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RE: The Whatever - Riotgear - 07-31-2012
Should we just wait?
RE: The Whatever - OnBendedKnee - 07-31-2012
She may not return anytime soon after becoming mesmerized by the revelation.
RE: The Whatever - Riotgear - 07-31-2012
I'll give you a hint Sal - WD40 is slang. Try googling UU Dee 4 T
RE: The Whatever - Donovan - 07-31-2012
Fuck that I like the sailboat shirt. It is so goddamn comfortable. And I don't wear for fashion. That's for women and gay men. I dress for comfort. What I do have going for me is stamina and fidelity. So after I get a woman's eyes to roll back in her head a few times and she begins to realize I'm not also doing that to the neighbor lady, I tell her if she wants me in something she can pick out whatever she wants but I approve the texture.
Besides, those pics were of me on a military vessel at sea. I picked my clothes for durability and multifunction. Not fashion, dumbass.
Girls are stoopit.
RE: The Whatever - sally - 07-31-2012
I googled that shit and now what? I'm supposed to bore everyone with that story everytime they break out the WD40?
RE: The Whatever - OnBendedKnee - 07-31-2012
Depends.
How often do people break out WD40 in front of you?
RE: The Whatever - Riotgear - 07-31-2012
Sometimes I ask myself - "What would wd40 do?"
Donovan - All you need is chaps bro.
I would've said 'assless', but assless chaps are pants.
RE: The Whatever - sally - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 10:57 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Depends.
How often do people break out WD40 in front of you?
Not often, but I do know a fisherman who sprays it on the bait and swears it works. I tried it myself and had no luck, after standing there for hours I stuck my pole in the sand and a great fish came along and carried it out to sea.
RE: The Whatever - sally - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 10:53 PM)Donovan Wrote: Fuck that I like the sailboat shirt. It is so goddamn comfortable. And I don't wear for fashion. That's for women and gay men. I dress for comfort. What I do have going for me is stamina and fidelity. So after I get a woman's eyes to roll back in her head a few times and she begins to realize I'm not also doing that to the neighbor lady, I tell her if she wants me in something she can pick out whatever she wants but I approve the texture.
Besides, those pics were of me on a military vessel at sea. I picked my clothes for durability and multifunction. Not fashion, dumbass.
Girls are stoopit.
Keep wearing that steamboat shirt then, just dont tuck it in.
RE: The Whatever - OnBendedKnee - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 11:21 PM)sally Wrote:(07-31-2012, 10:57 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Depends.
How often do people break out WD40 in front of you?
Not often, but I do know a fisherman who sprays it on the bait and swears it works. I tried it myself and had no luck, after standing there for hours I stuck my pole in the sand and a great fish came along and carried it out to sea.
I spray PAM in my pan when I fry fish.
Kind of the same thing.
RE: The Whatever - Riotgear - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 11:21 PM)sally Wrote:(07-31-2012, 10:57 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Depends.
How often do people break out WD40 in front of you?
Not often, but I do know a fisherman who sprays it on the bait and swears it works. I tried it myself and had no luck, after standing there for hours I stuck my pole in the sand and a great fish came along and carried it out to sea.
Obviously you don't know anything about fishermen.
RE: The Whatever - Donovan - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 11:25 PM)sally Wrote: Keep wearing that steamboat shirt then, just dont tuck it in.
Yeah people tell me that, but my experience is that a fat guy with an untucked hawaiian shirt is basically just a fat guy trying to hide the fact that he's fat. Doesn't fool anybody. I'd rather just continue losing the weight.
RE: The Whatever - Riotgear - 08-01-2012
Plus when you lose weight your dick looks bigger.
RE: The Whatever - pspence - 08-01-2012
I thought that bad boy shrunk with everything else?
RE: The Whatever - Ilyanna - 08-01-2012
^I thought that only applied to female breasts?
RE: The Whatever - pspence - 08-01-2012
(07-31-2012, 09:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(07-31-2012, 09:16 PM)pspence Wrote:(07-31-2012, 12:20 PM)Jibbles Wrote: Well, this got awkward. I will never be posting a picture of me here. I've already had to deal with five stalkers. Shit's annoying.
I've quit stalking you since I found out that wasn't your picture.
The gay Hispanic virgin part was still stalk-worthy though, right? At least you're no biggot, pspence.
Just a little shallow...
When I think of Jibbles now...(now that I think he's ma)...the stalking is back on. The gay Hispanic part was turning me on a lttle but now with the ma connection ..its almost too much. I've already ordered my pinball machine for a lure.
RE: The Whatever - Eat Shit And Die - 08-01-2012
He's not ma at all, you do know that right?
RE: The Whatever - pspence - 08-02-2012
I thought there was a great deal of speculation they're one in the same...
RE: The Whatever - Eat Shit And Die - 08-02-2012
Well there's speculation? must mean it's true.
RE: The Whatever - Love Child - 08-07-2012
I think my computer might die.
WHATEVER!
But actually it really is ok.
I have only 3 days of this quarter left, I have access to other computers, I will be fine and fall quarter doesn't start until Mid September-so I will have 5 weeks to find a replacement or fix this one. That also means almost 5 weeks of being "disconnected" and for me that is ok! Wooo! After being "online" for so long for classes, it gets to be a chore and not fun.
But y'all did not want to know all of this did you?!?!?!??!
WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go back to talking about dicks and breasts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!