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RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 03-11-2012
(03-11-2012, 02:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote: maybe they just borrowed it?
Gross. I wouldn't put my lips on something that someone else did. *ick*
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - IMaDick - 03-11-2012
(03-11-2012, 02:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:(03-11-2012, 02:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote: maybe they just borrowed it?
Gross. I wouldn't put my lips on something that someone else did. *ick*
I think she just sat on it and it will drop out one day when she is jumping up and down yelling about why people don't like obama.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 03-11-2012
FQ2, are you going to take some pix & share with us when you return?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 03-11-2012
(03-11-2012, 02:47 PM)username Wrote: WTF?? Somebody took my Chapstick from my cubbie at the gym
Oh, NO! You had to go home with a naked face! Bastards. I bet it was a dude. Women don't do that shit.
Is your cubbie (first time seeing an adult use that word in the real world) in the locker room? Because if it wasn't a dude, it was a gay woman used to having vagina all over her face.
That's my take on it.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 03-11-2012
(03-11-2012, 02:57 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I think she just sat on it and it will drop out one day when she is jumping up and down yelling about why people don't like obama.
That made me laugh but it doesn't change the fact that I think your mind has been warped from hanging out at seedy, disgusting strip joints. Sheesh.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 03-11-2012
(03-11-2012, 04:21 PM)Cracker Wrote:(03-11-2012, 02:47 PM)username Wrote: WTF?? Somebody took my Chapstick from my cubbie at the gym
Oh, NO! You had to go home with a naked face! Bastards. I bet it was a dude. Women don't do that shit.
Is your cubbie (first time seeing an adult use that word in the real world) in the locker room? Because if it wasn't a dude, it was a gay woman used to having vagina all over her face.
They're out in the open area. There's one guy there who has made it pretty clear he'd like to do me...I think he's jacking off to my chapstick right now.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - crash - 03-11-2012
(03-11-2012, 12:55 PM)Cracker Wrote: Are you hot, crash? Or do you look "safe"? Because I can't figure out why a grown woman would tell you about her grossness.
I swear, if someone put poop on me (including monkeys in the zoo) I would become violent. That is effen nasty.
I was traumatized changing diapers. That little bit of poo was only tempered by deep love.
I could never be a nurse.
Hehe...I couldn't work out where the poop comment came from, then I re-read my post....that 'junkies' was supposed to be 'kinkier', and the 'fudging' was supposed to be 'fisting'...damn icorrecting.
I'm not sure it's whether I'm safe or hot, I think it's just she has such a naughty little secret that she has to tell someone and I'm so far removed from the rest of her life for any of her other friends to find out.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 03-11-2012
(03-11-2012, 04:33 PM)crash Wrote: I'm not sure it's whether I'm safe or hot, I think it's just she has such a naughty little secret that she has to tell someone and I'm so far removed from the rest of her life for any of her other friends to find out.
Are you gay? Cuz your post sounds kind of girlie (do guys say "naughty little secret"?) and we women often do like talking to the gay guys.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - crash - 03-11-2012
Haha...no, not last time I checked... Pretty sure she doesn't think I am either from the constant fucking flirting and stories. I think she thinks it a turn on to talk about her affairs, but it's a fucking turn off... They don't make enough alcohol to get me drunk enough to fuck her.
That and she's a heifer...
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 03-11-2012
(03-11-2012, 04:33 PM)crash Wrote: Hehe...I couldn't work out where the poop comment came from, then I re-read my post....that 'junkies' was supposed to be 'kinkier', and the 'fudging' was supposed to be 'fisting'...damn icorrecting.
I'm not sure it's whether I'm safe or hot, I think it's just she has such a naughty little secret that she has to tell someone and I'm so far removed from the rest of her life for any of her other friends to find out.
I'm afraid to google "fudging" in case it is really a thing...
Do I have to ask ramsey if you are hot? Do you think she tries to hump all the men or just certain ones in here?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - crash - 03-11-2012
I'm way too old for Ramsey...I was way too old 25 years ago. Tbh, I couldn't give a tinker's cuss who she tries to hump, but if they were desperate enough to take her up on it we probably should throw the hat around to get them some counseling....or at least buy them a decent fuck
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 03-11-2012
Hahahahaha. Poor ramsey. I think I should start a "Why Ramsey Couldn't Find a Second Husband" thread.
Tell your nasty neighbor the biggest sin is humping a pastor/priest/prophet. If she can do that, I will be impressed. I am not so much impressed by the fact that she can fit a subcompact car in her vagina.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - FAHQTOO - 03-11-2012
(03-11-2012, 04:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:
FQ2, are you going to take some pix & share with us when you return?
I sure will...I think I even found a place to score some weed. I figured that out just by reading some of the reviews about the beaches.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 03-11-2012
Leave bail money where your friends can find it in the room F2.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - FAHQTOO - 03-11-2012
(03-11-2012, 05:37 PM)Cracker Wrote: Leave bail money where your friends can find it in the room F2.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 03-11-2012
Are you going to vape in the lavatory on the plane, F2?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - FAHQTOO - 03-11-2012
(03-11-2012, 10:42 PM)Cracker Wrote: Are you going to vape in the lavatory on the plane, F2?
Probably not. I've never used an airplane restroom. 4 hrs is the longest I've flown, so I can wait...and "hold it".
vape...that sounds
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 03-12-2012
My godamn pipe under my kitchen sink broke in the middle of the night and I have 6" of water in my cellar. The kitchen cabinets are trashed and so is my floor everything is wet. Safe-pro is here now sopping it up the girl just told me there is about 10-12,000 dollars damage. It ran from about 1am till 5 this morning when I got up is my best guess. What a fucking mess.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - IMaDick - 03-12-2012
(03-12-2012, 01:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: My godamn pipe under my kitchen sink broke in the middle of the night and I have 6" of water in my cellar. The kitchen cabinets are trashed and so is my floor everything is wet. Safe-pro is here now sopping it up the girl just told me there is about 10-12,000 dollars damage. It ran from about 1am till 5 this morning when I got up is my best guess. What a fucking mess.
Sorry to hear that.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Lady Cop - 03-12-2012
10-12,000 dollars damage
holy shit Maggot!! will your homeowners cover that?