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RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - HairOfTheDog - 01-13-2015
Since she's going ga ga over a dead celebrity from last century, a (pity) pic for my friend aussie.
![[Image: elvis_underware.jpg]](http://www.elvisowned.com/2013/images/elvis_underware.jpg)
Save your money, aussie. They're not Calvin's, but two pairs of Elvis' used underwear are up for auction!!
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - FAHQTOO - 01-13-2015
(01-13-2015, 12:25 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: A flashback for FAHQTOO.
And, this one's for me. Travis Fimmel.
![[Image: markcalvins.jpg]](http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/markcalvins.jpg)
![[Image: calvin-klein.jpg]](http://madame.lefigaro.fr/sites/default/files/imagecache/image-diaporama-photo/2013/06/calvin-klein.jpg)
Thanks HotD
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - Duchess - 01-14-2015
Today I nominate Donald Trump and a random asshole who I saw throwing trash bullshit out of his window AND the bitch who ignored me when I said thank you.
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - aussiefriend - 01-15-2015
That Elvis underwear business is disgusting. I only clicked on this thread to see who won and I was hoping there was a clear winner. I forget who I even threw in the ring.
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - HairOfTheDog - 01-15-2015
They're used, as in "worn", aussie. But, they've (probably) been washed.
In all seriousness, I'm a big Elivs Presley fan too. Lots of good memories dancing to Elivs with my mom, my sisters, and my grandma when I was little. We lived with my Grandma in L.A. for several years and she had an awesome record collection.
"Burning Love" is a sexy song and was really edgy way back when. That was my grandma's favorite. My favorite Elvis song is "Suspicious Minds" -- kinda sexy and a bit sad too. I'm gonna post this video of your long-dead fantasy man because I'm a giver.
(It's okay if you toss your underwear at your computer screen -- just make sure the kid and the dog are asleep.)
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - aussiefriend - 01-16-2015
someone at one of his concerts I saw threw some undies, I think it might have been F2, that were big and wide. Elvis picked them up and said "are these your honey?" LOL I think she nodded "no" because who would own up the that right?
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - Duchess - 01-16-2015
If I wore underwear I doubt I'd ever throw them up on a stage and there is no way in hell I'd get up off any of my pretty bras.
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - aussiefriend - 01-16-2015
the whole throwing that shit is weird, maybe it's some fettish thing.
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - Duchess - 01-16-2015
Today's asshole is ESPN.
![[Image: sterb028.gif]](http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb028.gif)
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - username - 01-16-2015
I like the way Bieber grew a dick in the photoshopped pic.
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - HairOfTheDog - 01-17-2015
(01-16-2015, 04:21 PM)username Wrote: I like the way Bieber grew a dick in the photoshopped pic.
He and his team insist that the bigger shot is the real shot and the other one is Photoshopped. BreatheHeavy didn't confirm or deny that, apologized for publishing the comparison after receiving the cease and desist letter, and immediately took down the gif.
Still, it seems to have gotten a rise outta Bieber. He posted this shot on Instagram a couple of days ago with the caption, "Photosop lol".
![[Image: av5nse9nen0ytg8uw81z.png]](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Mf08Cocz--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/av5nse9nen0ytg8uw81z.png)
http://defamer.gawker.com/bieber-breaks-his-silence-on-calvin-klein-controversy-1679809849
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - HairOfTheDog - 12-02-2015
(12-27-2014, 09:42 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Sit down everyone, I found a winner. At first when it came to mind, I fobbed it off but it keeps coming back to me and the winner is *drum roll please*
Sinead O'Connor.
This woman had my support early on in the year when she talked about Miley Cyrus' antics and penned an open letter to her. I also saw a song she wrote and the lyrics she used are from the book of Isaiah. I told her a 'powerful annointing on the Isaiah song'.
She has since joined Sinn Fein, I reached out to her and told her to rethink this decision and the impact that it would have. The last time I checked my comments which were much more detailed got 27 likes, which is significant because it was her fans that were liking what I had to say. She had also been running around calling U2 'terrorists' after they gave their music for free on iTunes. Well, she censored me and deleted my post, also I was unable to comment from my public page from that time forward and then had to respond via my private Facebook. I said to her 'what are you Vladmir Putin now? Kim Jong Un? We are all one big happy family'. I said to her 'you are running around hurting people'. Your attack on Bono and that band is not right either, telling her that 'you do know that Adam has battled mental illness right?'...I told her that when you delete what you don't like, you undermine your credibility. Well, you guessed it, she deleted that too. Not so fast this time, I copied it before she deleted it, and posted it on U2s page and it is out there on the record. U2 do not censor their fans. I have a friend who went out drinking with her and another friend years ago. I asked her 'is she a nice person?', my friend said she was.
