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RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Cynical Ninja - 07-21-2013
(07-20-2013, 07:00 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(07-20-2013, 12:10 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Yes I was a professional skateboarder
Yeah in Europe. What was your team called? The Nancy Boys?
Did your mandatory fairy wings and limp wrists give you more "air"?
Jealousy really is a bitch you fat talentless sack of crap.
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Clang McFly - 07-21-2013
(07-21-2013, 02:05 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Jealousy really is a bitch
Yeah I know, but with a little effort someday you'll get over your jealousy of me, Donovan, and Mohammed.
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Cynical Ninja - 07-21-2013
(07-21-2013, 03:41 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I know, but with a little effort someday you'll get over your jealousy of me, Donovan, and Mohammed.
Bwhahahahaha!
Its three against one and you still can't win! Maybe you would like MSG and maggotyboo to tag in with you to give you a hand because let's face you and daisy donovan and colonel klink are not up to the job!
Jealous of you?! Excuse me one moment.......bwahahahaha!.....oh have mercy! Yeah, yeah, I've always aspired to be a fat unemployable 40 year old virgin! Who wouldn't?
Jealous of daisy? Bwahahahahaha! Oh me oh my! Again I can feel my green eyed monster envious of a middle aged “man” who has to do a full comprehensive financial audit every time he wants to buy a bar of chocolate!
Jealous of Heinrich? Bwhahahaha! Yeah its always been my dream to be a fat austro/mongarian living in a dustbowl behind enemy lines in one of the most corrupt countries on the planet.
Thanks for my early morning laugh riot fatboy!
Bwahahahahaha!
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Duchess - 07-21-2013
I love a good laugh riot.
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Cynical Ninja - 07-21-2013
You might want to PM daisy to get his pussy back in this thread fatboy, let's face it you need all the help you can get.
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Cynical Ninja - 07-21-2013
(07-21-2013, 06:07 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I love a good laugh riot.
So do I, especially at the expense of someone who is arguably the biggest loser we have ever had at Mock.
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Duchess - 07-21-2013
Online, the only thing better than a laugh riot is a ragequit & the goodbye post/s that accompany it.
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Cynical Ninja - 07-21-2013
I don't think we've had a good ragequit in a while have we? Especially as you say accompanied by a dear John farewell tirade.
I love a good farewell tirade!
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - ramseycat - 07-21-2013
Then you should post one CN.
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - HairOfTheDog - 07-21-2013
(07-21-2013, 11:30 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Then you should post one CN.
bitchy...
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Cynical Ninja - 07-21-2013
(07-21-2013, 11:30 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Then you should post one CN.
Sorry I am stuck to Mock like a limpet.
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Clang McFly - 07-21-2013
(07-21-2013, 06:10 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: You might want to PM daisy to get his pussy back in this thread fatboy, let's face it you need all the help you can get.
No thanks. Me, Mo, etc can easily handle an English Muffin faggot eurotrash with delusions of grandeur. Even ramseycat is getting some decent jabs in.
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Cynical Ninja - 07-21-2013
You couldn't even “handle” a job in Maccy Ds fatboy you stoopid motherfucker. There's a mongoloid girl who works in the Maccy Ds in Cramlington and she can “handle” the massive task of taking orders, using a till and placing food on a tray.
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Cynical Ninja - 07-23-2013
Oi! Daisy douchebag! I just saw your username appear as logged into Mock.
Get back in here Bob Cratchit!
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Cynical Ninja - 07-23-2013
Oi! Daisy douchebag! I just saw your username appear as logged into Mock.
Get back in here Bob Cratchit!
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Donovan - 07-25-2013
Still very busy cinnamon, not a lot of time to do much more than lurk lately, but it's always nice to know at least one mocker is obsessively watching for my return. Hero worship is cute but a little sad.
Have you managed to now your entire postage stamp lawn with that raggedy old push mower yet? I figure it must take a week every time and burn a shitloadnof calories. You must have to spend almost your entire skateboarding fortune on ice cream just to keep that fat fucking melon you call a head in marshmallow shape. No wonder you're so cranky, holding that misshapen blob upright must give you wicked neck pain.
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Cynical Ninja - 07-28-2013
I need a big skull to protect my big brain lichtspittle as opposed to the vanilla smoothie you have sloshing around your cranium you call brains.
I miss you like my cats miss their scratching post if its taken away my claws get long and troublesome without my scratch toy daisy.
If you want I will get wannabe catholic paedophile clang in to exorcise that phantom grandkid that has recently materialised in the housing project where you live.
Now I'm going to escape your company using the traditional distraction method of throwing some reese's pieces and pennies in one direction while running away in the other.
Go! Go! Go!
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Donovan - 07-28-2013
You're not fooling anyone. No way a cuckold like you gets to handle money, your bitch wife would kill you for throwing pennies that you earned the hard way by selling blood and hocking your dead dad's furniture atthe pawn shop.
RE: Donovan douchebag the dimeless - Cynical Ninja - 07-29-2013
Again with the tactless jabs at my recently deceased father.
At least wait until he's in his urn you worthless piece of shit.
My dads funeral will be well attended unlike yours lichtspittle you will be mourned only by a girlfriend you can't stand and an imaginary step grandchild. How many sizes do they do recycled cardboard coffins in again daisy?