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RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - sally - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 10:32 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(07-18-2013, 10:11 AM)Donovan Wrote: Yep, coming up on 20 years, longest I've ever been in one location. Of course, I was alive for 25 years before that and packed quite a bit of living into those years, especially from 13 on when I was essentially on my own. I do the same sort of work you do, dumbass, which as you well know is spiritually rewarding if not terribly well-paying. You'll notice I've never made fun of your real job, just the bullshit lies you make up to feel better about yourself. Would you get your big nose out of Donovan's flabby ass already, you fat bum. Jesus Christ. RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Cynical Ninja - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 04:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Who needs to travel when there's a diverse group of people and cultures to socialize with right in my backyard and local community. Those ancient and modern works of art and famous monuments will still be there for a while, I'm in no big hurry to see them, I'm busy enjoying life. Stonehenge pedates american indian understanding of the seasons and the need to farm animals. The native americans making an animal instinct the ancient mammoth they killed to extinction with no understanding of not being able to replace them that's pretty stupid! You hunt your meat until extinction then mourn its passing! Typical bush nigger thinking! RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - sally - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 04:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Who needs to travel when there's a diverse group of people and cultures to socialize with right in my backyard Those would be called mosquitoes, you fucking idiot. RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Clang McFly - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 05:46 PM)sally Wrote:(07-18-2013, 10:32 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(07-18-2013, 10:11 AM)Donovan Wrote: Yep, coming up on 20 years, longest I've ever been in one location. Of course, I was alive for 25 years before that and packed quite a bit of living into those years, especially from 13 on when I was essentially on my own. I do the same sort of work you do, dumbass, which as you well know is spiritually rewarding if not terribly well-paying. You'll notice I've never made fun of your real job, just the bullshit lies you make up to feel better about yourself. Why? You need my big nose to plug your bleeding vagina, you fat bitch? RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Clang McFly - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 05:49 PM)sally Wrote:(07-18-2013, 04:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Who needs to travel when there's a diverse group of people and cultures to socialize with right in my backyard Go suck a tampon, you dirty whore. RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - ramseycat - 07-18-2013 CNN and Don, why do you two fight over who has the better life? Who has more money ? Who has more possession? Who cares as long as each of you is happy with your own life? RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Duchess - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 06:34 PM)ramseycat Wrote: CNN and Don, why do you two fight over who has the better life? Who has more money ? Who has more possession? Who cares as long as each of you is happy with your own life? Because it's fun. RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Duchess - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 06:34 PM)ramseycat Wrote: CNN and Don I'm not either one of those people. RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - HairOfTheDog - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 06:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:(07-18-2013, 06:34 PM)ramseycat Wrote: CNN and Don I just realized that I answered a post username addressed to Six and CN in another thread. RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - crash - 07-18-2013 You two've been hanging around the spy guy too long... RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - HairOfTheDog - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 06:51 PM)crash Wrote: You two've been hanging around the spy guy too long... I think he's hiding from us. I told him he was talking out of his ass yesterday, because he was. And, Duchess called him a gawd damn fruit, just because she's cruel like that. Apparently, it felt like a beating. Poor spy... RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - sally - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 06:07 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(07-18-2013, 05:49 PM)sally Wrote:(07-18-2013, 04:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Who needs to travel when there's a diverse group of people and cultures to socialize with right in my backyard That's disgusting, Clang. But since we're on the subject of tampons, have you ever tucked your dick back and stuck one up your butt? It might make you feel more like a woman, just a suggestion. RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - FAHQTOO - 07-18-2013 I think he's showing us his "bad ass troll" side. Notice he didn't give you a stupid smiley when he told you to suck a dirty tampon. RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - FAHQTOO - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 07:13 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I think he's showing us his "bad ass troll" side. Whoopsie...he didn't say dirty tampon, so lucky for you Sally, you can suck a clean one. RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Clang McFly - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 07:09 PM)sally Wrote:(07-18-2013, 06:07 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(07-18-2013, 05:49 PM)sally Wrote:(07-18-2013, 04:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Who needs to travel when there's a diverse group of people and cultures to socialize with right in my backyard No, butt I did stick a maxi pad in my panties and jizz into it. And fyi tampon sucking is way less disgusting than picturing you on the crapper scarfing down a crate of crab rangoons. RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Clang McFly - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 07:13 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I think he's showing us his "bad ass troll" side. I try not to use a smilie for most of my mocks/insults ever since someone here told me my first good mock was not bad but would have been more effective without the smilie. Besides I like the fact that I kinda adopted the smilie as my own. RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Clang McFly - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 07:16 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:(07-18-2013, 07:13 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I think he's showing us his "bad ass troll" side. If she can find a clean one. It will be like looking for a needle in a haystack. The haystack that she just had sex in, the filthy whore. RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - BlueTiki - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 06:07 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: . . . dirty whore. (07-18-2013, 09:26 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: . . . filthy whore. Awwww! Obviously thinking of Mum on her anniversary. That type of language goes nicely with cubed steak, instant mashed potatoes and frozen Green Giant corn. Lest we forget the day old bakery markdown chocolate cake from a Kroger chain. RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - sally - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 09:26 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: If she can find a clean one. It will be like looking for a needle in a haystack. The haystack that she just had sex in, the filthy whore. He's gonna make a good priest, this one. The lying cake baking mother fucker. RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Clang McFly - 07-18-2013 (07-18-2013, 10:15 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: That type of language goes nicely with sirloin steak, real mashed potatoes and fresh corn on the cob and chocolate cake made from scratch. Fixed that for you. I'll give you half a point though since the corn in the cob is from the freezer, but was fresh when mom bought it and put it in there). |