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- SyberBitch - 02-10-2009
Shy Guy Wrote:Oh come now Duchess it is all fun and games til the tard makes you look stupid?So far, I've only seen 'the 'tard' making himself look stupid.
- SyberBitch - 02-10-2009
Liquid Wrote:he is 16. i have no doubt about it now. maybe 15 years old.Give him a few years and a quarter and tell him to call us later.
- SyberBitch - 02-10-2009
Shy Guy Wrote:[color="lime"][/color][color="blue"]LOL. You guys are fun.[/color]Shame you're not.
All though you show some sparks of potential, this is not an 'ESL' forum. We really do prefer not to have to hire an 'engrish - english' translator to decipher your posts.
- SyberBitch - 02-10-2009
Shy Guy Wrote:[color="darkred"][/color][color="darkred"]How did you guys get so many members? Oh that's right you don't have "so many members[/color]It's called 'separating the wheat from the chaff'.
So far, you're chaff.
- SyberBitch - 02-10-2009
Shy Guy Wrote:OK how fucking long does this ghey shit take?It would probably help if you were to stop butchering the language with a combination of the most retarded parts of netspeak (such as 'ghey' and 'pwned') and pidgen english with a smattering of barely passable responses.
- OnBendedKnee - 02-10-2009
SyberBitch, How are you this evening? Everything OK? Anything I or anyone else here can help you with?
- SyberBitch - 02-10-2009
OnBendedKnee Wrote:SyberBitch, How are you this evening? Everything OK? Anything I or anyone else here can help you with?You just did, thanks ::bigg::
- OnBendedKnee - 02-10-2009
Cool.
PM me if there is anything else.
:kiss::
- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009
OnBendedKnee Wrote:SyberBitch, How are you this evening? Everything OK? Anything I or anyone else here can help you with?
::laugh::
- Fry Guy - 02-11-2009
[color="navy"]Hello there what have I been graced with here? A dumb bitch with an attitude? Cool!
So she is trying for a successful mock. Let's examine what she said and what Sinister had already said before her......
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[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:
Quote:Shy Guy Wrote:I have not been too rude or nasty...
Or entertaining, or intelligent, or hell... any of the things you would actually need to be to 'get access'. ::rollseyes::
Sinister[/user Wrote:wrote: [/b][user=1]Middle Finger]Sinister has big tits (as you may discover once you get full access) so I got a little aroused but I WAS concerned for the other shopper.
Fuck that bitch, and fuck you, too.
SG, when you [b]get your ass back in here I'll open the fuckin' door for you. I'm sick of your long-ass 7 page intro. Much improved on the avatar. Obedient; I like that.
[color="navy"]..... I can't say that was intelligent. In fact I will try an analogy for you of what just went down. We all just had a gang-bang and finished up and got dressed and are sharing a post-coital joint.
You and your obese naked body has charged in and you have announced to us all that you are "wet enough".
So if you want some action the show is over but I have a semi still and will be happy to turkey slap your forehead if you want. Up to you. Is that entertainment enough? No? No pleasing some skanks.
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- Fry Guy - 02-11-2009
SyberBitch Wrote:[color="blue"]Liquid Wrote:none of these new members can follow the simple simple rules. MF do we need to make them clearer somehow? Maybe send a welcome PM to each of them with exactly what they have to do?Why make it any easier on them?? Anyone with at least half a brain would figure that stuff out before their first post.
1) add an avatar
2) add a bitch name
3) post something, ANYTHING, that is not mindless dribble so the members can get to know you, mock you, and maybe let you the fuck in.
lol
....If they care enough to read it.....
Someone takes themselves very seriously
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- Fry Guy - 02-11-2009
SyberBitch Wrote:[user=135]Shy Guy[/user] wrote:Quote:Well I was seriously trying for lame.Look how successful you are at it!!
And try using a spell-checker... or... grammar checker, or heck how about an IQ checker.
[color="navy"]Is Cyber spelled with a "C" or an "S" out of interest?
