your chagrin) is she abhors soft, pudgy men.
j/k Crash. I'm trying to teach a lesson here.
RE: asskisser of the week will end on sunday - Eat Shit And Die - 06-18-2012
I bet $100k on Ma, thanks mate:/ that's $100k I will never see again... Dead cert? Thanks a bunch dickie.
RE: asskisser of the week will end on sunday - crash - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 08:20 PM)username Wrote: I'm trying to teach a lesson here.
...Who the fuck to?
RE: asskisser of the week will end on sunday - Duchess - 07-01-2012
Dick, do you have the field narrowed down? Is there a clear winner?
RE: asskisser of the week will end on sunday - IMaDick - 07-01-2012
(07-01-2012, 04:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Dick, do you have the field narrowed down? Is there a clear winner?
Sally is well in the lead for the woman with the biggest dick and Donovan is leading for the man that is the biggest pussy"I believe that is only because MS has been suspiciously absent".
This contest will run through next weekend just in case anyone wants to take a shot at the leaders.