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Newbie Introduction - Printable Version

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RE: Newbie Introduction - Ma Huang Sor - 07-05-2012

Ramsey's obsessed with ass and poop today.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Clang McFly - 07-05-2012

(07-05-2012, 02:18 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 01:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 05:50 AM)pspence Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 02:07 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 02:28 PM)pspence Wrote: Clang's thong shrinks in the drier

I don't wear thongs. I love my balls and buttcrack too much to abuse them.

We don't want any chafing going on.

My balls and buttcrack feel the same way. I'll stick to the plain old hi-cut cotton panties.

How about you man up and get some tighty whities and leave it at that? K?

How about you girl up and get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich? K?

RE: Newbie Introduction - ramseycat - 07-05-2012

(07-05-2012, 03:42 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Ramsey's obsessed with ass and poop today.

Serioulsy. It must be being the mother of two teenage boys....their poop talk is getting to me.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Cracker - 07-05-2012

Or maybe you are a disgusting cow. Just as likely.

RE: Newbie Introduction - ramseycat - 07-05-2012

hah
(07-05-2012, 03:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 02:18 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 01:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 05:50 AM)pspence Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 02:07 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I don't wear thongs. I love my balls and buttcrack too much to abuse them.

We don't want any chafing going on.

My balls and buttcrack feel the same way. I'll stick to the plain old hi-cut cotton panties.

How about you man up and get some tighty whities and leave it at that? K?

How about you girl up and get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich? K?

hah you got me.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Ma Huang Sor - 07-05-2012

I'm thinking a menage a trois with cracker, ramsey and me would smash every porn loop view record in the history of the internetz.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Cracker - 07-05-2012

Yeah, I would fuck a midget and a mental midget.

Nigger, please.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Midwest Spy - 07-05-2012

(07-05-2012, 10:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: Yeah, I would fuck a midget and a mental midget.

I think the freakishness of this 3-way is what would garner all those views.

RE: Newbie Introduction - OnBendedKnee - 07-05-2012

(07-05-2012, 10:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: Yeah, I would fuck a midget and a mental midget.

Nigger, please.
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RE: Newbie Introduction - aussiefriend - 07-05-2012

(07-05-2012, 10:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: Nigger, please.

Gywneth?

RE: Newbie Introduction - crash - 07-06-2012

(07-05-2012, 08:52 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I'm thinking a menage a trois with cracker, ramsey and me would smash every porn loop view record in the history of the internetz.


I guess two girls, one cup would be the record to beat. Can't see it being any prettier...

RE: Newbie Introduction - Ma Huang Sor - 07-06-2012

(07-05-2012, 11:57 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 10:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: Nigger, please.

Gywneth?

hah poor Cracker, doesn't even realize when she's getting props.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Ma Huang Sor - 07-06-2012

(07-06-2012, 12:12 AM)crash Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 08:52 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I'm thinking a menage a trois with cracker, ramsey and me would smash every porn loop view record in the history of the internetz.


I guess two girls, one cup would be the record to beat. Can't see it being any prettier...

see my post above Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

RE: Newbie Introduction - pspence - 07-06-2012

(07-05-2012, 03:29 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 03:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 02:30 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Before long those tighty whities turn into browny moldies.
:(

Are you wiping your ass with them?

He doesn't wipe and then he gets skid marks. Not attractive.

they say oxyclean works wonders on that shit...

RE: Newbie Introduction - ramseycat - 07-06-2012

(07-05-2012, 08:52 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I'm thinking a menage a trois with cracker, ramsey and me would smash every porn loop view record in the history of the internetz.

Ah yeeeaaaa, no.

RE: Newbie Introduction - pspence - 07-06-2012

(07-05-2012, 10:53 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-05-2012, 10:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: Yeah, I would fuck a midget and a mental midget.

I think the freakishness of this 3-way is what would garner all those views.

i'm getting an image of a side show at a circus carnival but it ain't Barnes & Bailey...more like a freak show Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

RE: Newbie Introduction - Ma Huang Sor - 07-06-2012

Only because my dick is freakishly huge, I know I know.

Such a burden I bear.