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- El Mayo - 11-30-2008
Sinister Wrote:El Mayo Wrote:Sinister Wrote:A stiff drink.El Mayo Wrote:jackboots Wrote:Really? I make typos all the time. And I had to google it to be absolutely certain. I'm smart as asparagus afterall. But asparagus with google can be LETHAL.El Mayo Wrote:Oh, and mayonnaise has two Ns.that's the second time in 5 years i made typo mistake. you still have the IQ of asparagus. you still were to stupid to get the reference.
Just sayin.
Ok, that made me laugh my fuckin' ass off. I will use that at some opportune time and watch the people around me scratch their heads, not wanting to be the stupid one and ask what I mean. "Asparagus with Google is lethal".....
Now....what the fuck do you want, now that you're back, Condiment?
Oh, and I'd like a shot at all the other asparagus you showed some pity for and let in.
Yanno what? That reply right there might bethe only clue about you thatI need. You are obviously more intelligent than the past 4 newbies combined! How scared are you now, knowing that thepopulation of this board can be summed up so easily?
Let me guess....you're a Scotch drinker?
I don't scare that easily, and I'm not even slightly suprised. Obviously you've been on the internet awhile... so surely you know that you have to wade through 90% of morons with a keyboard to get to anything of any sort of substance. lol
I have to be honest, and I'm not going to blow smoke just to win your approval like all the other half-wits you have felt sorry for... Not a huge scotch fan.
- Middle Finger - 11-30-2008
AnonyMoose Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:You don't have to mock at all, and some people mock constantly. Some people mostly just chat about serious stuff. Some really mix it up and do what they feel that day.
Oh yeah. We are as complex as an enigma wrapped in a riddle. ::lmao::
The deeper we are, the better the free advice and therapy we give. ::mushhug::
- Middle Finger - 11-30-2008
This boring fuck made it in, I see. Thanks.
- AnonyMoose - 11-30-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:The deeper we are, the better the free advice and therapy we give. ::mushhug::
Hey now. I gave Sin good advice once.
You watching the game? I think Frerott is dead.
- AnonyMoose - 11-30-2008
El Mayo Wrote:I have to be honest, and I'm not going to blow smoke just to win your approvalToo late, fuckstick.
- El Mayo - 11-30-2008
Sinister Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Stop making excuses, stop being a pathetic newbie, and figure out a way to gain access.He's in. His reply that I quoted was all it took. Trust me on this one; this new fish is going to have some good shit to post.
Score! Thank you.
- AnonyMoose - 11-30-2008
El Mayo Wrote:Sinister Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Stop making excuses, stop being a pathetic newbie, and figure out a way to gain access.He's in. His reply that I quoted was all it took. Trust me on this one; this new fish is going to have some good shit to post.
Score! Thank you.
See. This is the first one that actually earned it. How the fuck did those soupies get in? Well, having seen Momsters ass I can understand one of them. But the others?
- Middle Finger - 11-30-2008
She let a few in to feed the fish.
- Sinister - 11-30-2008
El Mayo Wrote:I don't scare that easily, and I'm not even slightly suprised. Obviously you've been on the internet awhile... so surely you know that you have to wade through 90% of morons with a keyboard to get to anything of any sort of substance. lolPerceptive, too. A good addition, I think you'll be. I like a guy who canexpress himself welland not have to use profanity. Impressive.
[user=82]El Mayo[/user] wrote:
Quote:I have to be honest, and I'm not going to blow smoke just to win your approval like all the other half-wits you have felt sorry for... Not a huge scotch fan.You didn't have to blow smoke. My approval takes more than clever posts, and granting your access doesn't imply approval.
- Sinister - 11-30-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:She let a few in to feed the fish.You think I'm gonna keep letting you monsters feed on my ass forever? I could tell some of you were desperately grasping at straws trying to come up with shit to give me, so I fed you some virgins.
- El Mayo - 11-30-2008
Sinister Wrote:El Mayo Wrote:I don't scare that easily, and I'm not even slightly suprised. Obviously you've been on the internet awhile... so surely you know that you have to wade through 90% of morons with a keyboard to get to anything of any sort of substance. lolPerceptive, too. A good addition, I think you'll be. I like a guy who canexpress himself welland not have to use profanity. Impressive.
[user=82]El Mayo[/user] wrote:
Quote:I have to be honest, and I'm not going to blow smoke just to win your approval like all the other half-wits you have felt sorry for... Not a huge scotch fan.You didn't have to blow smoke. My approval takes more than clever posts, and granting your access doesn't imply approval.
Understood.
Oh, and for the record, I'm not a guy.
- El Mayo - 11-30-2008
AnonyMoose Wrote:El Mayo Wrote:See. This is the first one that actually earned it. How the fuck did those soupies get in? Well, having seen Momsters ass I can understand one of them. But the others?Sinister Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Stop making excuses, stop being a pathetic newbie, and figure out a way to gain access.He's in. His reply that I quoted was all it took. Trust me on this one; this new fish is going to have some good shit to post.
Score! Thank you.
That's all it would have taken? Was a picture of my ass?
Geez.
Hold, please.
- Sinister - 11-30-2008
El Mayo Wrote:Oh, and for the record, I'm not a guy.Huh. I wonder how I had that one wrong....pegged you as a guy for sure. 'Course, most newbies here think I am a guy too, so.....
- AnonyMoose - 11-30-2008
El Mayo Wrote:That's all it would have taken? Was a picture of my ass?You mean a picture of Momster's ass. Are you good at real life stalking?
- El Mayo - 11-30-2008
Sinister Wrote:It happens.El Mayo Wrote:Oh, and for the record, I'm not a guy.Huh. I wonder how I had that one wrong....pegged you as a guy for sure. 'Course, most newbies here think I am a guy too, so.....
- El Mayo - 11-30-2008
AnonyMoose Wrote:Why? Are you offering lessons?El Mayo Wrote:That's all it would have taken? Was a picture of my ass?You mean a picture of Momster's ass. Are you good at real life stalking?
- AnonyMoose - 11-30-2008
El Mayo Wrote:Genius isn't your plan-B, eh?AnonyMoose Wrote:Why? Are you offering lessons?El Mayo Wrote:That's all it would have taken? Was a picture of my ass?You mean a picture of Momster's ass. Are you good at real life stalking?
- El Mayo - 11-30-2008
You caught me!
- LuMPyPussy - 11-30-2008
AnonyMoose Wrote:You've got a touch of OCD, don't you? That's gotta be at least the sixth mention of Momster's ass photo just today.El Mayo Wrote:See. This is the first one that actually earned it. How the fuck did those soupies get in? Well, having seen Momsters ass I can understand one of them. But the others?Sinister Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Stop making excuses, stop being a pathetic newbie, and figure out a way to gain access.He's in. His reply that I quoted was all it took. Trust me on this one; this new fish is going to have some good shit to post.
Score! Thank you.
- AnonyMoose - 11-30-2008
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:You've got a touch of OCD, don't you? That's gotta be at least the sixth mention of Momster's ass photo just today.I guess I was impressed. I think if Queen Bee posts a pic of her ass it will scare me off asses for life. How did you know about the OCD? ::lmao::