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RE: mugshots you have to love - shitstorm - 03-04-2011 (07-23-2010, 12:51 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: not a mugshot, but made me laugh! hahahaha! Now, THAT is funny RE: mugshots you have to love - Lady Cop - 03-04-2011 more fun on the job~~ click---> RE: mugshots you have to love - IMaDick - 03-05-2011 (03-04-2011, 11:33 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: more fun on the job~~ Holy shit ! These are the most fucked up calls, what the hell can a guy do with that, that won't get him fucking screwed with relentlessly in the squad room? Not a damn thing that's what, who ever has to grab that stupid bitch is the fucking charmed personality in the station for the next month. Police do have a sense of humor, most people wouldn't get it but they do have a funny bone. RE: mugshots you have to love - Freshbait78 - 03-05-2011 (03-04-2011, 11:33 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: more fun on the job~~ This is one of my favorite threads, always good for a laugh. So, how would you go about getting the sasquatch down? Make use of the taser straight to the ass? RE: mugshots you have to love - imsuchawildflower - 03-05-2011 (07-22-2010, 06:07 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: you think your drivers license photo is bad? go have your glamour shot done at your local jail! Damn...even her cleavage is fucked up. RE: mugshots you have to love - imsuchawildflower - 03-05-2011 (11-21-2010, 07:07 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: don't ask me because i don't know what happened to him! Id wear a fucking hat 24/7... RE: mugshots you have to love - imsuchawildflower - 03-05-2011 (01-29-2011, 04:29 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: as far as prisoner rights, we have to accept that when we have someone in custody, we are legally and morally responsible for their welfare. we are their keepers. [/b] Give them some vitamin enriched bread and some water. Give them shelter from the elements. Give them clothes so prisoner guards dont have to look at balls all day. Give them shoes so they dont have to bend over in the shower to wash em. That should do it. RE: mugshots you have to love - Luke Warmwater - 03-05-2011 (03-05-2011, 12:27 AM)Freshbait78 Wrote:(03-04-2011, 11:33 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: more fun on the job~~ some loving analingus would bring her to her knees... RE: mugshots you have to love - IMaDick - 03-05-2011 (03-05-2011, 04:18 AM)Luke Warmwater Wrote:(03-05-2011, 12:27 AM)Freshbait78 Wrote:(03-04-2011, 11:33 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: more fun on the job~~ RE: mugshots you have to love - Fry Guy - 03-05-2011 (03-05-2011, 12:27 AM)Freshbait78 Wrote:(03-04-2011, 11:33 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: more fun on the job~~ Yeah I was thinking. Walk up behind her and jam a thumb in her arse and when she jumped off then arrest her and handcuff her once she did RE: mugshots you have to love - Lady Cop - 03-09-2011 he should have waited to stab the guy until his haircut was finished. STAMFORD CONN.-- A 21-year-old man sitting down for a haircut allegedly grabbed scissors and slashed another in the back Tuesday in the South End, police said. David Davis, of Cedar Hill Avenue, New Haven, was arrested shortly after the incident when Stamford patrol officers and a police dog found him in a nearby Henry Street apartment. Officers took him into custody when they initially found he was wanted on a warrant for failing to appear in court and later charged him in the stabbing after an investigation, Stamford Police Capt. Richard Conklin said. RE: mugshots you have to love - mamabear - 03-10-2011 (01-23-2011, 08:15 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: FLA. A 31-year-old Immokalee woman faces a prostitution charge after having sex with a homeless man Friday night, deputies say. Lol, You must really be down on your luck if you have to resort to sleeping with "homeless" men for money? If they're homeless, how much are they paying? LOL! Wow RE: mugshots you have to love - Lady Cop - 03-13-2011 this weekend's winner...florida of course. aggravated battery, kidnapping. mr pull-tab hair----> RE: mugshots you have to love - Duchess - 03-14-2011 *ick* RE: mugshots you have to love - IMaDick - 03-14-2011 Come on now, That's pretty creative. shit like this is would be high fashion if it originated in england. RE: mugshots you have to love - ZEROSPHERES - 03-14-2011 (03-04-2011, 11:33 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: more fun on the job~~ [attachment=8119] RE: mugshots you have to love - Lady Cop - 03-23-2011 TAMPA - A 21-year-old Lowry Park Zoo volunteer was arrested today after he touched a 9-year-old boy and then fondled himself inside a zoo restroom, the Tampa Police Department said. Cameron James Spurback of Tampa has been charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition and lewd and lascivious molestation, police said. The boy went into a zoo restroom at around 2:15 p.m. and was approached by Spurback, who pulled the child's pants down and then fondled him, police said. Spurback then pulled his own pants down and fondled himself in front of the child, police said. The boy ran out of the restroom and told his parents. The parents contacted zoo security, who detained Spurback as he left the restroom. Tampa police were called to the scene. A police detective interviewed Spurback, who acknowledged fondling the child and fondling himself, police said. Spurback had just finished his shift. :O RE: mugshots you have to love - Misguided - 03-23-2011 That's a real pic?! Must've scared the shit out of the kid just looking at the fugly basturd! RE: mugshots you have to love - Lady Cop - 03-23-2011 yes...the little pervert kiddie molester looks like he was a burn victim to me. RE: mugshots you have to love - KarmaK - 03-27-2011 LMFAO!! So I probably shouldn't admit this but I was totally shocked to see someone I used to let sleep on my couch on this thread... |