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RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Ski at 1SKY6 - 08-31-2015
(08-31-2015, 06:49 PM)Maggot Wrote: I've said that for years, divorce is still divorce. I'm hetero and can't stand the smell of another guys hairy ass.
Gay guys are not looking to convert heteros, so you have nothing to worry about. Some of my best friends are women but I have no desire to get naked with them. I trust them more than the guys I have been involved with. Sex seems to screw-up a perfectly good friendship and marriage screws up a perfectly good sexual relationship.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - BlueTiki - 09-01-2015
So does a drunk driver.
How does maggot know what another man's ass smells like?
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Blindgreed1 - 09-01-2015
(08-31-2015, 10:34 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:I call bullshit. Don't you watch Law and Order SVU?(08-31-2015, 06:49 PM)Maggot Wrote: I've said that for years, divorce is still divorce. I'm hetero and can't stand the smell of another guys hairy ass.
Gay guys are not looking to convert heteros, so you have nothing to worry about. Some of my best friends are women but I have no desire to get naked with them. I trust them more than the guys I have been involved with. Sex seems to screw-up a perfectly good friendship and marriage screws up a perfectly good sexual relationship.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - ramseycat - 09-01-2015
I missed the last step on the stairs this morning and fell. My left ankle and foot are swollen and hurt like a bitch. I've been icing it and wrapped it. Trying to stay off it. I don't want to go to the doctor!!! I hate doctors.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 09-01-2015
(09-01-2015, 02:09 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: So does a drunk driver.
How does maggot know what another man's ass smells like?
I'm so flexible I've smelled my own. It wasn't pretty either.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Blindgreed1 - 09-01-2015
(09-01-2015, 04:39 PM)Maggot Wrote:Looked like a spiders nest back there didn't it?(09-01-2015, 02:09 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: So does a drunk driver.
How does maggot know what another man's ass smells like?
I'm so flexible I've smelled my own. It wasn't pretty either.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 09-01-2015
(09-01-2015, 04:39 PM)Maggot Wrote:I wouldn't waste flexibility like that on ass sniffing. I'd be sucking my own cock.(09-01-2015, 02:09 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: So does a drunk driver.
How does maggot know what another man's ass smells like?
I'm so flexible I've smelled my own. It wasn't pretty either.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - F.U. - 09-02-2015
Well its that time of year again. In 24 hours I will be on the road headed south. Look out Conesville, here I come. Woot Woot.
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RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - ZEROSPHERES - 09-02-2015
(09-01-2015, 02:09 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: So does a drunk driver.
How does maggot know what another man's ass smells like?
Hi Tiki.Where is CN? He would know for sure, seein' how he's had his head up his ass his entire life.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - BlueTiki - 09-02-2015
Hey, girl!
Nice to know you're hanging in and brought your brother into the fold of civility and compassion.
My guess: CN's wife left him for an Islamic Black and he his now left with a daughter who is two inches taller than him.
And the haunting visual of me and Cracker scissor dancing when he reads about pro gun ownership.
And the fact we both look completely satisfied!
As said by many . . . you've been missed, Zero.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 09-02-2015
I would love to see what coonsville looks like!!
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Jimbone - 09-02-2015
(09-02-2015, 10:56 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: And the haunting visual of me and Cracker scissor dancing when he reads about pro gun ownership.
And the fact we both look completely satisfied!
But were you doing your dance on the S.S. Tuna Schooner?
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Blindgreed1 - 09-02-2015
(09-02-2015, 10:56 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Hey, girl!FFS!!!
Nice to know you're hanging in and brought your brother into the fold of civility and compassion.
My guess: CN's wife left him for an Islamic Black and he his now left with a daughter who is two inches taller than him.
And the haunting visual of me and Cracker scissor dancing when he reads about pro gun ownership.
And the fact we both look completely satisfied!
As said by many . . . you've been missed, Zero.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - ZEROSPHERES - 09-02-2015
(09-02-2015, 10:56 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Hey, girl!
Nice to know you're hanging in and brought your brother into the fold of civility and compassion.
My guess: CN's wife left him for an Islamic Black and he his now left with a daughter who is two inches taller than him.
And the haunting visual of me and Cracker scissor dancing when he reads about pro gun ownership.
And the fact we both look completely satisfied!
As said by many . . . you've been missed, Zero.
Thanks Tiki. I love to read your posts.
I wonder what ever became of Cracker?
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - ramseycat - 09-02-2015
(09-01-2015, 04:38 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I missed the last step on the stairs this morning and fell. My left ankle and foot are swollen and hurt like a bitch. I've been icing it and wrapped it. Trying to stay off it. I don't want to go to the doctor!!! I hate doctors.
My foot is broken. I have to have surgery on Friday. And I have to be non weight bearing for 4-6 weeks. This fucking sucks. I have shit to do. I hope I get some good drugs at least.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - F.U. - 09-02-2015
Kitten, I hate to her you have a bad paw and on a 3 day weekend none the less. Here's to getting some good drugs.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 09-02-2015
(09-02-2015, 02:00 PM)ramseycat Wrote: My foot is broken. I have to have surgery on Friday. And I have to be non weight bearing for 4-6 weeks. This fucking sucks. I have shit to do. I hope I get some good drugs at least.
If it wasn't for bad luck...
Good luck with the 4-6 weeks. I'd have a hard time handling that.
Wooo. Let me back up there. Not leaving home for 4-6 weeks sounds divine.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - sally - 09-02-2015
As if you weren't already a big enough mess now you're going to be a gimp.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - ramseycat - 09-02-2015
(09-02-2015, 02:20 PM)Duchess Wrote:(09-02-2015, 02:00 PM)ramseycat Wrote: My foot is broken. I have to have surgery on Friday. And I have to be non weight bearing for 4-6 weeks. This fucking sucks. I have shit to do. I hope I get some good drugs at least.
If it wasn't for bad luck...
Good luck with the 4-6 weeks. I'd have a hard time handling that.
Wooo. Let me back up there. Not leaving home for 4-6 weeks sounds divine.
Being off my feet for 4-6 weeks is the worst part. The crutches are so awkward. The doctor was adamant about no weight on it though.
FU can come kiss it and make it all better.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Blindgreed1 - 09-02-2015
(09-02-2015, 03:53 PM)ramseycat Wrote:About time to pick up that book you always wanted to read isn't it? Hope you get better sooner than later Rams.(09-02-2015, 02:20 PM)Duchess Wrote:(09-02-2015, 02:00 PM)ramseycat Wrote: My foot is broken. I have to have surgery on Friday. And I have to be non weight bearing for 4-6 weeks. This fucking sucks. I have shit to do. I hope I get some good drugs at least.
If it wasn't for bad luck...
Good luck with the 4-6 weeks. I'd have a hard time handling that.
Wooo. Let me back up there. Not leaving home for 4-6 weeks sounds divine.
Being off my feet for 4-6 weeks is the worst part. The crutches are so awkward. The doctor was adamant about no weight on it though.
FU can come kiss it and make it all better.