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RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Duchess - 11-21-2013



Why are you whispering?

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - crash - 11-21-2013

Just because something is screamed louder or more often, doesn't make it right or more important.

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Duchess - 11-21-2013



Of course not.

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Cynical Ninja - 11-22-2013

(11-21-2013, 04:15 PM)crash Wrote:
(11-21-2013, 11:43 AM)Maggot Wrote: They name doughnuts after people like youz.

Haha!

Best line in the thread. And therein lies the beauty of his wit. He made the others look like the try-hards they are..

Absolutely, braindead dim wit is effortless.

“Youz look like doughnut!”

Noel Coward eat your heart out.

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - crash - 11-22-2013

Haha! See? It was still funny when your pot pathetic ass repeated it.. hah

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Cynical Ninja - 11-22-2013

(11-22-2013, 06:42 AM)crash Wrote: Haha! See? It was still funny when your pot pathetic ass repeated it.. hah

If you say so my precious.

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Duchess - 11-19-2014



The sexiest man alive is an Aussie. Hubba Hubba.

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RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Maggot - 11-19-2014

Is that the guy that played THOR?

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Duchess - 11-19-2014



Yes, it is. I only know that because when it was announced on the news this morning the news reader said "Thor is the sexiest man alive"

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Maggot - 11-19-2014

He comes from the land of the ice and snow
Where the midnight sun and the hot springs glow
Thor, Thor with women galore
He does it so much his dick is Thor.......

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - username - 11-19-2014

He's okaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Is it wrong that I've day dreamed about doing the nasty with Robert Downey, Jr.? I know he's short but I think I could get past that horizontally.

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Duchess - 11-19-2014



That Aussie accent turns me on. I was recently listening (not watching) the news and I heard it so I had to check out who it was coming from. I was hot for the damn Prime Minister for fuckssake.

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - crash - 11-19-2014

Haha..Tony Abbott? Fuck. Me. Gently..

I sure hope you said that just to wind up Loosey Loo.

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Duchess - 11-19-2014

(11-19-2014, 05:40 PM)crash Wrote: Haha..Tony Abbott? Fuck. Me. Gently..


Now there's an expression I haven't heard in a long time.

Yup. Prime Minister Abbott. He's not a bad looking guy once I got him out of that tightassed suit and into a pair of jeans & a hat.

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Cutz - 11-19-2014

I don't remember going through the competition process.

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Midwest Spy - 11-19-2014

(11-19-2014, 06:41 PM)Cutz Wrote: I don't remember going through the competition process.

Cutz, you were eliminated from consideration under rule 26.3 which clearly states:

"anyone with an N'Sync or David Hasselhof poster on their bedroom wall or ceiling shall not be considered for Sexiest Man Alive."

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Cutz - 11-19-2014

Dave was put up on the wall by the hot german foreign exchange chick. I just left it there cause it's covering a crack. It's a loadbearing poster. He's huge in Germany.

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Midwest Spy - 11-19-2014

(11-19-2014, 06:48 PM)Cutz Wrote: Dave was put up on the wall by the hot german foreign exchange chick. I just left it there cause it's covering a crack. It's a loadbearing poster. He's huge in Germany.

Well, if that's the case, I'd definitely appeal.

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Cutz - 11-19-2014

Eh, what's the point. I don't have that Australian accent that turns Duchess' knickers into a waterslide.

RE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE - Midwest Spy - 11-19-2014

Speaking of wet ladies, my family and I had the privilege to watch two white-tail deer go at it in our neighbors back yard yesterday.

He was a big buck and she was a cute doe. She was coy, leading him around.

She finally gave in to her carnal instincts and he mounted her near a big pine tree.

The kids had lots of questions.

An absolutely true story.