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RE: HEY JEW! - HairOfTheDog - 03-26-2013
(03-26-2013, 09:36 PM)sally Wrote: Jew must be a Palestinian.
Sorry, that's the best I got.
It was good. Yarmulke matzah better joke than my foreskin bit.
Part of my family is Jewish. Their traditions and holidays are interesting, but I don't know all that much about their beliefs actually.
I do know that their fath israel deep.
RE: HEY JEW! - BlueTiki - 03-27-2013
(03-26-2013, 10:23 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I do know that their fath israel deep.
It depends on what your definition of Iz, is.
RE: HEY JEW! - Maggot - 03-27-2013
I should passover this thread.
RE: HEY JEW! - BlueTiki - 03-27-2013
I understand the JDL has launched a formal protest (schmear campaign).
My guess: It's gonna get shut down.
Is that the sound of lox and chains I hear?
RE: HEY JEW! - HairOfTheDog - 03-27-2013
(03-27-2013, 10:45 AM)Maggot Wrote: I should passover this thread.
(03-27-2013, 10:52 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I understand the JDL has launched a formal protest (schmear campaign).
My guess: It's gonna get shut down.
Is that the sound of lox and chains I hear?
Jew guys think fast. Sometimes it's hard to kippah up with Jew.I heard something about JDL insisting we immediately cease these shenanigans.
But, the command was issued in Yiddish, so not sure exactly what the commandmeant.
RE: HEY JEW! - crash - 03-27-2013
Yiddish it out, but Jew can't take it back!
RE: HEY JEW! - HairOfTheDog - 03-27-2013
(03-27-2013, 03:59 PM)crash Wrote: Yiddish it out, but Jew can't take it back!
Yarmulke me laugh with that one.
"Jew can't take it back"; always good to remember before tossing something out into cyberspace.
In fact, I just jotted another mock down for Jew, but it was so bad that I Torah it up.
RE: HEY JEW! - Duchess - 03-27-2013
I love what you all have done with this thread. Mock gold!
RE: HEY JEW! - HairOfTheDog - 03-27-2013
^ As a Duchess, you should probably get beJeweled?
After the adornment, we can party like rachtzahs!
RE: HEY JEW! - Duchess - 03-31-2013
(03-27-2013, 05:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ^ As a Duchess, you should probably get beJeweled?
After the adornment, we can party like rachtzahs!
I went looking for a bejeweled vajayjay but got sidetracked by something else. Were you aware that there are booger vajayjays? According to the Urban Dictionary they occur when a guy picks his nose, fingers a girl and leaves his boogers in her vajayjay. Gawdfuckingdamn.
RE: HEY JEW! - ramseycat - 03-31-2013
That is just foul.
RE: HEY JEW! - HairOfTheDog - 03-31-2013
(03-31-2013, 10:40 AM)Duchess Wrote:(03-27-2013, 05:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ^ As a Duchess, you should probably get beJeweled?
After the adornment, we can party like rachtzahs!
I went looking for a bejeweled vajayjay but got sidetracked by something else. Were you aware that there are booger vajayjays? According to the Urban Dictionary they occur when a guy picks his nose, fingers a girl and leaves his boogers in her vajayjay. Gawdfuckingdamn.
Actually, I had a more traditional Duchess beJeweling in mind when I posted that comment.
![[Image: the-duchess-of-cambridge-kate-middleton-...349413.jpg]](http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article282409.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/the-duchess-of-cambridge-kate-middleton-arrives-at-military-awards-pic-pa-562349413.jpg)
No, hadn't heard of booger vajayjays. It snot for me. Who nose why anyone would engage in such a dispickable act...
RE: HEY JEW! - Duchess - 03-31-2013
(03-31-2013, 05:09 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Actually, I had a more traditional Duchess beJeweling in mind when I posted that comment.
...because you're lovely like that. When I googled bejeweled Duchess I got this -
![[Image: cayetana-duchess-of-alba.jpg]](http://chexydecimal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cayetana-duchess-of-alba.jpg)
*shudder*