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- SyberBitch - 09-20-2009 LuMPyPussy Wrote:Here she is... she said she had dieted and lost 30 pounds before this vacation. I'm sorry, but she's fucking huge. How in the hell could she wedge herself into an 18? Granted, that isn't a small size but it's not enormous either, is it? ::blink::I'd say that's the 'before' pic. - SyberBitch - 09-20-2009 LuMPyPussy Wrote:Did I mention I have a new facebook account?meh... facebook, myspace, ning, twitter.... I have a facebook, but I don't keep up with it much. I'd be happy to add you on my myspace account though. PM me for info if you want. I only really started using myspace, although I've had an account there for years, since I started going to the festivals and realized everyone has a friggin myspace page. - SyberBitch - 09-20-2009 Maggot Wrote:My wife is the only "cook" that I would literally "lick the plate" for. Tonight it was seafood salad wrapped in a soft shell burrito. lettuce, tomatoe all from the garden. With sweet potatoe fries cooked in peanut oil. Spinkled with freshly ground salt and pepper. The seafood consisted of scallops, lobster and scrod. I had 2 and may eat another instead of the homemade custard pie she made this afternoon with cocoa-nut shavings along the hand -made piecrust. The dollop of whipped cream made from vanilla sticksand heavy cream I could do without though.Holy freaking hell, Maggot. You're lucky you don't weight 500lbs. ![]() - LuMPyPussy - 09-21-2009 I always enjoy when Syber comes back and replies to month old posts in this thread.::laugh:: - Lady Cop - 09-21-2009 Maggot Wrote:I just found my cat dead under the bushes she was about 17 yrs old and was not wanting to come in at night or eat. She was mostly a mouser, and partialy wild. It was always a fight to get her shots done, but she always sat next to the woodstove with me in the winter purring like an idlingchain saw.WTF is there some evil deathcloud circling me?..............Zenith!!!!!:;beat::when you come down here this week, you can have my neighbor's cat. ::bigg:: - Duchess - 09-21-2009 Fuck !...You're the goddamn neighbor from hell too !...If I thought I had neighbors like that, I'd make them sorry motherfuckers...Jesus Christ and you're a former cop. - Lady Cop - 09-21-2009 Duchess Wrote:Fuck !...You're the goddamn neighbor from hell too !...If I thought I had neighbors like that, I'd make them sorry motherfuckers...Jesus Christ and you're a former cop.what in hell are you talking about?? neighbor from hell?? i don't bother my neighbors! i can't even joke with my friend now? - Duchess - 09-21-2009 jackboots Wrote:i can't even joke with my friend now?Of course not !...There shall be no joking around, no joyful sounds of laughter...no spontaneous gaiety...And under no circumstances is there room for merriment of any kind...Gleeful outbursts will not be taken lightly nor tolerated in the future. - Maggot - 09-21-2009 I have to say all her neighbors are snobs, when I was building her deck one came over and started asking if I could do work at her house. As her eyes roamed looking for a building permit I had to remind her that I was just replacing an existing porch. And did not need a permit. After I said that I was only helping a friend, she turned and walked off in a semi-huff. Jackboots is probably the only normal person in that neighborhood the rest are ass-holes .............Except the Greek or Italian guy that was a joy to hang out with and was very helpful. I forget his name but he was fun. ![]() - Lady Cop - 09-21-2009 that would be Victor, Maggot. he's Italian. and a hardworking sweet guy! - Maggot - 09-21-2009 jackboots Wrote:that would be Victor, Maggot. he's Italian. and a hardworking sweet guy!Yeah..Victor. I can work with people that joke around and get shit done but give me an ass-hole to work with that bitches every 20 secondsand I will have them bawling in 2 hrs......: ![]() - LuMPyPussy - 09-21-2009 [user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote: Quote: Jackboots is probably the only normal person in that neighborhood Something's very very wrong with that sentence. - Lady Cop - 09-21-2009 LuMPyPussy Wrote:[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote:::lmao:: - Maggot - 09-21-2009 ::blink::..........f-f-fUCKERS!..........::irk:: - Middle Finger - 09-21-2009 jackboots Wrote:that would be Victor, Maggot. he's Italian. and a hardworking sweet guy! We tend to be that, yep. ::bigg:: - sally - 09-21-2009 Middle Finger Wrote:And just what the hell are you working hard on all day, bitch slappingChristians and Fox news fans?jackboots Wrote:that would be Victor, Maggot. he's Italian. and a hardworking sweet guy! - Middle Finger - 09-21-2009 sally Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:And just what the hell are you working hard on all day, bitch slappingChristians and Fox news fans?jackboots Wrote:that would be Victor, Maggot. he's Italian. and a hardworking sweet guy! YES. ::hmph:: - SyberBitch - 09-21-2009 LuMPyPussy Wrote:I always enjoy when Syber comes back and replies to month old posts in this thread.::laugh::The damned thing is so long I have to slog through for days before I catch up. A little nostalgia never hurt anybody! Now stfu so I can go back to page 55 and read through several pages of Opie and Ant slapping each other around. ::bigg:: ![]() - SyberBitch - 09-21-2009 BROTHER Wrote:I didn't get banned at 24. I forgot my pass word .::blink:: ::lmao:: Are you also the kid in school who was always late because he forgot the combination to his locker? - SyberBitch - 09-21-2009 LuMPyPussy Wrote:I just offended a chubby chaser at another forum by commenting on a photo he posted of what he thought was sexay; that I didn't think this was cute at all and would encourage pointing and laughing. He took it to mean that I hate fat people... no, I just hate stupid clothes... come on, how bad does this look to YOU? :?It looks like the Richard Simmons 'deal-a-meal' rejects started a burlesque show. |