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RE: Hello - MIKE JONES - 05-06-2013 (05-06-2013, 08:21 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(05-06-2013, 08:01 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: Your analysis of me amuses me. So please show me a simple google search that tells me when the Petit killers execution dates are. Dont you think I have already done that? One was supposed to be fried last year. I am pretty sure that he appealed it but I haven't seen anything on the case since last may. Please enlighten me. But yes, I do in fact like this forum. You people seem pretty cool. lol. I am only playing. Dont go Jerry on me Ok, I saw this forum and thought It would be fun to be a part of. You are welcome for the complenment. Yes, as far as hobbies/fetishes go, I like being punched in the face while getting my pubes shaven. You asked RE: Hello - Maggot - 05-06-2013 Poor Mike good thing your last name isn't Hunt. RE: Hello - MIKE JONES - 05-06-2013 (05-06-2013, 08:35 PM)Maggot Wrote: Poor Mike good thing your last name isn't Hunt. RE: Hello - Maggot - 05-06-2013 Hey! No dancing! nonononono.... RE: Hello - MIKE JONES - 05-06-2013 (05-06-2013, 08:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: Hey! No dancing! nonononono.... Come on, I love to dance!! RE: Hello - HairOfTheDog - 05-06-2013 (05-06-2013, 08:34 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:(05-06-2013, 08:21 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: So, there's nothing else that drew you to Mock? LOL! No worries, don't really have any Jerry springin' in me. Electric shaver or straight razor? RE: Hello - MIKE JONES - 05-06-2013 (05-06-2013, 08:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(05-06-2013, 08:34 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:(05-06-2013, 08:21 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: So, there's nothing else that drew you to Mock? Straight razor, electric shavers are for pussy's. RE: Hello - F.U. - 05-06-2013 Well fuck me, that's 20 minutes of my life I will never get back. After reading all 7 pages of this boring ass thread I have come to the conclusion that MJ has the personality of a cum covered sock. Come on MJ, you gotta give us something to work with man! Other than watching goary videos and dancing what else you into? Have you ever shot a female dog in the ass with a pellet gun while she was being boned by a male dog, just to watch him get drug around by his junk? Ya ever soak a person on a bicycle with a big gulp as you rode down the road? Ya ever shit bomb someone's house with a flaming bag of dogshit on Halloween? Ya ever use a squirt bottle of water to slowly freeze someone's car door shut in the middle of winter? Ya ever poke holes in someone's beer, 1 inch below the opening just to watch them pour beer down their shirt? Ya ever zip tie two cats tails together and then throw them over a clothesline just to watch them kill each other? Come on man spill the beans, give us something to work with!!!!!!!!!! RE: Hello - Midwest Spy - 05-06-2013 (05-06-2013, 04:44 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:(05-06-2013, 04:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(05-06-2013, 03:06 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: I just don't know what to say.....you have stumped me. If her words have mesmerized you, you should see what her magical hooters can do. YEAH BABY! RE: Hello - Midwest Spy - 05-06-2013 (05-06-2013, 09:06 PM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: Well fuck me, that's 20 minutes of my life I will never get back. After reading all 7 pages of this boring ass thread I have come to the conclusion that MJ has the personality of a cum covered sock. Come on MJ, you gotta give us something to work with man! Other than watching goary videos and dancing what else you into? Or blown up mailboxes with M80's? RE: Hello - Clang McFly - 05-06-2013 (05-06-2013, 08:45 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:(05-06-2013, 08:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: Hey! No dancing! nonononono.... You can dance if you want to...you can leave your friends behind...because if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine. RE: Hello - MIKE JONES - 05-06-2013 I have randomly kicked people in the nuts. Does that count? Hmmm put exlax in my brothers coke. M80s in porter potties. Sorry at Walmart now. Can't text and walk, perhaps too much crack. Not sure yet. No I don't do any animal cruelty. RE: Hello - aussiefriend - 05-06-2013 (05-06-2013, 02:59 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:(05-03-2013, 04:08 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:(04-28-2013, 08:52 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: I found this wonderful place while searching for the Petit Murders. Hmmm I was inquiring if they have executed that fuck Komisarjevsky yet. Wasn't he supposed to be executed last year? He should really die a slow and painful death. So yea, I have a dark interest in stuff that make most people cry. But anyway I am glad I found a cool place that lets me be me. I am pretty sure I will get flamed for this introduction ( I have read others) but really, I could care less. So Hi!! WTF? RE: Hello - MIKE JONES - 05-06-2013 (05-06-2013, 11:17 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(05-06-2013, 02:59 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:(05-03-2013, 04:08 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:(04-28-2013, 08:52 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: I found this wonderful place while searching for the Petit Murders. Hmmm I was inquiring if they have executed that fuck Komisarjevsky yet. Wasn't he supposed to be executed last year? He should really die a slow and painful death. So yea, I have a dark interest in stuff that make most people cry. But anyway I am glad I found a cool place that lets me be me. I am pretty sure I will get flamed for this introduction ( I have read others) but really, I could care less. So Hi!! Are you upset that I called you a water head or are you upset because I answered your dumb ass question? RE: Hello - aussiefriend - 05-06-2013 (05-06-2013, 11:23 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: Are you upset that I called you a water head or are you upset because I answered your dumb ass question? I am upset because you are consuming oxygen on the planet. RE: Hello - MIKE JONES - 05-06-2013 (05-06-2013, 11:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(05-06-2013, 11:23 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: Are you upset that I called you a water head or are you upset because I answered your dumb ass question? Damn, that was pretty harsh. Really did the water head comment hurt your feelings? I was just fucking with you. RE: Hello - aussiefriend - 05-06-2013 (05-06-2013, 11:51 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:(05-06-2013, 11:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(05-06-2013, 11:23 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: Are you upset that I called you a water head or are you upset because I answered your dumb ass question? I don't even know what you are fucking talking about. I don't give a shit about your watershed comments. RE: Hello - MIKE JONES - 05-06-2013 (05-06-2013, 11:53 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(05-06-2013, 11:51 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:(05-06-2013, 11:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(05-06-2013, 11:23 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: Are you upset that I called you a water head or are you upset because I answered your dumb ass question? "watershed"? Awww I hit a nerve. Damn you can be a real bitch. Do you need a napkin or something to wipe those tears? RE: Hello - MIKE JONES - 05-07-2013 (05-06-2013, 09:06 PM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: Well fuck me, that's 20 minutes of my life I will never get back. After reading all 7 pages of this boring ass thread I have come to the conclusion that MJ has the personality of a cum covered sock. Come on MJ, you gotta give us something to work with man! Other than watching goary videos and dancing what else you into? I havent shot a dog in the ass but I have done most of what you have listed. Oh and not the cats either. I just cant tortue animals. I have the capabilities to be a serial killer but dont want to practice on animals. Would rather practice on humans. Just saying RE: Hello - ZEROSPHERES - 05-07-2013 Feel free to start right here in Mock. Just go to the members list, page "I" and count down to number 10. |