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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MOCK - Printable Version

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RE: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MOCK - Clang McFly - 06-20-2012

Twat

RE: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MOCK - Eat Shit And Die - 06-20-2012

Pot hello it's the god damned kettle.

RE: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MOCK - Clang McFly - 06-20-2012

Diaf

RE: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MOCK - OnBendedKnee - 06-20-2012

(06-20-2012, 05:57 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Whenever I sneeze I get an erection.

Weird.

Are your ladies attractive to that?

RE: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MOCK - Eat Shit And Die - 06-21-2012

Yeah mans he blows them away.

RE: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MOCK - Middle Finger - 06-21-2012

(06-20-2012, 10:26 AM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 10:24 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 10:20 AM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 10:17 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 07:42 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Waiting..... (btw, I am not a patient person Duchess....)

We know ... you don't really want to wait more than a few months for the wrong guy to date, marry, or give info to.

Again....same ole same ole. Anyone ever tell you that you are boring? Besides your wife in bed I mean.

I was just saying, it is totally believable that you don't have the mental discipline to think long-term and be patient. Just saying, I believed you, based upon what I know of your people skills.

Again....same ole same old. Really. Try something new MF. You don't come here often but when you do you go straight to the same old insults. You disappoint me.

OK, then I'll just say "your lack of patience is totally believable."

RE: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MOCK - ramseycat - 06-21-2012

HI MF!!! Stay cool today. Smiley_emoticons_wink

RE: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MOCK - Ma Huang Sor - 06-21-2012

(06-20-2012, 10:21 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 05:57 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Whenever I sneeze I get an erection.

Weird.

Are your ladies attractive to that?

The problem is once it's up it won't go down. The viagra hotline is no good because Im not using it, so when I get an erection lasting 4 hours or longer, I'm not quite sure what to do.

Have to up my allergy meds I guess..

RE: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MOCK - Middle Finger - 06-24-2012

(06-20-2012, 10:39 AM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 10:26 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 10:23 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Anyone want to start laying odds on the historical significance of today?

Maybe it's a new button on the site. Like, one that turns all posters into hot lesbians.

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some things never change!
like MF's wishful thinking.
one day when he's in the home for perverted old geezers Old he'll be saying the same thing to the old ladies.
they will reply "eh?" speak up sonny! 113

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I know, you're right. My immoral thoughts on hot lesbians go way back. If I told you the thoughts were involuntary, would I get a "pass?" Smiley_emoticons_smile

RE: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MOCK - Lady Cop - 06-24-2012

you ALWAYS get a pass handsome!

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RE: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MOCK - Middle Finger - 06-30-2012

Awwww, thanks! I do take that as a compliment since I am sure there are many people that do NOT get any passes from you. Smiley_emoticons_smile