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RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Riotgear - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 05:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:04 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'm sensing some bitterness here.
No bitterness here. I mean as long as you keep that thing away from my ass.
That does not sound like a fair trade.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - krystalshores - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 05:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: RG - Love? Probably not.
Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?
side by side. Up the poop shoot.
Hey RG, don't worry darlin. Where there's a will there's a DP!!
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - ramseycat - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 05:14 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:04 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'm sensing some bitterness here.
No bitterness here. I mean as long as you keep that thing away from my ass.
That does not sound like a fair trade.
I'm sorry sweetie but life isn't fair.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Clang McFly - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 05:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:14 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:04 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'm sensing some bitterness here.
No bitterness here. I mean as long as you keep that thing away from my ass.
That does not sound like a fair trade.
I'm sorry sweetie but life isn't fair.
Amen to that.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - JsMom - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 05:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: RG - Love? Probably not.
Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?
Strap on.. ladies....One up his ass and one down his throat....then switch. So therefore he gets DP and A to M. YEP!
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Riotgear - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 05:15 PM)krystalshores Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: RG - Love? Probably not.
Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?
side by side. Up the poop shoot.
Hey RG, don't worry darlin. Where there's a will there's a DP!!
You sound like you know exactly what you're doing.
(09-08-2012, 05:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:14 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:04 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'm sensing some bitterness here.
No bitterness here. I mean as long as you keep that thing away from my ass.
That does not sound like a fair trade.
I'm sorry sweetie but life isn't fair.
So let you fuck me in the ass with a dildo and you don't offer anythnig in trade?
Better cuff me to something I can't break and never let me go. Because if I do get free we're trading anyway.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Riotgear - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 05:18 PM)JsMom Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: RG - Love? Probably not.
Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?
Strap on.. ladies....One up his ass and one down his throat....then switch. So therefore he gets DP and A to M. YEP!
That chip is almost as big as your head.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - JsMom - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 05:19 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:18 PM)JsMom Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: RG - Love? Probably not.
Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?
Strap on.. ladies....One up his ass and one down his throat....then switch. So therefore he gets DP and A to M. YEP!
That chip is almost as big as your head.
.......
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Riotgear - 09-08-2012
I'm like a psychic.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - krystalshores - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 05:18 PM)JsMom Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: RG - Love? Probably not.
Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?
Strap on.. ladies....One up his ass and one down his throat....then switch. So therefore he gets DP and A to M. YEP!
Hmmm. I don't know? Is that considered DP Riot? One in the ass and one in the mouth?
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - ramseycat - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 05:19 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:15 PM)krystalshores Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: RG - Love? Probably not.
Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?
side by side. Up the poop shoot.
Hey RG, don't worry darlin. Where there's a will there's a DP!!
You sound like you know exactly what you're doing.
(09-08-2012, 05:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:14 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:04 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'm sensing some bitterness here.
No bitterness here. I mean as long as you keep that thing away from my ass.
That does not sound like a fair trade.
I'm sorry sweetie but life isn't fair.
So let you fuck me in the ass with a dildo and you don't offer anythnig in trade?
Better cuff me to something I can't break and never let me go. Because if I do get free we're trading anyway.
I didn't say I wouldn't please you in return. It just won't be my ass that is doing it.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Riotgear - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 05:23 PM)krystalshores Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:18 PM)JsMom Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: RG - Love? Probably not.
Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?
Strap on.. ladies....One up his ass and one down his throat....then switch. So therefore he gets DP and A to M. YEP!
Hmmm. I don't know? Is that considered DP Riot? One in the ass and one in the mouth?
Nope. Two in the ass, although technically double penetration, is commonly referred to as double anal or DA. A variation of the theme being double vaginal or DV (One of the greatest porn acts of all time BTW).
Jesus, don't you people have access to the internet?
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Riotgear - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 05:26 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:19 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:15 PM)krystalshores Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: RG - Love? Probably not.
Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?
side by side. Up the poop shoot.
Hey RG, don't worry darlin. Where there's a will there's a DP!!
You sound like you know exactly what you're doing.
(09-08-2012, 05:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:14 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-08-2012, 05:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote: No bitterness here. I mean as long as you keep that thing away from my ass.
That does not sound like a fair trade.
I'm sorry sweetie but life isn't fair.
So let you fuck me in the ass with a dildo and you don't offer anythnig in trade?
Better cuff me to something I can't break and never let me go. Because if I do get free we're trading anyway.
I didn't say I wouldn't please you in return. It just won't be my ass that is doing it.
You're a horrible negotiator.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - username - 09-08-2012
I read Mock and drive. Someday I'm going to kill myself or someone else and it will be in the papers that i was visiting some site called Mock.
You're welcome in advance for the referrals.
ETA: Driving down 101 as I type this matter of fact.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Riotgear - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 06:14 PM)username Wrote: I read Mock and drive. Someday I'm going to kill myself or someone else and it will be in the papers that i was visiting some site called Mock.
You're welcome in advance for the referrals.
ETA: Driving down 101 as I type this matter of fact.
Who says texting and driving isn't safe? Fucking killjoy CHP.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - username - 09-08-2012
Some people just aren't very good at multi-tasking and the rest of us have to suffer for their stupidity.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Riotgear - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 07:15 PM)username Wrote: Some people just aren't very good at multi-tasking and the rest of us have to suffer for their stupidity.
Which is probably why Ramsey won't do DP.
ShiZAM Full circle!
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - cladking - 09-08-2012
I'm not good at multi-tasking but then I don't know about taking one up the ass either.
I do like messing around though.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Riotgear - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 07:23 PM)cladking Wrote: I'm not good at multi-tasking but then I don't know about taking one up the ass either.
I do like messing around though.
Well, one up the ass is...one thing, but you let these crazy bitches run with the idea and before you know it you have a cock in your mouth, one in your ass, tears in your eyes, nobody to love you and nothing in return.
Fucking estrogen assassins around here. You'd almost be tempted to think men treated them poorly in the past.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - ramseycat - 09-08-2012
(09-08-2012, 07:27 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-08-2012, 07:23 PM)cladking Wrote: I'm not good at multi-tasking but then I don't know about taking one up the ass either.
I do like messing around though.
Well, one up the ass is...one thing, but you let these crazy bitches run with the idea and before you know it you have a cock in your mouth, one in your ass, tears in your eyes, nobody to love you and nothing in return.
Fucking estrogen assassins around here. You'd almost be tempted to think men treated them poorly in the past.
