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RE: a New Years Eve story - Cracker - 01-22-2011

Dick has been neutered and I'm not sure I like it. If I wanted someone to just lay there and do nothing, I would have my own wife.



RE: a New Years Eve story - Duchess - 01-22-2011



If he's been neutered, it's by his own hand.

RE: a New Years Eve story - IMaDick - 01-22-2011

(01-22-2011, 07:40 PM)Cracker Wrote: Dick has been neutered and I'm not sure I like it. If I wanted someone to just lay there and do nothing, I would have my own wife.

Thanks for this! Oh Maggot check this out!!



RE: a New Years Eve story - IMaDick - 01-22-2011

(01-22-2011, 08:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:

If he's been neutered, it's by his own hand.

I'm actually a multi-faceted individual. I know how to be nice.





RE: a New Years Eve story - Cracker - 01-22-2011

(01-22-2011, 08:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I know how to be nice.

But you aren't nice. Nice people know how to be mean.

RE: a New Years Eve story - Cracker - 01-22-2011

(01-22-2011, 08:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 07:40 PM)Cracker Wrote: Dick has been neutered and I'm not sure I like it. If I wanted someone to just lay there and do nothing, I would have my own wife.

Thanks for this! Oh Maggot check this out!!

Hahaha

[Image: tv_snl_ambiguously_flying.jpg]

Bothered by ambiguous people?

RE: a New Years Eve story - username - 01-22-2011

(01-22-2011, 09:47 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 08:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I know how to be nice.

But you aren't nice. Nice people know how to be mean.

Nice people say shit like "don't take this wrong but you're a dickless wonder". WTF? Why would you couch an insult like that in "don't take this wrong"? I prefer my mean straight up thankyouverymuch.


RE: a New Years Eve story - IMaDick - 01-22-2011

(01-22-2011, 09:47 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 08:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I know how to be nice.

But you aren't nice. Nice people know how to be mean.

You may want to reconsider mincing words with me?

Please note the punctuation!hah



RE: a New Years Eve story - Cracker - 01-22-2011

(01-22-2011, 10:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 09:47 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 08:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I know how to be nice.

But you aren't nice. Nice people know how to be mean.

You may want to reconsider mincing words with me?

Please note the punctuation!hah

hah




RE: a New Years Eve story - username - 01-22-2011

(01-22-2011, 10:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You may want to reconsider mincing words with me?

Please note the punctuation!hah

All you need to do is add a please at the end and it appears you're begging Cracker not to mince words with you. Jesus.

RE: a New Years Eve story - IMaDick - 01-22-2011

no phrase no begging, perhaps you won't have to wait as long as I thought to be able to claim idiocy?

Please note the punctuation.

RE: a New Years Eve story - username - 01-22-2011

(01-22-2011, 10:26 PM)IMaDick Wrote: no phrase no begging, perhaps you won't have to wait as long as I thought to be able to claim idiocy?

Please note the punctuation.


You'll be waiting a long time, Dickie. Here's some punctuation for you. 86


RE: a New Years Eve story - IMaDick - 01-22-2011

(01-22-2011, 10:33 PM)username Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 10:26 PM)IMaDick Wrote: no phrase no begging, perhaps you won't have to wait as long as I thought to be able to claim idiocy?

Please note the punctuation.


You'll be waiting a long time, Dickie. Here's some punctuation for you. 86

The answer is no and don't ask again.hah



RE: a New Years Eve story - aussiefriend - 01-23-2011

(01-22-2011, 06:02 PM)username Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 05:34 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am just sitting here having my morning coffee and came in for my dose of abuse and you didnt fail to satisfy.

Wouldn't didn't fail to satisfy mean you were satisfied?

Oh wait, maybe that's what you meant. n/m

your fucking with my brain aren't you? I have been trying to work this one out all day!

RE: a New Years Eve story - IMaDick - 01-23-2011

(01-23-2011, 07:57 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 06:02 PM)username Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 05:34 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am just sitting here having my morning coffee and came in for my dose of abuse and you didnt fail to satisfy.

Wouldn't didn't fail to satisfy mean you were satisfied?

Oh wait, maybe that's what you meant. n/m

your fucking with my brain aren't you? I have been trying to work this one out all day!

Honestly, I would like to ask, do you think your brain was fucked before you got here.



RE: a New Years Eve story - aussiefriend - 01-23-2011

(01-22-2011, 06:15 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 05:34 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am just sitting here having my morning coffee and came in for my dose of abuse and you didnt fail to satisfy.

His wife says the EXACT same thing! Spooky.

boom boom

RE: a New Years Eve story - IMaDick - 01-23-2011

(01-23-2011, 10:43 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 06:15 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 05:34 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am just sitting here having my morning coffee and came in for my dose of abuse and you didnt fail to satisfy.

His wife says the EXACT same thing! Spooky.

I will take fat aussie truths for $500.


boom boom

what is the sound you make walking to the refrigerator?







RE: a New Years Eve story - aussiefriend - 01-24-2011

boom boom is an expression that is used after a punchline.

RE: a New Years Eve story - Maggot - 01-24-2011

(01-23-2011, 11:01 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-23-2011, 10:43 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 06:15 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 05:34 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am just sitting here having my morning coffee and came in for my dose of abuse and you didnt fail to satisfy.

His wife says the EXACT same thing! Spooky.

I will take fat aussie truths for $500.


boom boom

what is the sound you make walking to the refrigerator?

hah

RE: a New Years Eve story - IMaDick - 01-24-2011

(01-24-2011, 06:51 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: boom boom is an expression that is used after a punchline.

or just before one.hahhah