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Slim Pickins - Printable Version

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- ihatefucktards - 01-12-2009

ramseycat Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:No those are YOUR boobs Moose. You have not had the pleasure of seeing mine.
Sort of correct. Seeing yours was NOT a pleasure. ::lmao::
Thas because you have NOT seen them. But if you show me yours I might show you mine. Smiley_emoticons_wink
Here we go polluting another noob intro thread with sissy make out sessions. JUST FUCK ALREADY.


- SyberBitch - 01-12-2009

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:75 Finally, someone who appreciates the sacrifices I've made to keep my computer repair business away from the kids I spent years and thousands of dollars in preparation to teach.
... That really didn't make any sense.

Have you been into my tequila?


- ihatefucktards - 01-12-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:75 Finally, someone who appreciates the sacrifices I've made to keep my computer repair business away from the kids I spent years and thousands of dollars in preparation to teach.
... That really didn't make any sense.

Have you been into my tequila?
No but he has his nose up your ass.


- OnBendedKnee - 01-12-2009

[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:
Quote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:75  Finally, someone who appreciates the sacrifices I've made to keep my computer repair business away from the kids I spent years and thousands of dollars in preparation to teach.
... That really didn't make any sense.

Have you been into my tequila?
I've heard you ladies refer to your V by many various and playful names, but "tequila"? That's a first.

- SyberBitch - 01-12-2009

jackboots Wrote:did she mean patience?

Psych (should have been the other way around... turns out I don't have patients for any little shits but my own)
Yes, dammit.... bravo for being the SECOND person to catch my lack of attention.

Either that, or I was having some bizarre delusional episode in which I thought piles of shit were doctors for whom I needed to find patients.

Do you want to spank me for my indiscretion?


- Momster - 01-12-2009

I will spank you. But not for your indiscretions. Just for fun.

- SyberBitch - 01-12-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:I like the saggy tits suggestion above. I just hope a pretty face goes along with it.
Sorry.... no nudity in the newb forum...


- SyberBitch - 01-12-2009

ramseycat Wrote:
Momster Wrote:You don't have full c cup non sagging tits. No way no how. Prove it.
With my bra on Ido. ::tong2::

ROFL

::hail::


- Middle Finger - 01-12-2009

ramseycat Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I like the saggy tits suggestion above. I just hope a pretty face goes along with it.
I have a pretty facebut my full c cup tits don't sag. Does that mean that MF won't like me??

Some nice looking pics are about all that is left in terms of what you could do to redeem yourself (with me, anyway).


- SyberBitch - 01-12-2009

ihatefucktards Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:75 Finally, someone who appreciates the sacrifices I've made to keep my computer repair business away from the kids I spent years and thousands of dollars in preparation to teach.
... That really didn't make any sense.

Have you been into my tequila?
No but he has his nose up your ass.
Good gawd... and I thought that was just the Ass-tro-glide I had left back there. Instead, it was pimple cheese from MF's nose. Now I have to go wipe.


- SyberBitch - 01-12-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:
Quote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:75 Finally, someone who appreciates the sacrifices I've made to keep my computer repair business away from the kids I spent years and thousands of dollars in preparation to teach.
... That really didn't make any sense.

Have you been into my tequila?
I've heard you ladies refer to your V by many various and playful names, but "tequila"? That's a first.
Gives new meaning to the term 'crotch shot' eh?


- ihatefucktards - 01-12-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I like the saggy tits suggestion above. I just hope a pretty face goes along with it.
I have a pretty facebut my full c cup tits don't sag. Does that mean that MF won't like me??

Some nice looking pics are about all that is left in terms of what you could do to redeem yourself (with me, anyway).
Why? Where you can go hump your pillow later?


- SyberBitch - 01-12-2009

Momster Wrote:I will spank you. But not for your indiscretions. Just for fun.
You'll have to get new equipment... that tattered old whip of yours has about had it.


- Momster - 01-12-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
Momster Wrote:I will spank you. But not for your indiscretions. Just for fun.
You'll have to get new equipment... that tattered old whip of yours has about had it.
True, true. ::whipped::

- ihatefucktards - 01-12-2009

She could always use mooses saggy balls.

- Middle Finger - 01-12-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:75 Finally, someone who appreciates the sacrifices I've made to keep my computer repair business away from the kids I spent years and thousands of dollars in preparation to teach.
... That really didn't make any sense.

Have you been into my tequila?

Wow, went over your head easily. Anyway, no, I didn't touch your tequila. ::nuts::


- Middle Finger - 01-12-2009

ihatefucktards Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I like the saggy tits suggestion above. I just hope a pretty face goes along with it.
I have a pretty facebut my full c cup tits don't sag. Does that mean that MF won't like me??

Some nice looking pics are about all that is left in terms of what you could do to redeem yourself (with me, anyway).
Why? Where you can go hump your pillow later?

Don't knock it till you try it, bitch-flake.


- Middle Finger - 01-12-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
Momster Wrote:I will spank you. But not for your indiscretions. Just for fun.
You'll have to get new equipment... that tattered old whip of yours has about had it.

Notice we are talking to ourselves more than we are talking with you? Please don't take it as an indication of how terribly disappointing and totally fucking boring you are. ::thumbs::


- SyberBitch - 01-12-2009

[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:
Quote:Show up and show me something, fucktard
Are you asking to see my saggy tits too?? Geez.


- Momster - 01-12-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:
Momster Wrote:I will spank you. But not for your indiscretions. Just for fun.
You'll have to get new equipment... that tattered old whip of yours has about had it.

Notice we are talking to ourselves more than we are talking with you? Please don't take it as an indication of how terribly disappointing and totally fucking boring you are. ::thumbs::
You want the whip too?