Her behaviour smacks of hypocrisy which I think is the worst offence of them all. Sinead O'Connor biggest asshole for 2014.
Well, Sinead is reportedly in a bad way, mentally and emotionally.
Link: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/11/30/sinead-oconnor-social-media-suicide/
Sounds like she could use your advice and on-line friendship, actually. Or, is she instead just looking for publicity and/or sympathy? Hard to say...
Better to be safe than sorry, I guess. If you've been riding Sinead's ass since last December, give the bi-polar, bad-ass, bald-headed old buzzard a break for a bit, would ya aussie.
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - aussiefriend - 12-02-2015
FYI HoTD, I do actually feel devastated for Sinead and her family. I rode her ass because I have stood in solidarity of her in the past when she has been attacked for her mental illness.
I tried to go online and offer support as many thousands of others have done, however all has messaging has been suspended.
The thing with her doing that in 2014 was for me, as someone who is Irish and someone who held her in the highest esteem a huge betrayal. Her album, 'I do not want what I do not have' was a huge turning point for me musically.
I now think her choices may have been made through diminished capacity. I am not sure I do not know her personally. I have a friend who does know her, but is not close.
I think the this is, we are all fragile, we totally are. She has been very real and authentic even in her darkness, it's not reality TV, in true Sinead style, it's raw.
She has a lot to offer the world, I hope she overcomes this mountain and there is a blessing that comes out of this for her. We can all only take so much the world dishes out to us, and she may have been served more than she can handle and it has triggered some significant pain in her. She is in my prayers and I hope yours too.
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - aussiefriend - 12-02-2015
It will be interesting to see who the biggest asshole is for 2015. You might nominate me HoTD.
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - HairOfTheDog - 12-02-2015
(12-02-2015, 01:53 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: It will be interesting to see who the biggest asshole is for 2015. You might nominate me HoTD.
Your're right; I just might.
But, you'd need to make your assholery consistently more entertaining in the next 30 days in order to secure my nomination.
It won't be easy for you to bump out one of the current top three entertaining asshole contenders: Donald Trump, Josh Duggar, and Big Sal.
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - Duchess - 12-02-2015
(12-02-2015, 01:51 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: we are all fragile, we totally are.
It would bother me a lot to be viewed as fragile, it would bother me even more to see myself that way. To be fragile is to be weak and delicate. In my mind fragile people are not capable people. I have the same kind of aversion to that word as I do the word victim.
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - aussiefriend - 12-02-2015
(12-02-2015, 02:31 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(12-02-2015, 01:53 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: It will be interesting to see who the biggest asshole is for 2015. You might nominate me HoTD.
But, you'd need to make your assholery consistently more entertaining in the next 30 days in order to secure my nomination.
I'll do my best. But if you are asking me to have a permanent bad hair day, I don't know if I can achieve it.
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - Duchess - 12-02-2015
There is at least one genuine asshole in every group of people.
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - BigMark - 12-02-2015
Nope, I looked very carefully at everyone around me, no assholes!
RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - aussiefriend - 12-02-2015
(12-02-2015, 05:55 AM)Duchess Wrote:(12-02-2015, 01:51 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: we are all fragile, we totally are.
It would bother me a lot to be viewed as fragile, it would bother me even more to see myself that way. To be fragile is to be weak and delicate. In my mind fragile people are not capable people. I have the same kind of aversion to that word as I do the word victim.
I am talking about your heart, what about if you were to lose one of your animals that you were close to and had a strong bond with. We are not as big and tough as we think we are sometimes. I am not saying that we are weak. I am not weak, I have survived so much shit this year, and betrayed on a level time after time this year. I have called this year my annus horriblus. Betrayal now gets my back up, I get very angry and I am like "oh honey, were done", maybe when I was younger and learning the ropes I would have been like "woe is me". Not now, I have more the attitude "fuck you and your BBQ".