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RE: Cops and robbers - Cynical Ninja - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 12:13 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Bullshit comes in all shapes and sizes.
Stop humping my leg dick.
RE: Cops and robbers - Maggot - 04-06-2011
Do you ever feel like holding a pillow over those poor dying peoples heads?
RE: Cops and robbers - Cynical Ninja - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 12:13 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: Just seen in the paper that a 78 year old man was sleeping in his home, when he heard something strange, 4 masked men broke into his house and robbed him! 78 years old, WTF is wrong with people. No respect for human life among many, man must be ready for anything at any given time!
Criminals have never had any respect for anybody, that's what makes them criminals.
There was an 80 year old woman who was visiting her daughter when a young douche tried to break in and nick her handbag, she knocked him unconscious with her walking stick.
Granny justice.
RE: Cops and robbers - Sonny223 - 04-06-2011
I'm waiting for the day this happens to me, I will b ready, 223 ar right next to my head at night. The more intruders the better, Castle law is in effect in Ohio, 50 round clip will do the trick.
RE: Cops and robbers - BlueTiki - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 12:13 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: . . . a 78 year old man was sleeping in his home, when he heard something strange . . .
So . . .
. . . . if he was awake (and not sleeping) the sound would not have been strange?
Silly old people. In bed by 8:00 PM!
RE: Cops and robbers - Sonny223 - 04-06-2011
Old people I look out for when I can, as should all upstanding Americans, don't hesitate to help the elderly in any shape or form.
RE: Cops and robbers - BlueTiki - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 12:17 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: 50 round clip will do the trick.
You must be a lousy shot.
Get a 12 gauge . . .
RE: Cops and robbers - IMaDick - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 12:17 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: I'm waiting for the day this happens to me, I will b ready, 223 ar right next to my head at night. The more intruders the better, Castle law is in effect in Ohio, 50 round clip will do the trick.
Your choice of a home defense weapon is stupid.
RE: Cops and robbers - Cynical Ninja - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 12:16 PM)Maggot Wrote: Do you ever feel like holding a pillow over those poor dying peoples heads?
Sometimes yes, seeing people in the final stages of terminal cancer who are obviously in terrible pain despite being up to their eyeballs in morphine can be hard.
I have been there at the very end on numerous occasions and seeing them fade away often comes as a relief for them and for me.
Also AIDS and motor neurone are horrible diseases, the victims just seem to slowly shrivel up and waste away.
RE: Cops and robbers - Sonny223 - 04-06-2011
Is leaving all your doors and windows unlocked at night safe for me to do. Hence the name sonny 223, has his 223 ar in hand on my couch drinking beers sound normal?
RE: Cops and robbers - Maggot - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 12:20 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: Old people I look out for when I can, as should all upstanding Americans, don't hesitate to help the elderly in any shape or form.
What if one asked you to kill them?
RE: Cops and robbers - IMaDick - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 12:15 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(04-06-2011, 12:13 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Bullshit comes in all shapes and sizes.
Stop humping my leg dick.
Funny how you adopted my little saying so that you could have something witty to say.
RE: Cops and robbers - Fibonacci Prima - 04-06-2011
Mito kids are heartbreaking.
RE: Cops and robbers - Sonny223 - 04-06-2011
That's just for more than 1 scene, the side by side I have us better for home defense.
RE: Cops and robbers - Cynical Ninja - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 12:17 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: The more intruders the better.
You are either a homicidal maniac or you've watched too many Chuck Norris films.
RE: Cops and robbers - BlueTiki - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 12:17 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: Castle law is in effect in Ohio . . .
I guess a mobile home is considered a "castle" in your neck of the woods.
Props to you . . . your Highness!
RE: Cops and robbers - Fibonacci Prima - 04-06-2011
Sonny, you honestly think anyone would find your waterproofed cardboard box worth invading?
RE: Cops and robbers - Duchess - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 11:08 AM)Sonny223 Wrote: I had the Hersey chocolate squirts this morning. But I do know what you mean, I look forward to the day that I have to wipe once and that's it, what's it gonna take for that to happen?
Gross motherfucker.
RE: Cops and robbers - Sonny223 - 04-06-2011
Castle law my friends, that's our advantage right there.
RE: Cops and robbers - Cynical Ninja - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 12:23 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Funny how you adopted my little saying so that you could have something witty to say.
Witty?, hardly dick.
It is a douchebag saying I keep in reserve to reply to your more witless posts that aren't worth replying to properly.