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RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - sally - 12-29-2013
So you're not attracted to men and find women desirable, but you enjoy the thought of men finding you sexy when you're dressed as a woman? Why? Or do you even know exactly why yourself?
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 12-30-2013
Enjoy might be a bit strong. It was kind of nice is all and gave me confidence that I may be somewhat passable as a woman. I was actually embarrassed that they found me sexy. That's why I put "best" with a question mark.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - sally - 12-30-2013
I'm pretty sure they were joking when they whistled at you though. That's akin to Ramsey's old ass getting all giddy when that real estate guy told her she smelled good just to butter her up for the sale.
Just like Ramsey knows she stinks, you know damn well you don't make an attractive woman, Clang. Come on, you're 300lbs and 6 ft. tall. You're not exactly a Filipino lady boy.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 01:02 AM)sally Wrote: I'm pretty sure they were joking when they whistled at you though. That's akin to Ramsey's old ass getting all giddy when that real estate guy told her she smelled good just to butter her up for the sale.Yeah I know. As I told CN earlier, I know I wouldn't win any beauty pageants but I ain't no grizzly bear.
Just like Ramsey knows she stinks, you know damn well you don't make an attractive woman, Clang. Come on, you're 300lbs and 6 ft. tall. You're not exactly a Filipino lady boy.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - sally - 12-30-2013
Clang, you are somewhat charming as a man, but you make a monster of a woman. Don't even concern yourself with beauty pageants, if you're ever caught outside like that they'll send your funky ass straight to 1400.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Cynical Ninja - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 01:26 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I ain't no grizzly bear.
Ok a hippo in a tutu then, like in Disneys Fantasia.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Cynical Ninja - 12-30-2013
(12-29-2013, 09:10 PM)Duchess Wrote: I can totally see Clang married to a fun loving, understanding *wink wink*, lovely girl, a naughty Catholic girl, pious in public, a nymphomaniac in private. She fulfills Clang's wildest dreams and they live happily ever after.
I totally can't.
I don't think any woman with her wits about her would touch clang to scratch him.
40 years of virginity tells us all we need to know.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Cynical Ninja - 12-30-2013
(12-29-2013, 11:04 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I never ever made it around the apartment complex.
More lies.
As Sal correctly points out you said you did.
If Clang told me the sky was blue I would look up and check for myself just to confirm it as the truth.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Cynical Ninja - 12-30-2013
(12-29-2013, 11:27 PM)sally Wrote: So you're not attracted to men and find women desirable, but you enjoy the thought of men finding you sexy when you're dressed as a woman? Why? Or do you even know exactly why yourself?
Clang is not 100% heterosexual that's blatantly obvious.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 06:55 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:I walked around outside the apartment complex, not around the whole apartment complex. I didn't lie. I misspoke or you need to take a reading comphension course and/or stop twisting my words.(12-29-2013, 11:04 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I never ever made it around the apartment complex.
More lies.
As Sal correctly points out you said you did.
If Clang told me the sky was blue I would look up and check for myself just to confirm it as the truth.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 06:47 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:I did have a girlfriend in college. She was a Catholic girl. We French kissed, I breathed sexily on her neck, massaged her butt bone, danced, she modeled her swimsuit for me. We rented To Wong Foo...I stared at the screen too intensely, made the mistake of telling her I had tried on women's clothing when I was younger...and she broke up with me after Christmas break.(12-29-2013, 09:10 PM)Duchess Wrote: I can totally see Clang married to a fun loving, understanding *wink wink*, lovely girl, a naughty Catholic girl, pious in public, a nymphomaniac in private. She fulfills Clang's wildest dreams and they live happily ever after.
I totally can't.
I don't think any woman with her wits about her would touch clang to scratch him.
40 years of virginity tells us all we need to know.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 06:58 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:Correct. I'm 99.9% heterosexual.(12-29-2013, 11:27 PM)sally Wrote: So you're not attracted to men and find women desirable, but you enjoy the thought of men finding you sexy when you're dressed as a woman? Why? Or do you even know exactly why yourself?
Clang is not 100% heterosexual that's blatantly obvious.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Cynical Ninja - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 08:59 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I misspoke
Uh-huh, the same way Clinton “misspoke” when he said “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Cynical Ninja - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 09:09 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Correct. I'm 99.9% heterosexual.
I don't know many 99.9% heterosexual men who blush and go weak at the knees when some guys wolf whistle at him when he's dressed as a woman.
Face it, you liked and enjoyed the sexual attention of men something most 99.9% heterosexual men would go out of their way to avoid at all costs.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Cynical Ninja - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 09:07 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I did have a girlfriend in college. She was a Catholic girl. We French kissed, I breathed sexily on her neck, massaged her butt bone, danced, she modeled her swimsuit for me. We rented To Wong Foo...I stared at the screen too intensely, made the mistake of telling her I had tried on women's clothing when I was younger...and she broke up with me after Christmas break.
And in the 20 years since then?
Not a sniff! Why is that clang?, I can't even compare you to Steve Carrell in the 40 year old virgin, that character had a career and was financially independent.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 10:51 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:there you go twisting my words and making shit up. I never said I blushed and I was not weak in the knees, I was embarrassed yet it boosted my confidence in its weird way.(12-30-2013, 09:09 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Correct. I'm 99.9% heterosexual.
I don't know many 99.9% heterosexual men who blush and go weak at the knees when some guys wolf whistle at him when he's dressed as a woman.
Face it, you liked and enjoyed the sexual attention of men something most 99.9% heterosexual men would go out of their way to avoid at all costs.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 10:56 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:I've had sniffs just not sniffs where I reciprocated their affection for me. I've been financially independent in the past, it's just been riddled one other bad stretch of unemployment than the current one. But yes I've never had a "career". My longest job lasted 8 years.(12-30-2013, 09:07 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I did have a girlfriend in college. She was a Catholic girl. We French kissed, I breathed sexily on her neck, massaged her butt bone, danced, she modeled her swimsuit for me. We rented To Wong Foo...I stared at the screen too intensely, made the mistake of telling her I had tried on women's clothing when I was younger...and she broke up with me after Christmas break.
And in the 20 years since then?
Not a sniff! Why is that clang?, I can't even compare you to Steve Carrell in the 40 year old virgin, that character had a career and was financially independent.
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 12-30-2013
This is whyI don't tell you guys everything about my life because the Internet/CN/me to a small degree twists/misinterprets what I say. Ever consider working for Faux News,CN?
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - crash - 12-31-2013
I really hope 2014 brings some new buzz words. I'm fed up with 're-energising', 'positive energies', 'pain points', 'transitional downsizing' and 'synergies'..fuck the lot of them. Can't we just go back to telling people how it really is for a year?
RE: the 2014 trivial drivel thread - Cynical Ninja - 12-31-2013
(12-30-2013, 10:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I was embarrassed yet it boosted my confidence in its weird way.
You see? You are just confirming what I said! You were embarrassed? What do you do when you are embarrassed? You blush! And it boosted your confidence? In other words you enjoyed the sexual attention of men which is exactly what I said!
No spin necessary fatboy!