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RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - sally - 05-16-2012
(05-16-2012, 11:44 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Grow a pair of ovaries darling. We were kidding around. Duchess started it, talking about her stiff little clit. You're an unfunny unhappy old crone obviously. Can't even fuck around a little, especially when the opportunity "rises"?
Your loss.
Never trying a raw oyster because you think they look slimy is a loss, this isn't. I don't know why you're trying to push the Mocker's genitalia on me, but I wish you'd stop.
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - Donovan - 05-16-2012
You people made Duchess' boner go away.
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - Duchess - 05-16-2012
Death & emasculation, dead babies in washing machines, stupid recipes & cleaning products are good topics but my girly woody threatens people? Makes people uncomfortable? Hahaha!
Go bake a fuckin' pie or clean your floor boards or whatever the fuck you people do, go do it.
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - Cynical Ninja - 05-16-2012
Nothing wrong with a little adult sex talk every now and then. A lot of you appear to be acting like kids in their first sex ed class.
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - Midwest Spy - 05-16-2012
(05-16-2012, 03:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Death & emasculation, dead babies in washing machines, stupid recipes & cleaning products are good topics but my girly woody threatens people? Makes people uncomfortable? Hahaha!
Go bake a fuckin' pie or clean your floor boards or whatever the fuck you people do, go do it.
You know it's never bothered me. In fact you Mock women haven't taken it far enough, IMO.
I wish Sally wouldn't have her panties in a bunch over this. She just doesn't like the idea of providing free jerk-off material to the 'Creepy' Mock element.
She loves me though. I'm clean!
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - username - 05-16-2012
(05-16-2012, 03:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Death & emasculation, dead babies in washing machines, stupid recipes & cleaning products are good topics but my girly woody threatens people? Makes people uncomfortable? Hahaha!
I'm definitely threatened and uncomfortable. I think you probably have a huge woody and it makes me feel inadequate.
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - Duchess - 05-16-2012
(05-16-2012, 03:55 PM)username Wrote: I'm definitely threatened and uncomfortable. I think you probably have a huge woody and it makes me feel inadequate.
Bwahahaha. Liar, liar, low rise jeans on fire. Women like us never feel threatened by other women let alone inadequate.
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - username - 05-16-2012
(05-16-2012, 05:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Women like us never feel threatened by other women let alone inadequate.
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - sally - 05-16-2012
(05-16-2012, 03:35 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I wish Sally wouldn't have her panties in a bunch over this. She just doesn't like the idea of providing free jerk-off material to the 'Creepy' Mock element.
It's not that. The internet is full of free jerk off material, they don't need me. I don't think anyone even pays for porn anymore. I just don't want to talk about sex with the mockers anymore than I want to talk about it with my grandparents. You old pervs have at it though.
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - Cracker - 05-16-2012
When did this become popular with you Catholics and other God-botherers? I'm emailing your Men of God. They need to know.
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - Duchess - 06-11-2012
Good morning
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - IMaDick - 06-11-2012
(06-11-2012, 07:51 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Good morning
Good Morning woody.
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - Duchess - 06-11-2012
You over being mad at me?
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - IMaDick - 06-11-2012
(06-11-2012, 08:07 AM)Duchess Wrote:
You over being mad at me?
I haven't been mad at you for months.
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - Duchess - 06-11-2012
I must be doing something wrong!
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - IMaDick - 06-11-2012
(06-11-2012, 08:30 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I must be doing something wrong!
It would piss me off if you stood on your head topless.
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - Ma Huang Sor - 06-11-2012
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - Duchess - 06-18-2012
A brand new week, a clean slate to paint any way I want.
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - Duchess - 07-15-2013
It's another hot one, Mockers. Grab it & growl.
RE: MONDAY MORNING WOODY - SIXFOOTERsez - 07-15-2013
Resurrecting old wood?