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- sally - 04-05-2009
Maggot Wrote:Go away for a day, come back, I gets on my excercise bike (I play Steppenwolf bitches!) and the seat slops to the side. I grab the handle. Tthe fucking thing falls off, I put my freaking foot on the pedal....it falls off!I can just picture you on your piece of crap stationary bike peddling to Born to be wild n'shit ::lmao::
- D - 04-05-2009
sally Wrote:Hey! I LOVE Born To Be Wild!Maggot Wrote:Go away for a day, come back, I gets on my excercise bike (I play Steppenwolf bitches!) and the seat slops to the side. I grab the handle. Tthe fucking thing falls off, I put my freaking foot on the pedal....it falls off!I can just picture you on your piece of crap stationary bike peddling to Born to be wild n'shit ::lmao::
- LuMPyPussy - 04-05-2009
D Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:I can't believe people haven't figured this one out yet. Especially you Lumps. You usually seem to have a brain between your ears. My username is D. That phrase is what the secondary interpretation of that D is. The primary being my name, as I said ages ago. If you don't like it, then Deal with it! ::bang::D Wrote:Is that bold D significant?LuMPyPussy Wrote:Actually yes. My transmission went out on my car. So I'm in a pissed off frame of mine. Deal with it.D Wrote:You're kinda cranky n'shit today, aren't you. ::aww::LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'm telling ya, exercise is bad for you, n'shit!That's ok, the whole premise for this thread is dumb as hell, n'shit!
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- sally - 04-05-2009
[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote:
Quote:Holy hell! ..............I need a doctor! I pinched my God-damn inner thigh on the mother-fucking seat.::lmao::
- D - 04-05-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Yes, and a grand Fuck You Too. With a dozen roses and a box of chocolate.D Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:I can't believe people haven't figured this one out yet. Especially you Lumps. You usually seem to have a brain between your ears. My username is D. That phrase is what the secondary interpretation of that D is. The primary being my name, as I said ages ago. If you don't like it, then Deal with it! ::bang::D Wrote:Is that bold D significant?LuMPyPussy Wrote:Actually yes. My transmission went out on my car. So I'm in a pissed off frame of mine. Deal with it.D Wrote:You're kinda cranky n'shit today, aren't you. ::aww::LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'm telling ya, exercise is bad for you, n'shit!That's ok, the whole premise for this thread is dumb as hell, n'shit!
::ban::
- ramseycat - 04-05-2009
Maggot Wrote:Go away for a day, come back, I gets on my excercise bike (I play Steppenwolf bitches!) and the seat slops to the side. I grab the handle. Tthe fucking thing falls off, I put my freaking foot on the pedal....it falls off!:shock:I was just on the fucking thing this morning and it worked fine.::lmao::
The screws that were loose could not be turned with a wrench, there was no fucking room to put an allen wrench in to turn it unless I dis-assembled the entire fucking thing!
I found the culprit. My 3 yr old had been in that room whilst I was gone and stuck his little sticky fingers in there and turned all the screws out by hand. But only until the last 2 turns. How the hell am I gonna get him to screw them back in? I am getting frisky trying to do it with a pair of needle nose pliers.
Holy hell! ..............I need a doctor! I pinched my God-damn inner thigh on the mother-fucking seat. I need more beer fuck that damn bike.::irk::n'shit.
*******n"shit added after the fucking fact********
- LuMPyPussy - 04-05-2009
D Wrote:Sounds promising. :kiss::LuMPyPussy Wrote:Yes, and a grand Fuck You Too. With a dozen roses and a box of chocolate.D Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:I can't believe people haven't figured this one out yet. Especially you Lumps. You usually seem to have a brain between your ears. My username is D. That phrase is what the secondary interpretation of that D is. The primary being my name, as I said ages ago. If you don't like it, then Deal with it! ::bang::D Wrote:Is that bold D significant?LuMPyPussy Wrote:Actually yes. My transmission went out on my car. So I'm in a pissed off frame of mine. Deal with it.D Wrote:You're kinda cranky n'shit today, aren't you. ::aww::LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'm telling ya, exercise is bad for you, n'shit!That's ok, the whole premise for this thread is dumb as hell, n'shit!
