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RE: New Here - username - 10-23-2010
(10-23-2010, 01:19 PM)QueenBee Wrote: lawnranger? WTF is a lawnranger?? A friends son just passed Army ranger training..is that the same thing??
Similar but Lawnranger battles weeds.
RE: New Here - Duchess - 10-23-2010
Hahaha!
RE: New Here - Middle Finger - 10-23-2010
(10-22-2010, 05:26 PM)Cracker Wrote: Jasmine seems sweet and a little confused. That is a good way to go through life.
Much better than going through life thinking you are better looking than you really are.
RE: New Here - Cracker - 10-23-2010
(10-22-2010, 02:06 AM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: Postum
Do they still make this? What the hell was that stuff?
I didn't mean to chase the Lawnranger away. I thought he wanted to play. I think it is always a shock to the system when you figure out some people you run into on the Internet aren't as dumb as your friends back home.
RE: New Here - Luke Warmwater - 10-24-2010
(10-23-2010, 09:13 PM)Cracker Wrote:(10-22-2010, 02:06 AM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: Postum
Do they still make this? What the hell was that stuff?
I didn't mean to chase the Lawnranger away. I thought he wanted to play. I think it is always a shock to the system when you figure out some people you run into on the Internet aren't as dumb as your friends back home.
yup, they do. I think the momo's own the company now.
This is the perfect drink for mexican closet queens who still live with their mother.
RE: New Here - Duchess - 10-24-2010
Has the lawn jockey been scared away? I could have sworn I read him say that he is big & tuff and not afraid of anyone here.
RE: New Here - lawnranger - 10-24-2010
Still here, just watching that genius cracker make an ass out of his/her self and watching CockBoy prematurely ejaculate the same old shit without consulting his thesaurus.
Hey Duchess, you may have read where I wrote something but you have never read that I said something
!!!
RE: New Here - Cracker - 10-24-2010
Pathetic stalker. I thought you were ignoring my posts. You are worse than a pouting bitch. Who cares what you think? Your opinion is null because you are retarded and creepy.
Duchess, Don't attempt cleverness with lawnboy. It is lost on him.
RE: New Here - IMaDick - 10-24-2010
Franchise.
RE: New Here - Cracker - 10-24-2010
"The franchise disbanded in 1966, when the Braves relocated from Milwaukee to Atlanta."
Or you think he should franchise the name about a million other lawn care companies have?
I can't tell.
RE: New Here - DoubleStacked - 11-24-2010
(10-19-2010, 07:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: Hahahahaha. Damn. Aren't you a little ray of sunshine.
(I am sick at heart about that little girl.)
Inproper use of punctuation. Idiot!
RE: New Here - DoubleStacked - 11-24-2010
(10-21-2010, 11:45 AM)lawnranger Wrote:(10-21-2010, 11:31 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Thank you for recognising my attributesbut sucking my dick and kissing my ass will not get you what you are after.
Dick, and I use that term loosely (more like sloppy pussy), you couldn't MOCK your way out of a paper bag soaked for a week in shit-water. Take thirty minutes or so to think long and hard and consult your thesaurus before replying to comments. You only prove my point that you are a waste of bandwidth with your drivel.
I was invited here by LC on the HDR comment thread about the Zahra Baker case. I was told that this would be a forum where you didn't have to worry about being censored by Moderator Nazi's. After only two days here, I have learned that while the above is true, you will, however, be harassed by know-it-all, corrosive trolls and dip-shits like you and Cracker! Give it up, you aren't funny, you are weak, at best, as a Mocker and, after all, your mama has your lunch made. PB&J with the crust cut off of it and alphabet soup to help you learn your ABC's!
RE: New Here - DoubleStacked - 11-24-2010
(10-21-2010, 10:29 PM)lawnranger Wrote: Not impressed by you either Cracker, keep looking at Wikipedia for definitions of your name. I served during the first gulf war so kiss my ass fucktard! I salute your son's service but not you taking credit for it. I haven't "cut grass" in over 20 years other than at my own home. LawnRangers is the name of my company which operates in 5 cities in the area.
Maggot, jump on Cracker if you want to point out spelling errors.
1. The correct spelling is Shakespearean not Shakespearian.
2. Only "uniformed" (aka ignorant) people... I think you meant uninformed.
3. thoughfully instead of thoughtfully.
4. "pwned" no, I can say for sure you've been owned bitch!
Cracker was handed her ass and was one again proven to fraudulent blowhard. Typical of most enlisted GI Joe's.
C'mon Cracker, my little stalker. What say you, dumbass!