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Mock
How do I get full access? - Printable Version

+- Mock (https://mockforums.net)
+-- Forum: Management and Newbie Bullshit (https://mockforums.net/forum-3.html)
+--- Forum: Introductions (https://mockforums.net/forum-9.html)
+--- Thread: How do I get full access? (/thread-1464.html)

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- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009

Fuck the camera - holding the oil and a body pillow to join in!

- LuMPyPussy - 02-10-2009

Are you still talking about Sinister and her African-American friend? Because I really can't see that happening.

- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009

Fantasies are free. I still reckon I have a shot at Jessica Alba.

[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:
Quote:Are you still talking about Sinister and her African-American friend? Because I really can't see that happening.


- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009

[color="blue"]Goodnight all.
Shame I missed out on Liquid. He is fun.
Was hoping for some more stupid diatribes from Ordinary Peehole and Antagonist

Ah well. Tomorrow maybe.[/color]




- LuMPyPussy - 02-10-2009

Shy Guy Wrote:Fantasies are free. I still reckon I have a shot at Jessica Alba.

[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:
Quote:Are you still talking about Sinister and her African-American friend? Because I really can't see that happening.
Jessica Alba, I can see... Sinister, not so much.

- Liquid - 02-10-2009

good last 3 full pages of posts. I vote to let him in. It is up to sinCUNTer, but I think he is worthy.

- LuMPyPussy - 02-10-2009

Shy Guy Wrote:Goodnight all.
Shame I missed out on Liquid. He is fun.
Was hoping for some more stupid diatribes from Ordinary Peehole and Antagonist

Ah well. Tomorrow maybe.
Ah, we've got a little Aussie on our hands. ::thumbs::

- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Are you still talking about Sinister and her African-American friend? Because I really can't see that happening.

No, whoever she punched in the store.


- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009

Hi Aussie status gives him a big bonus since it helps have action on the typically off hours here in America.

- LuMPyPussy - 02-10-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Are you still talking about Sinister and her African-American friend? Because I really can't see that happening.

No, whoever she punched in the store.
Yeah, that's who I'm talking about... but it was outside in the parking lot of the store.

- Duchess - 02-10-2009

Liquid Wrote:good last 3 full pages of posts. I vote to let him in. It is up to sinCUNTer, but I think he is worthy.
Me too ! ::bravo::

- Sinister - 02-10-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:Sinister has big tits (as you may discover once you get full access) so I got a little aroused but I WAS concerned for the other shopper.

Fuck that bitch, and fuck you, too.

SG, when you get your ass back in here I'll open the fuckin' door for you. I'm sick of your long-ass 7 page intro. Much improved on the avatar. Obedient; I like that.


- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009

If you keep talking like that, all your hopes and dreams of getting me in bed with my body pillow go right down the fucking drain, you bitch!

- Sinister - 02-10-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:If you keep talking like that, all your hopes and dreams of getting me in bed with my body pillow go right down the fucking drain, you bitch!
Shhhh.....don't tell Bullet.....::lipsealed::

- Liquid - 02-10-2009

is this guy in yet as a member?


- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009

If his usergroup above his avatar is Virgin Mocker, then he is still stuck in newbie hell. If so, then for some reason, Sinister wants to wait.

- SyberBitch - 02-10-2009

Shy Guy Wrote:I have not been too rude or nasty...
Or entertaining, or intelligent, or hell... any of the things you would actually need to be to 'get access'. ::rollseyes::


- SyberBitch - 02-10-2009

Liquid Wrote:none of these new members can follow the simple simple rules. MF do we need to make them clearer somehow? Maybe send a welcome PM to each of them with exactly what they have to do?
1) add an avatar
2) add a bitch name
3) post something, ANYTHING, that is not mindless dribble so the members can get to know you, mock you, and maybe let you the fuck in.

lol
Why make it any easier on them?? Anyone with at least half a brain would figure that stuff out before their first post.


- SyberBitch - 02-10-2009

Liquid Wrote:you made it a sticky which is a good thing, but I think you should change the name to something more in their face like

READ THESE RULES FIRST ASSHOLES OR YOU WILL BE BANNED
*snort* ::thumbs::


- SyberBitch - 02-10-2009

[user=135]Shy Guy[/user] wrote:
Quote:Well I was seriously trying for lame.
Look how successful you are at it!!

And try using a spell-checker... or... grammar checker, or heck how about an IQ checker.