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RE: My name is... - Donovan - 04-08-2012 (04-08-2012, 09:27 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:(04-08-2012, 08:57 PM)Donovan Wrote: I do have a girlfriend, I DO SO! I met her at band camp. She's a supermodel and she doubles as a gymnastics teacher and massage therapist. You guys wouldn't know her, she's from Canada. They got lower standards there. Yes, but she didn't win. That would be bragging. RE: My name is... - aussiefriend - 04-08-2012 (04-08-2012, 09:51 PM)Donovan Wrote: Yes, but she didn't win. That would be bragging. She didn't get it Zero. RE: My name is... - Donovan - 04-08-2012 (04-08-2012, 09:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(04-08-2012, 09:03 PM)Cracker Wrote: Do you want to talk about it? Your dry spell, I mean. Because ramsey has a little pocket money now. She could travel... I could hook you up, you'd like him. He's a bit obsessed with laundry, but we all have our quirks. RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-08-2012 (04-08-2012, 09:55 PM)Donovan Wrote:(04-08-2012, 09:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(04-08-2012, 09:03 PM)Cracker Wrote: Do you want to talk about it? Your dry spell, I mean. Because ramsey has a little pocket money now. She could travel... You're sweet, thank you Donovan. I don't yet need a middleman to hook me up. Maybe someday, but so far, I'm doin' alright, yes alright. I'm sincerely happy that you have a trusted friend like ESAD to help you out when your spell runs dry. Cracker may be way out of your league, but I can understand shootin' for the stars. Don't sell yourself your short, ever. What have you got to lose? RE: My name is... - ZEROSPHERES - 04-08-2012 (04-08-2012, 09:52 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(04-08-2012, 09:51 PM)Donovan Wrote: Yes, but she didn't win. That would be bragging. Aussie. RE: My name is... - Cracker - 04-09-2012 (04-08-2012, 09:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I wouldn't have to feel guilty for laughing. Why would you feel guilty? Nobody makes anybody read anything. She could easily ignore me. But she won't because she likes the attention. So don't feel too badly. We are all grown people, even the stupid ones. RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-09-2012 (04-09-2012, 12:11 AM)Cracker Wrote:(04-08-2012, 09:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I wouldn't have to feel guilty for laughing. I don't feel overly guilty, just a little guilty - about 3.5 minutes of guilt while simultaneously laughing, then I'm moving on. I'd make a terrible Catholic. RE: My name is... - username - 04-09-2012 Meh. Just say three hail Mary's and you're done. RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-09-2012 (04-09-2012, 12:36 AM)username Wrote: Meh. Just say three hail Mary's and you're done. Got it - three Bloody Marys and I'm all good. RE: My name is... - aussiefriend - 04-09-2012 (04-08-2012, 11:00 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:(04-08-2012, 09:52 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(04-08-2012, 09:51 PM)Donovan Wrote: Yes, but she didn't win. That would be bragging. I got it! Are we moving into a surreal area here? You're funny you always crack me up. RE: My name is... - Jezreel - 04-09-2012 (04-08-2012, 08:57 PM)Donovan Wrote: I do have a girlfriend, I DO SO! I met her at band camp. She's a supermodel and she doubles as a gymnastics teacher and massage therapist. You guys wouldn't know her, she's from Canada. They got lower standards there. Nope not true, there are blind, stupid, ignorant people everywhere, some Canadians are just to nice to tell you to fuck off. (04-08-2012, 09:27 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:(04-08-2012, 08:57 PM)Donovan Wrote: I do have a girlfriend, I DO SO! I met her at band camp. She's a supermodel and she doubles as a gymnastics teacher and massage therapist. You guys wouldn't know her, she's from Canada. They got lower standards there. (04-08-2012, 09:51 PM)Donovan Wrote:(04-08-2012, 09:27 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:(04-08-2012, 08:57 PM)Donovan Wrote: I do have a girlfriend, I DO SO! I met her at band camp. She's a supermodel and she doubles as a gymnastics teacher and massage therapist. You guys wouldn't know her, she's from Canada. They got lower standards there. Wow that went straight over Donovan's head. Fuckwit. RE: My name is... - Donovan - 04-09-2012 If it's some kind of old in-joke, of course I didn't get it. Enlighten me. RE: My name is... - Duchess - 04-09-2012 (04-09-2012, 04:10 PM)Donovan Wrote: If it's some kind of old in-joke, of course I didn't get it. Enlighten me. I think they might be laughing about a beautiful young woman who began life as a man. There's a thread in here, I can't recall the name, that details the story, there was some controversy over her competing in a beauty pageant because of the sex change. RE: My name is... - Jezreel - 04-09-2012 Winning Miss Universe Canada isn't the only goal Jenna Talackova has for her future. The transgender beauty pageant contestant says she wants to have two children. In an interview Monday with Good Morning America, Talackova, 23, said she has a boyfriend, but she didn't tell him right away that she was born a boy. "I think we had to get to know each other as friends first for a while, and then, of course, I had to let him know. He was very supportive, very accepting," she said of the man she's been seeing for two-and-a-half years. The Vancouver woman was initially told she could not compete in the Miss Universe Canada competition because of rules stating she had to be a naturally born woman. But that decision was overturned, and Talackova is now allowed to compete. http://www.torontosun.com/2012/04/09/transgender-miss-universe-contestant-dating RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-09-2012 Quote:bert wrote: I do have a girlfriend, I DO SO! I met her at band camp. She's a supermodel and she doubles as a gymnastics teacher and massage therapist. You guys wouldn't know her, she's from Canada. They got lower standards there. This actually made me smile (except the "Canada" part). Quote:bert wrote: I think you're all middle aged male truck drivers named Earl.Not true for the others, but I'll fess up. Kinda famous for my shenanigans, even got a game character/profile fashioned after me. RE: My name is... - ramseycat - 04-09-2012 (04-09-2012, 12:11 AM)Cracker Wrote:(04-08-2012, 09:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I wouldn't have to feel guilty for laughing. Yes Crackass, I am dying for attention from a bitter old racist hag. You are beyond a loser and not half as smart as you try to make the Mockers think. Anyone can google, cut, and paste. You can laugh HOTD and not feel guilty. Cracker is pretty funny sometimes. And believe me, I don't put a lot of stock into her opinion of me. It really just stems from jealousy. (stand by for Crackass and her diatribe of I'm not jealous of you. You have fucked up hair and complain about your ex. Oh yea and you wear mom jeans too. blah blah blah...) RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-09-2012 ramsey, since you keep latching on to the issue and continue to keep bringing it all up, my fleeting guilt is a thing of the past. Carry on... RE: My name is... - Cracker - 04-09-2012 You were expecting some in-depth analysis or sudden wisdom? RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-09-2012 (04-09-2012, 10:32 PM)Cracker Wrote: You were expecting some in-depth analysis or sudden wisdom? Maybe just something different. Sometimes I'm goofy. RE: My name is... - ramseycat - 04-10-2012 (04-09-2012, 10:32 PM)Cracker Wrote: You were expecting some in-depth analysis or sudden wisdom? We all leave the in-depth analysis to you since you love to hear your talk. Or type as the case may be. |