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- Maggot - 10-24-2009

Todays useless tidbit:

Normally, your salivary glands produce 1 to 2 quarts (0.95 to 1.89 liters) of saliva a day. However, because swallowing occurs continually and unconsciously, you don't generally notice the saliva.



- SyberBitch - 10-24-2009

Maggot Wrote:Todays useless tidbit:

Normally, your salivary glands produce 1 to 2 quarts (0.95 to 1.89 liters) of saliva a day. However, because swallowing occurs continually and unconsciously, you don't generally notice the saliva.
Yummy...

Yay for recycling!



- LuMPyPussy - 10-24-2009

I just ordered a tongue scraper.


- Maggot - 10-24-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I just ordered a tongue scraper.
Why cant you just use a razor like everyone else? Tounge scraper!::rollseyes::You must be rich. Its not funny to make fun of poor people "In this economy" Ya know.Smiley_emoticons_razz


- LuMPyPussy - 10-24-2009

It cost $4.49, you doofus.


- Maggot - 10-24-2009

How many licks do you get out of it? I've never heard of it, I usually just jam my toothbrush down my throat as far as I can without gagging. Is it metal, is it cardboard,wood? Tell me tell me can I borrow it? How big is it? I googled it and got this.::blink::

[Image: JawTonguePalateCollide.png]



- LuMPyPussy - 10-24-2009

Maggot Wrote:How many licks do you get out of it? I've never heard of it, I usually just jam my toothbrush down my throat as far as I can without gagging. Is it metal, is it cardboard,wood? Tell me tell me can I borrow it? How big is it? I googled it and got this.::blink::

[Image: JawTonguePalateCollide.png]
God damn you to hell, Maggot! You made me see this photo:





- Maggot - 10-24-2009

Now they NEED a razor! Is that hair! WTF.:?

[Image: 6a00d8345160a169e20120a56071fe970b-300wi]



- SyberBitch - 10-24-2009

[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:
Quote:God damn you to hell, Maggot! You made me see this photo:
Gee Lumpy... thanks for sharing....
::bvomit::



- Momster - 10-24-2009

tamale


- Duchess - 10-25-2009

Oh my fuckin' god !!!...Is that someones tongue ?...Jesus....Where do you people get this shit.


- LuMPyPussy - 10-25-2009

I think I've developed an allergy to wet wipes. Even my taint is swollen and itchy.

Should I post a photo?


- Duchess - 10-25-2009

Hell yeah ! ::banana::



















::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::



- ramseycat - 10-25-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I think I've developed an allergy to wet wipes. Even my taint is swollen and itchy.

Should I post a photo?

Just when I think you have shared just about everything imaginable......

Sounds like an infection. Make sure you clean our vibes after each use.





- Duchess - 10-25-2009

I used to get grossed out by a lotta that shit & I still occasionally have a moment here & there but, mostly it makes me roar with laughter now.


- ramseycat - 10-25-2009

Duchess Wrote:I used to get grossed out by a lotta that shit & I still occasionally have a moment here & there but, mostly it makes me roar with laughter now.
I don't get grossed out. But I do shake my head sometimes ahhaaaa.


- LuMPyPussy - 10-25-2009

ramseycat Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I think I've developed an allergy to wet wipes. Even my taint is swollen and itchy.

Should I post a photo?

Just when I think you have shared just about everything imaginable......

Sounds like an infection. Make sure you clean [color="orange"]our vibes[/color] after each use.
OUR vibes? :shock:

I don't use that kind of vibrator, my focus is on that delightful little nubbin of flesh called a clitoris. No, I'm pretty sure I've developed an allergy to the particular wet wipes I use to clean my butthole everytime I poop.

Too much info? Smiley_emoticons_biggrin



- ramseycat - 10-25-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I think I've developed an allergy to wet wipes. Even my taint is swollen and itchy.

Should I post a photo?

Just when I think you have shared just about everything imaginable......

Sounds like an infection. Make sure you clean our vibes after each use.
OUR vibes? :shock:

I don't use that kind of vibrator, my focus is on that delightful little nubbin of flesh called a clitoris. No, I'm pretty sure I've developed an allergy to the particular wet wipes I use to clean my butthole everytime I poop.

Too much info? Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Yikes! Major typo.

You don't have the kind of vibe that enters the vag? Interesting.

Try the non scented wipes. I am glad that you clean the bunger hole well.



- LuMPyPussy - 10-25-2009

I live for your approval, Ramsey.


- Duchess - 10-25-2009

I don't think I've ever had so many posts in one day & it's still so early...Ima posting machine today !