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- D - 04-05-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Sounds promising. :kiss::When and where?
- ramseycat - 04-05-2009
D Wrote:You can't possibley be that desperate D.LuMPyPussy Wrote:Sounds promising. :kiss::When and where?
- D - 04-05-2009
ramseycat Wrote:No, but it was still funny.D Wrote:You can't possibley be that desperate D.LuMPyPussy Wrote:Sounds promising. :kiss::When and where?
- ramseycat - 04-05-2009
D Wrote:Frightening is more like it.ramseycat Wrote:No, but it was still funny.D Wrote:You can't possibley be that desperate D.LuMPyPussy Wrote:Sounds promising. :kiss::When and where?
- LuMPyPussy - 04-05-2009
ramseycat Wrote:Ooooh, look atEdith getting all jealous. ::aww::D Wrote:Frightening is more like it.ramseycat Wrote:No, but it was still funny.D Wrote:You can't possibley be that desperate D.LuMPyPussy Wrote:Sounds promising. :kiss::When and where?
- D - 04-05-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Musta been the roses. I guess I shoulda specified that they're a poisonous variety and that the chocolates are made using 40% dog and cat shit.ramseycat Wrote:Ooooh, look atEdith getting all jealous. ::aww::D Wrote:Frightening is more like it.ramseycat Wrote:No, but it was still funny.D Wrote:You can't possibley be that desperate D.LuMPyPussy Wrote:Sounds promising. :kiss::When and where?
- ramseycat - 04-05-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Riiigghhtt. ::nuts::ramseycat Wrote:Ooooh, look atEdith getting all jealous. ::aww::D Wrote:Frightening is more like it.ramseycat Wrote:No, but it was still funny.D Wrote:You can't possibley be that desperate D.LuMPyPussy Wrote:Sounds promising. :kiss::When and where?
- LuMPyPussy - 04-05-2009
D Wrote:Didn't you say you're 28? You're a bit old for her.LuMPyPussy Wrote:Musta been the roses. I guess I shoulda specified that they're a poisonous variety and that the chocolates are made using 40% dog and cat shit.ramseycat Wrote:Ooooh, look atEdith getting all jealous. ::aww::D Wrote:Frightening is more like it.ramseycat Wrote:No, but it was still funny.D Wrote:You can't possibley be that desperate D.LuMPyPussy Wrote:Sounds promising. :kiss::When and where?
- ramseycat - 04-05-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:No. As long as he is under 30, it's fine. He is too far away though. Otherwise, I might have to steal him away from you.D Wrote:Didn't you say you're 28? You're a bit old for her.LuMPyPussy Wrote:Musta been the roses. I guess I shoulda specified that they're a poisonous variety and that the chocolates are made using 40% dog and cat shit.ramseycat Wrote:Ooooh, look atEdith getting all jealous. ::aww::D Wrote:Frightening is more like it.ramseycat Wrote:No, but it was still funny.D Wrote:You can't possibley be that desperate D.LuMPyPussy Wrote:Sounds promising. :kiss::When and where?
- Borndragon - 04-05-2009
N'shit
How many dumbfucks simply can't follow along with the N'shit thread, N'shit?
The drivel thread is that way>>>>>>>>>>>>N'shit.
Borndragon ~ Tack on the proper nomenclature and you'll have drivel N'shit.
- LuMPyPussy - 04-05-2009
Jeez, everyone's so cranky n'shit today.
- Borndragon - 04-05-2009
[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:
Quote:Jeez, everyone's so cranky n'shit today.
Not I...It's finally starting to look like spring N'shit up here in Alaska.
Borndragon~ Anything like last year and we have another month of it N'shit.
- Momster - 04-05-2009
I'll be 29 at midnight n'shit