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Mock
Newbie Introduction - Printable Version

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RE: Newbie Introduction - Ma Huang Sor - 07-04-2012

My pinball machines ARE. NOT. RUSTY.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Ma Huang Sor - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 02:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: wink wink hah Right Ma? right?

Right about what? You're always right about everything.

RE: Newbie Introduction - JsMom - 07-04-2012

hah Pspence

You're definitely in the running for the Best Female Dick this week. Smiley_emoticons_fies

RE: Newbie Introduction - Ma Huang Sor - 07-04-2012

Now THAT gives me an image.

RE: Newbie Introduction - IMaDick - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:57 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:35 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I just declare myself the winner no matter what really happened, I just tell you that I proved my point no matter what the reality was and that's the way it is.

I'm not really sure what I can add to this. That might just be the stupidest thing I've ever read.
I've seen the stuff you read on the other forum. You and I both know this is not the dumbest thing you've ever read, or even the first time you've seen this tactic. Smiley_emoticons_wink Right Ma?

(07-04-2012, 04:24 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 02:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: wink wink hah Right Ma? right?

Right about what? You're always right about everything.


I know.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Ma Huang Sor - 07-04-2012

well you and I share some interesting levels of what perfection really can be. Like the buck folding hunter, and the camera lens. These aren't oddities, they're part of the relentless pursuit of perfection.

Just my opinion.

RE: Newbie Introduction - HairOfTheDog - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 02:28 PM)pspence Wrote: HairoftheDog...developed anopecia, all her hair fell out while nursing a raging case of Ebola or madcow (waiting lab results)

Jesus Christ, pspence. I just asked if you got the memo because I didn't want you exerting yourself unnecessarily due to ignorance. Now you've got me balding and possibly in the throes of a degenerative nervous system disease and yet you're so insensitive as to refer to me as a mad cow. What a dick you turned out to be! 44

P.s. ps: Humans can't contract mad cow disease - only Creutzfeldt-Jakob virus (vCJD); maybe crack open a book every once in a while.

RE: Newbie Introduction - pspence - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 04:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 02:28 PM)pspence Wrote: HairoftheDog...developed anopecia, all her hair fell out while nursing a raging case of Ebola or madcow (waiting lab results)

Jesus Christ, pspence. I just asked if you got the memo because I didn't want you exerting yourself unnecessarily due to ignorance. Now you've got me balding and possibly in the throes of a degenerative nervous system disease and yet you're so insensitive as to refer to me as a mad cow. What a dick you turned out to be! 44

P.s. ps: Humans can't contract mad cow disease - only Creutzfeldt-Jakob virus (vCJD); maybe crack open a book every once in a while.

Shit! I thought it was full proof!

RE: Newbie Introduction - pspence - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 02:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 02:28 PM)pspence Wrote: That's the best I got.


hah That was awesome, pspence!

Smootch!!!! I Love Mock (and you guys)!!!!!

RE: Newbie Introduction - Clang McFly - 07-05-2012

(07-04-2012, 02:28 PM)pspence Wrote: Clang's thong shrinks in the drier

I don't wear thongs. I love my balls and buttcrack too much to abuse them.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Teacher - 07-05-2012

(07-04-2012, 02:28 PM)pspence Wrote: [quote='HairOfTheDog' pid='263258' dateline='1341415615']
pspence,

Teacher got arrested for getting caught with the principle in a compromising position in the library behind the cat in the hat display

Pspence, you gave me your word of honor that you would never reveal the real reason I quit teaching. My story of retiring seemed to be working well with the others, and now you have blown it all including my trust of you.

What makes it even more sickening is that my principal was an overbearing obese female!Smiley_emoticons_kotz


BTW, love your posts. Respect-applause

RE: Newbie Introduction - pspence - 07-05-2012

(07-05-2012, 02:07 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 02:28 PM)pspence Wrote: Clang's thong shrinks in the drier

I don't wear thongs. I love my balls and buttcrack too much to abuse them.

We don't want any chafing going on.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Ma Huang Sor - 07-05-2012

Chafed balls are the devil's playground.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Donovan - 07-05-2012

Thanks to having to go pick up ny brother from the Nutfarm I did not in fact get laid last night, and I am cranky today. I blame pspence. Bitch.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Clang McFly - 07-05-2012

(07-05-2012, 05:50 AM)pspence Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 02:07 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 02:28 PM)pspence Wrote: Clang's thong shrinks in the drier

I don't wear thongs. I love my balls and buttcrack too much to abuse them.

We don't want any chafing going on.

My balls and buttcrack feel the same way. I'll stick to the plain old hi-cut cotton panties.

RE: Newbie Introduction - ramseycat - 07-05-2012

(07-05-2012, 01:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 05:50 AM)pspence Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 02:07 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 02:28 PM)pspence Wrote: Clang's thong shrinks in the drier

I don't wear thongs. I love my balls and buttcrack too much to abuse them.

We don't want any chafing going on.

My balls and buttcrack feel the same way. I'll stick to the plain old hi-cut cotton panties.

How about you man up and get some tighty whities and leave it at that? K?

RE: Newbie Introduction - OnBendedKnee - 07-05-2012

Before long those tighty whities turn into browny moldies.
:(

RE: Newbie Introduction - Midwest Spy - 07-05-2012

(07-05-2012, 02:30 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Before long those tighty whities turn into browny moldies.
:(

Are you wiping your ass with them?

RE: Newbie Introduction - ramseycat - 07-05-2012

(07-05-2012, 03:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 02:30 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Before long those tighty whities turn into browny moldies.
:(

Are you wiping your ass with them?

He doesn't wipe and then he gets skid marks. Not attractive.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Duchess - 07-05-2012



I'm going to beat someone's ass.