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RE: What turns you off? - Maggot - 06-29-2012

(06-29-2012, 08:32 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(06-28-2012, 10:22 PM)username Wrote:
(06-28-2012, 09:38 PM)sally Wrote: Men who are circumcised. Not a fan.

Pondering this. I just read one "study" that sex is better for men and women when the male is uncircumcised but I'm not convinced.

Men????? This must have been discussed before but I don't recall it. Pro circumcision or not? I left it up to my husband with regards to our son. Chop, chop, just like his dad.

Males should NEVER be circumsized. There isn't a health reason to support it, and it's sanctioned genital mutilation. You lose about half the sensitivity from my understanding, although some women may appreciate the extra time.

Well............maybe but maybe not. cut that flappy thing off bitch!


RE: What turns you off? - username - 06-29-2012

After reading Ma's post, I'm relieved that we requested anesthesia for my son.

Ouch!

Haha, my son is a middle schooler and we talk about everything. I'm going to ask him about locker rooms these days.


RE: What turns you off? - IMaDick - 06-29-2012

I have to tell you, I didn't really have much to say about it since I was just a few minutes old.

So at this point if you like it or don't like it really doesn't fucking matter to me.


RE: What turns you off? - ramseycat - 06-29-2012

(06-29-2012, 11:50 AM)pspence Wrote: Facial warts, goiters and any facial growth with hairs growing out of it ...there was this one chick at work, God bless her (ok I'm a southerner and we always say that before we say something mean) she had this sucker ( swear) the size of a quarter, big dark brown thing ..elevated like a half inch. everytime we'd chat all I could think of was omg, I'll pay the co-pay...why don't you get that baby removed? I wonder if they get attached to those things...if so could I suggest you pickle that boy for your own viewing pleasure... She was very nice, bright, etc ...other than that big boy she was great.

One of our directors had that. I was like dude, you are making PLENTY of money to have that nasty assed thing removed. Just do it! It was foul.


RE: What turns you off? - Riotgear - 06-29-2012

(06-29-2012, 11:01 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I've only seen one & I thought it looked like a mole. .

There goes coffee out my nose and all over the desk. Thanks Duchess!


RE: What turns you off? - pspence - 06-29-2012

(06-29-2012, 11:01 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 10:45 AM)ramseycat Wrote: an uncircumsized penis would not be a deal breaker for me.


I think it might be for me. I've only seen one & I thought it looked like a mole. Had I known that before things got that far I never would have let them get that far.

hah


RE: What turns you off? - Riotgear - 06-29-2012

Pretty much any kind of penis is a deal breaker for me.


RE: What turns you off? - LuciferLynn - 06-29-2012

(06-29-2012, 01:43 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Pretty much any kind of penis is a deal breaker for me.


"But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, SHEENA WAS A MAN!"


RE: What turns you off? - Riotgear - 06-29-2012

Yeah, I'd be like "Bro, seriously?"


RE: What turns you off? - Duchess - 06-29-2012

(06-29-2012, 01:30 PM)Riotgear Wrote: There goes coffee out my nose and all over the desk. Thanks Duchess!


Awink



RE: What turns you off? - FAHQTOO - 06-29-2012

(06-29-2012, 11:01 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 10:45 AM)ramseycat Wrote: an uncircumsized penis would not be a deal breaker for me.


I think it might be for me. I've only seen one & I thought it looked like a mole. Had I known that before things got that far I never would have let them get that far.


Me too. I had the same scenario. When it's time to get naked, they already have a raging hard-on. Speaking for myself, I couldn't tell since he already had a boner.
It's after the fact when you're lying there in the afterglow, sweating like pigs, and you catch a glance and WTF is that??!!
Yep, I think it looks like a mole too.
That was 15 years ago...I don't think it would bother me now at all, as long as he has good hygine.


RE: What turns you off? - pspence - 06-29-2012

(06-29-2012, 04:08 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 11:01 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 10:45 AM)ramseycat Wrote: an uncircumsized penis would not be a deal breaker for me.