You realise that one mistake alone has been replicated each post or quote of your post.
How about we play a game of pretend? Let's pretend that you are no a waste of bandwidth and I was at all interested in your opinion or suggestions.
Why ought I entertain your stupidity?[/color]
- Duchess - 02-11-2009
[user=135]Shy Guy[/user] wrote:
We all are sharing a joint.
Cheers !
![[Image: weed-4.gif]](http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/smoke/weed-4.gif)
- Fry Guy - 02-11-2009
Duchess Wrote:[user=135]Shy Guy[/user] wrote:[color="navy"]May I say you weren't half bad for a nun in training. :shock:
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[color="navy"]We all are sharing a joint.
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Cheers !
- Duchess - 02-11-2009
::laugh::
- Fry Guy - 02-11-2009
Quote:[b][user=116]SyberBitch[/user][user=116] wrote:[/user][user=135]
Quote:[b][/user][user=135]Shy Guy[/user][user=116] wrote: Oh come now Duchess it is all fun and games til the tard makes you look stupid?
[/user][user=135] [/user][user=116][/b]So far, I've only seen 'the 'tard' making himself look stupid. [/user][/b]
Coming from you that is like being told by a trailer park slag that I am not well off.
So go on then.
(Tell me I am not well off) ::lmao::
[user=116]
Quote:[b][/user][user=116]SyberBitch[/user][user=116] wrote: [/user][user=47]he is 16. i have no doubt about it now. maybe 15 years old.Quote:[b][/user][user=47]Liquid[/user][user=116] wrote:
[/user][user=47] [/user][user=116][/b]Give him a few years and a quarter and tell him to call us later. [/user][/b]
Bend over sweetheart I know where this quarter will fit perfectly!
[user=116]
Quote:[b][/user][user=116]SyberBitch[/user][user=116] wrote:LOL. You guys are fun.Quote:[b][/user][user=135]Shy Guy[/user][user=116] wrote:
[/user][user=116] [/user][user=116][/b]Shame you're not.
All though you show some sparks of potential, this is not an 'ESL' forum. We really do prefer not to have to hire an 'engrish - english' translator to decipher your posts. [/user][/b]
You mean YOU can't understand me. Well your inability to understand what you are trying to comment on is not something you should highlight.
In fact doing so would be stupid.
[user=116]
Quote:[b][/user][user=116]SyberBitch[/user][user=116] wrote: [/user][user=135]How did you guys get so many members? Oh that's right you don't have "so many membersQuote:[b][/user][user=135]Shy Guy[/user][user=116] wrote:
[/user][user=135] [/user][user=116][/b]It's called 'separating the wheat from the chaff'.
So far, you're chaff. [/user][/b]
So far you are repeating yourself constantly, constantly repeating yourself, repeating constantly yourself, and saying the same thing over and over and over and over and over.
So tell us about entertainment and your definition of it. Tried for Mock but succeeded in failure.
- Duchess - 02-11-2009
Every time I read Dr. Who in the wording under your av, The Who begin to sing Who Are You in my mind....WTF
Don't mind me, I try to tell myself not to post until I'm fully awake..I never listen.
- Fry Guy - 02-11-2009
Duchess Wrote:Every time I read Dr. Who in the wording under your av, The Who begin to sing Who Are You in my mind....WTFI don't mind you. I am gettingbored waiting for those other cunts though. I like this new girl CyberBitch. She looks like fun. Makes more sense than OP or Antagonist and tries for mocking like OnBendedKnee.
Don't mind me, I try to tell myself not to post until I'm fully awake..I never listen.
Meh.....Newbie Hell could be worse. LOL
- Duchess - 02-11-2009
Syber is very smart & funny, I'll reserve me opinion of OBK until you get into the open forum & then you'll see it all over the place...Hahaha
- Middle Finger - 02-11-2009
Since Sinister indicated that she would open the door if and when you came back, I will transfer you to full access now, Shy Guy.