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RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 05-26-2014
(05-26-2014, 06:27 AM)crash Wrote:(05-26-2014, 06:12 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I just hope that my friend aussie isn't drinking and shows up here before I crash.
She's a mean drunk.
I'm a happy buzzed person.
If I was drinking too, I'd quote that and selectively place a do in it..
I'm still sipping away and still coherent enough to know just where you'd drop that "do" -- if you were drinking, mister.
Actually, I'm using the Living In the Past thread as a soundtrack tonight and catching up on some of the music you've posted. So far, I've liked it all.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - crash - 05-26-2014
(05-26-2014, 06:31 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: So far, I've liked it all.
I don't see why you wouldn't. I'm a fucking cool dude. Modest too..
With great taste in old music.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 05-26-2014
(05-26-2014, 06:35 AM)crash Wrote:(05-26-2014, 06:31 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: So far, I've liked it all.
I don't see why you wouldn't. I'm a fucking cool dude. Modest too..
With great taste in old music.
Okay. Let's say we were gonna dance for the first time (slow or fast, you're leading).
What song would you pick, you fucking modest cool dude?
(Tell me and then ask me which one I'd pick, if you please, because I have one in mind.)
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - crash - 05-26-2014
(05-26-2014, 06:38 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: What song would you pick, you fucking modest cool dude?
First dance, huh?
Well, it'd have to be fun, flirty with a dash of romance and a dose of cool. And a classic.
Easy peasy..
Sylvia!?!?
And you?
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 05-26-2014
(05-26-2014, 06:46 AM)crash Wrote: First dance, huh?
Well, it'd have to be fun, flirty with a dash of romance and a dose of cool. And a classic.
Easy peasy..
Sylvia!?!?
And you?
Yes, Mickey? Sweet baby, you're the one...
Damn, I love that old song. It's sexy fun.
It makes my pick for a first dance with you too predictable, I think.
But, why think?
Here's mine.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - crash - 05-26-2014
Oh..
Al green and a single malt buzz and a slow dance...*sigh*
We could end up a cliche...
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 05-26-2014
It's getting dangerous in here.
I'm gonna pass out now -- before sally wakes up, wanders in, and has the good sense to tell us we're gross.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 05-26-2014
(05-26-2014, 04:20 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:(05-25-2014, 11:49 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Nothing wrong with a lil irish though
I like a little Irish in me.
Buena Vista.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - BlueTiki - 05-26-2014
(05-26-2014, 07:28 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Buena Vista.
You are one sweet talkin' woman!
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - ramseycat - 05-26-2014
You guys need to try Cookie Butter from Trader Joes. Holy shit that stuff is divine! It's so good I can't even describe how good it is.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - BlueTiki - 05-26-2014
(05-26-2014, 08:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You guys need to try Cookie Butter from Trader Joes.
Is it a topical or lube for lady parts?
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - crash - 05-26-2014
Ramsey. Lady parts. Cookie butter..
I just threw up in my mouth a bit..
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - SIXFOOTERsez - 05-26-2014
Maybe some of that butter and...
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - aussiefriend - 05-26-2014
I'm tired I have been doing 10 hour night shifts. That's not true HoTD I am a happy sociable pleasant drunk. I'm sure I am much more attractive to the opposite sex when I am wasted. I'm sure of it I tell ya.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - aussiefriend - 05-26-2014
(05-26-2014, 06:16 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Aussie tanked on Cointreau. She's bullet proof & ten foot tall.
Ah yes, but the next day, not so tough!
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - crash - 05-26-2014
(05-26-2014, 09:37 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I'm sure I am much more attractive to the opposite sex when I am wasted. I'm sure of it I tell ya.
No, you're not more attractive. It's just a natural phenomenon. Like when lions cut the weakest zebra from the pack..
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - SIXFOOTERsez - 05-26-2014
LOL
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - ramseycat - 05-26-2014
(05-26-2014, 08:41 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(05-26-2014, 08:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You guys need to try Cookie Butter from Trader Joes.
Is it a topical or lube for lady parts?
You just ruined it.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 05-26-2014
(05-26-2014, 08:09 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(05-26-2014, 07:28 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Buena Vista.
You are one sweet talkin' woman!
It's impossible for me to hear that song without hand-dancing.
Six mentioned in another thread about grabbing some fresh sour dough, dungeness crab, and liquor then kicking back on the water.
That's a sweet day in my book, too. Even sweeter if preceded or followed by a couple of Irish Whiskeys at the Buena Vista.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 05-26-2014
(05-26-2014, 09:37 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I'm sure I am much more attractive to the opposite sex when I am wasted. I'm sure of it I tell ya.
I'm sure of it, too.
I mean, what man wouldn't melt when being told that he's a cuntface who looks like a very ugly woman -- in the process of you offering to have his genitalia removed -- just before you throw up on his shoes and black out?
I don't think I'm any more attractive to men when I'm wasted -- I just wanna sing and dance and avoid all things serious for a while when I party. Shallow fun.