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Be gentle I'm new. - Printable Version

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- Duchess - 10-25-2009

ramseycat Wrote:No, they don't touch each other's asses. Gawd.
I see ass thumping all the time, woman.

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

ramseycat Wrote:
twisteroo Wrote:Fucking football: a bunch of fatfucking asstouchersthat can run for a few yards and then need to take on some oxygen for the next play. Asstouchers, the whole damn bunch of them.

Do they still touch each others ass after each play?

How old are you?

No, they don't touch each other's asses. Gawd.
I dunno if I should tell how old I am......I might not like being called names.

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

Duchess Wrote:
ass thumping
I gotta google that!!!

- ramseycat - 10-25-2009

Duchess Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:No, they don't touch each other's asses. Gawd.
I see ass thumping all the time, woman.
Ass thumpin is one thing. He says ass touching like it's a sexual thing.


- The Antagonist - 10-25-2009

twisteroo Wrote:Am I being marked as a gimick already?

"gimmick" I like that.

I wish you'd get a spell checker though. You look like a retard with all those errors.

Not too sure what to make of you just yet. You haven't done any dazzling with intelligence. You haven't posted anything that makes you so interesting that you got us begging the admin to let you in either.

Beside that, he wont' be back for another day or so anyway.

I'm not buying your bicycles are better for commuting and transportation argument. It's too weird but, hey - that's your bag.

You said you're fat, but then you say you are into bicycles. Not sure what to make of you if you're a liar or just trying to be slick. OR just a poor liar.


- The Antagonist - 10-25-2009

ramseycat Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:No, they don't touch each other's asses. Gawd.
I see ass thumping all the time, woman.
Ass thumpin is one thing. He says ass touching like it's a sexual thing.
I like to think the QB is tickling the center's nuts when he's waiting for the ball. ::dunno::

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

The Antagonist Wrote:
twisteroo Wrote:Am I being marked as a gimick already?

"gimmick" I like that.

I wish you'd get a spell checker though. You look like a retard with all those errors.

Not too sure what to make of you just yet. You haven't done any dazzling with intelligence. You haven't posted anything that makes you so interesting that you got us begging the admin to let you in either.

Beside that, he wont' be back for another day or so anyway.

I'm not buying your bicycles are better for commuting and transportation argument. It's too weird but, hey - that's your bag.

You said you're fat, but then you say you are into bicycles. Not sure what to make of you if you're a liar or just trying to be slick. OR just a poor liar.

I'm not the bestest speller, and I'm too lazy to spell check.

If I look like a retard, you won't expect too much out of me.

I lie like a goddamn rug.


- Duchess - 10-25-2009

I wouldn't mind tickling Big Ben's. :Blush:

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

FYI: Do yourself a favor and don't do a google image search for ass thumping.:shock:

- The Antagonist - 10-25-2009

twisteroo Wrote:
I lie like a goddamn rug.
I think we all figured that much already.:kiss::

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

The Antagonist Wrote:
twisteroo Wrote:
I lie like a goddamn rug.
I think we all figured that much already.:kiss::
It's one of my strengths.

- Luke Warmwater - 10-25-2009

"Now I'm onto bicycles, using them for transportation is all kids of time and effort consuming, but I like it."

= multiple DUI's...


- LuMPyPussy - 10-25-2009

Are you looking to get a dog to run with you when you ride 200 miles a day?

- Maggot - 10-25-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Are you looking to get a dog to run with you when you ride 200 miles a day?
.........I will get beat to within an inch............never mind.... the job is probably taken Lumpy.Smiley_emoticons_razz

- Maggot - 10-25-2009

Hi Franklin.
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- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

My thread has taken a wrong turn here.

- Duchess - 10-25-2009

twisteroo Wrote:My thread has taken a wrong turn here.
If you are to become a Mocker you might want to become accustomed to that...Threads become derailed regularly in here.

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

I know, I'm just an attention whore today.

- sally - 10-25-2009

Hi Twisteroo, I've always wanted to meet a fat hairy guy that rides a bicycle and makes butter for a living. You sound fascinating and should fit right in with the other fat pricks here.

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

Hi sally, thanks for the warm welcome.