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RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - Clang McFly - 02-08-2023
(02-07-2023, 11:59 PM)sally Wrote: Take ye fat ass to the kitchen and make a mutton pie.
Tis women's work. I shall fetch a peon to maketh haste to yonder market with coin to buyeth one.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BigMark - 02-08-2023
He makes a dandy mud pie, right in his shorts.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - Duchess - 02-08-2023
Da fuck
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - Clang McFly - 02-08-2023
(02-08-2023, 07:57 AM)BigMark Wrote: He makes a dandy mud pie, right in his shorts.
Tis but a skidmarketh. My farts be juicyeth.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - Duchess - 02-08-2023
Sonofabitch!
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BigMark - 02-08-2023
He's one mud pickle short of a sandwich.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - Clang McFly - 02-08-2023
(02-08-2023, 10:41 AM)BigMark Wrote: He's one mud pickle short of a sandwich.
I'm not dumb, just immature, socially awkward introvert, with a weird sense of humor. A big kid at heart.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - Duchess - 02-08-2023
All the reasons I love ya, Clangy.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BigMark - 02-08-2023
YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME!
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - Clang McFly - 02-08-2023
(02-08-2023, 11:42 AM)BigMark Wrote: YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME!
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - Duchess - 02-08-2023
(02-08-2023, 11:42 AM)BigMark Wrote: YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME!
I love you all equally.
Good answer, right?
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BigMark - 02-08-2023
I'm still pouting.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - Duchess - 02-08-2023
Aww, c'mere and I'll rub your belly.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - Clang McFly - 02-08-2023
(02-08-2023, 02:44 PM)Duchess Wrote: Aww, c'mere and I'll rub your belly.
You never rub my belly.
Now I'm pouting.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BigMark - 02-08-2023
![[Image: silo-erect.gif]](https://media.tenor.com/jtpHxAMtqpEAAAAd/silo-erect.gif)
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BlueTiki - 02-17-2023
Two women were playing golf. The first woman teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men, playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Oh my god! I am so, so, sorry!" she exclaimed.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me!", she told him.
"No . . no . . . I'll . . .I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied between his gasps.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, clasping his hands at his groin.
At her continued persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands slowly and carefully inside. She then administered a tender and skillful massage for several long moments and softly asked him: "There, now. How does that feel?".
"It feels wonderful!", he replied.
"But . . . I still think my thumb's broken!"
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 02-27-2023
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 02-27-2023
Working the Bruce Springsteen concert tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrpXArn3hII
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - Duchess - 02-27-2023
(02-27-2023, 05:41 PM)MirahM Wrote: Working the Bruce Springsteen concert tonight.
That's so exciting! Holy shit balls, you must be thrilled!
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BlueTiki - 02-27-2023
Remind me to tell you a story about the leather jacket he's wearing on the Born To Run album cover.
Have a wonderful time!
I hope he includes songs from Greetings from Asbury Park and and The Wild, The Innocent and The E Street Shuffle.
I miss the original E Street Band musicians.