I think it might be for me. I've only seen one & I thought it looked like a mole. Had I known that before things got that far I never would have let them get that far.


Me too. I had the same scenario. When it's time to get naked, they already have a raging hard-on. Speaking for myself, I couldn't tell since he already had a boner.
It's after the fact when you're lying there in the afterglow, sweating like pigs, and you catch a glance and WTF is that??!!

hahhahhah


RE: What turns you off? - sally - 06-29-2012

They look and feel like a water snake when they're soft.

[Image: 6863_detail.jpg]


RE: What turns you off? - Ma Huang Sor - 06-29-2012

(06-29-2012, 12:22 PM)username Wrote: After reading Ma's post, I'm relieved that we requested anesthesia for my son.

Ouch!

Haha, my son is a middle schooler and we talk about everything. I'm going to ask him about locker rooms these days.

I had this kind of relationship with my kids. God bless you.


RE: What turns you off? - Ma Huang Sor - 06-29-2012

(06-29-2012, 08:14 PM)sally Wrote: They look and feel like a water snake when they're soft.

[Image: 6863_detail.jpg]

I LOVE THAT TOY


RE: What turns you off? - sally - 06-29-2012

With the exception of a couple freak of nature black kids, my son towered over the whole 8th grade. If he did get teased in the locker room I imaginge it would be like getting attacked by a gang of Oompa Loompas.


RE: What turns you off? - username - 06-29-2012

(06-29-2012, 08:15 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 12:22 PM)username Wrote: After reading Ma's post, I'm relieved that we requested anesthesia for my son.

Ouch!

Haha, my son is a middle schooler and we talk about everything. I'm going to ask him about locker rooms these days.

I had this kind of relationship with my kids. God bless you.

Thank you. I love it. When and if he stops talking, I might get worried but for now, he tells me everything. Who is smoking pot, if they've offered it to him, who the whores are at school...hah. Same with my daughter. I didn't have that AT ALL with my parents so I've always made communication a priority. Some parents have a hard time talking with their kids about sex, drugs etc. I might have gone overboard because I was having those conversations with them when they were about 6 but what the hell, it's working for us now.

I often pick them up from school and my first question is..."any good school gossip?". And I hear it! Who got in to trouble at school that day, who they see as heading down a bad path, fights etc.

He hasn't been around for me to ask about locker rooms today but maybe tomorrow. Smiley_emoticons_smile


RE: What turns you off? - Ma Huang Sor - 06-29-2012

(06-29-2012, 08:27 PM)sally Wrote: With the exception of a couple freak of nature black kids, my son towered over the whole 8th grade. If he did get teased in the locker room I imaginge it would be like getting attacked by a gang of Oompa Loompas.

fucking hah


RE: What turns you off? - Ma Huang Sor - 06-29-2012

(06-29-2012, 08:38 PM)username Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 08:15 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 12:22 PM)username Wrote: After reading Ma's post, I'm relieved that we requested anesthesia for my son.

Ouch!

Haha, my son is a middle schooler and we talk about everything. I'm going to ask him about locker rooms these days.

I had this kind of relationship with my kids. God bless you.

Thank you. I love it. When and if he stops talking, I might get worried but for now, he tells me everything. Who is smoking pot, if they've offered it to him, who the whores are at school...hah. Same with my daughter. I didn't have that AT ALL with my parents so I've always made communication a priority. Some parents have a hard time talking with their kids about sex, drugs etc. I might have gone overboard because I was having those conversations with them when they were about 6 but what the hell, it's working for us now.

I often pick them up from school and my first question is..."any good school gossip?". And I hear it! Who got in to trouble at school that day, who they see as heading down a bad path, fights etc.

He hasn't been around for me to ask about locker rooms today but maybe tomorrow. Smiley_emoticons_smile

+1.


RE: What turns you off? - Middle Finger - 06-30-2012

(06-28-2012, 07:16 PM)Cracker Wrote: I don't like in-your-face obviousness. Or bad pick-up/fuck me lines. Or skin that is too soft. Or stupid people.

Her skin could never be "too soft" in my book.