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RE: Testing - sally - 09-25-2014
I was 14 and lost mine to a 27 year old pervert just for bragging rights. My only concern was I just need to get this shit over and done with so my friends don't question me about being a virgin anymore.
RE: Testing - HairOfTheDog - 09-25-2014
(09-25-2014, 06:32 PM)sally Wrote: Very few people have an honest and special first time. Clang is in his 40's, he's gotta take it when he can get it.
I don't really care if his first time is with a pervert who plies him with liquor beforehand.
But, can we at least make it a female perv?
RE: Testing - IroningBroad - 09-25-2014
Oh in that case then ...Clang I guess it's time to take out some lube..or spit ,whatevas on hand.It's time to get your butthole ready.
It should be smooth riding from there on out.
I want this to be speshalll.And I want to watch.
Be gentle with my Clang now MS!!
RE: Testing - sally - 09-25-2014
(09-25-2014, 06:52 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(09-25-2014, 06:32 PM)sally Wrote: Very few people have an honest and special first time. Clang is in his 40's, he's gotta take it when he can get it.
I don't really care if his first time is with a pervert who plies him with liquor beforehand.
But, can we at least make it a female perv?
That's the difficult part, I can't think of any female pervs that want to fuck Clang. Just shut up already and let MS have at it.
RE: Testing - HairOfTheDog - 09-25-2014
Alright.
But, I hope MS at least tries to make it a little special.
Maybe switch out "The Sound of Music" for a couple of episodes of "Silver Spoons" or something like that.
RE: Testing - Midwest Spy - 09-25-2014
I'll admit, with The Sound of Music serenading me, I'm liable to do just about anyone.
Ramsey, are you listening?
RE: Testing - username - 09-25-2014
The state of Ohio fucks up the mobile version of the board. I KNEW it was a shithole but this is just too much.
RE: Testing - IroningBroad - 09-25-2014
(09-25-2014, 07:41 PM)username Wrote: The state of Ohio fucks up the mobile version of the board. I KNEW it was a shithole but this is just too much.
RE: Testing - Clang McFly - 09-25-2014
(09-25-2014, 04:22 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ^ That last line was directed at you, Clang. If you're all dolled up, MS can always claim to have been chasing "hetero-sex" and gotten tricked when he puts on "The Sound of Music", plies you with booze, and then makes his move.I wouldn't mind being MS's wingman. I don't want to be his thinghestickshisdingdongin man.
Watch your ass around MS, man.
(Best to skip the dress or skirt if the two of you ever have a chance to meet.)
RE: Testing - Clang McFly - 09-25-2014
(09-25-2014, 06:32 PM)sally Wrote: Very few people have an honest and special first time. Clang is in his 40's, he's gotta take it when he can get it.you shut your goddamn bitchfuck whore mouth, ya cunt.
RE: Testing - Clang McFly - 09-25-2014
(09-25-2014, 07:01 PM)sally Wrote:you shut your goddamn bitchfuck whore mouth, ya cunt.(09-25-2014, 06:52 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(09-25-2014, 06:32 PM)sally Wrote: Very few people have an honest and special first time. Clang is in his 40's, he's gotta take it when he can get it.
I don't really care if his first time is with a pervert who plies him with liquor beforehand.
But, can we at least make it a female perv?
That's the difficult part, I can't think of any female pervs that want to fuck Clang. Just shut up already and let MS have at it.
RE: Testing - Clang McFly - 09-26-2014
(09-25-2014, 06:52 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: Oh in that case then ...Clang I guess it's time to take out some lube..or spit ,whatevas on hand.It's time to get your butthole ready.I'm straight no matter how much sally wants me to dress in drag and have a fake lesbian relationship with her.
It should be smooth riding from there on out.
I want this to be speshalll.And I want to watch.
Be gentle with my Clang now MS!!
You so freaky IB though. You and I should do it.
RE: Testing - Clang McFly - 09-26-2014
(09-25-2014, 05:19 PM)sally Wrote: Skip the push up bra too, Clang. Those big beauties of yours look too much like Salma Hayek's.you shut your goddamn bitchfuck whore mouth, ya jealous of my titties being bigger than yours cuntface.
RE: Testing - sally - 09-26-2014
LOL.
RE: Testing - Duchess - 09-26-2014
(09-26-2014, 12:02 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: you shut your goddamn bitchfuck whore mouth, ya jealous of my titties being bigger than yours cuntface.
Father Clang, dat u?
RE: Testing - Blindgreed1 - 09-26-2014
*Quietly pulls up a chair and offers Duchess some of his popcorn*
RE: Testing - Duchess - 09-26-2014
Nom Nom Nom
Had it not been for his name I wouldn't have recognized that as being Clang. It's freaky, it's like seeing Hot D say fuck & cock.
RE: Testing - Blindgreed1 - 09-26-2014
It moved...
RE: Testing - Clang McFly - 09-26-2014
(09-26-2014, 02:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:it sure the fuck is. Getting all the swearing I can in just in case do become a priest. Besides sally brings out the worst in me or maybe the best? Anyway silly swearing is fun especially since sally knows I don't mean it. She's a scrappy little bitchfuck and I enjoy our interactions.(09-26-2014, 12:02 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: you shut your goddamn bitchfuck whore mouth, ya jealous of my titties being bigger than yours cuntface.
Father Clang, dat u?
RE: Testing - Duchess - 09-26-2014
She likes it too, it made her LOL.
