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- Owenotto - 12-21-2008
Duchess Wrote:I had been thinking a ride in the rain would be more fun than time spent with this dullard but, F U just made an excellent point, I may hang around after all.Good, so how is life lately sal??
- Duchess - 12-21-2008
Owenotto Wrote:Please refer to my purpose/resume...Thanks.Duchess Wrote:I had been thinking a ride in the rain would be more fun than time spent with this dullard but, F U just made an excellent point, I may hang around after all.Good, so how is life lately sal??
- Owenotto - 12-21-2008
Duchess Wrote:Umm, i'm confused...Owenotto Wrote:Please refer to my purpose/resume...Thanks.Duchess Wrote:I had been thinking a ride in the rain would be more fun than time spent with this dullard but, F U just made an excellent point, I may hang around after all.Good, so how is life lately sal??
- F.U. - 12-21-2008
Hello ... any one here? ... I dont see anyone ... Screw it then, I gotta get the fuck outa here. Someone else bat this newbie around for a bit.
- Cynical Ninja - 12-21-2008
Owenotto Wrote:Hey, i'm new.... Prepare yourselves!!!!
Go to your local gun store.
Buy two pistols and as much ammunition you can possibly carry concealed.
Post a video on youtube to demonstrate what a fucking retard you are.
Go to the highschool/college you regularly attend.
Kill as many of your friends (assuming you have any) as possible to stop their DNA from watering down the genepool when they procreate.
Suck on the barrel of one of the pistols and pull the trigger.
- LuMPyPussy - 12-21-2008
Quote:I'm good at making spaghetti saucesTell us about that. You're obviously proud of your one and only accomplishment in life. ::aww::
- Sinister - 12-21-2008
Duchess Wrote:Why the hell are you here ?
That's always a good question to ask. I see by a reply after this that this pup is 19 years old. Geezus Christ, my son is 19 years old and I have my wonders about him being able to hold his own on this board. Where the fuck did this new fish come from???
Did you at least read around in the forum before you registered? Get a feel for the place? I haven't read this long fucking thread all the way through and don't intend to, so if I ask something that has been asked and answered already, fucking deal with it and answer me. I'm the one who decides your fate here.
- Sinister - 12-21-2008
Owenotto Wrote:F.U. Dont ask again Wrote:Con on Owen the school boy, dance puppet dance.Lame, F.U., you're a nublet........
One mistake a new bitch here can make is fucking with or talking down to my friends. That will keep you in the newbie toilet longer.
The other problem you have is figuring out who else here besides FU are my friends. Good luck with that.
My prediction? A miserable failure on Owenpup's part.
- Maggot - 12-21-2008
Geez Sin your not gonna even have to try to make this one quit and run away yelping.
- Maggot - 12-21-2008
His balls are still little peanuts that haven't even dropped from the top of the sac yet.
- Duchess - 12-21-2008
That made me picture itty bitty squirral balls that I saw in a pic Liquid posted months ago.
- Middle Finger - 12-21-2008
Duchess Wrote:I'm not a girl...I am a 300 lb. transvestite who sits around in ratty underwear workin' on my keyboard commando skills...You can call me Sal.
:shock:
- Middle Finger - 12-21-2008
Owenotto Wrote:Hey, i'm new.... Prepare yourselves!!!!
Prepared ourselves for what? Another dopey tard? Too late - we are, unfortunately, already fully prepared. Our current tards have built up our resistance and shielding from the toxic effects of tardation.
Please provide something that shows us you are worthy. We really don't need or want another tard infection.
- ramseycat - 12-21-2008
Ah yea, no. This dude does not need full access. Most of his shit doesn't even make sense.
- Duchess - 12-21-2008
ramseycat Wrote:Ah yea, no.Most of her shit doesn't even make sense.
- ramseycat - 12-21-2008
Duchess Wrote:No, he shouldn't be let in. How the hell is a 19 year old kid going to make it in here? He will be ripped to shreds and will be running to his Mamma.ramseycat Wrote:Ah yea, no.Most of her shit doesn't even make sense.
- Duchess - 12-21-2008
Leave your mommie cap & your nesting genes at the door, Ramsey...If he makes it through Newbie Hell, and it seems highly unlikely that he will, he will have earned the right to be in Mock.
- AnonyMoose - 12-21-2008
ramseycat Wrote:Duchess Wrote:No, he shouldn't be let in. How the hell is a 19 year old kid going to make it in here? He will be ripped to shreds and will be running to his Mamma.ramseycat Wrote:Ah yea, no.Most of her shit doesn't even make sense.
You fuck your 19 year old son and you are here. I say let the kid stay and YOU go.
- ramseycat - 12-21-2008
Duchess Wrote:Leave your mommie cap & your nesting genes at the door, Ramsey...If he makes it through Newbie Hell, and it seems highly unlikely that he will, he will have earned the right to be in Mock.IF he makes it through.....
- Maggot - 12-21-2008
AnonyMoose Wrote::shock:......Does everything fall out your ears onto the keyboard like a conduit to hell...:shock:ramseycat Wrote:Duchess Wrote:No, he shouldn't be let in. How the hell is a 19 year old kid going to make it in here? He will be ripped to shreds and will be running to his Mamma.ramseycat Wrote:Ah yea, no.Most of her shit doesn't even make sense.
You fuck your 19 year old son and you are here. I say let the kid stay and YOU go.