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RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-29-2011
her matron of honor was Pippa, her sister. i also think she was in white so as not to clash with the gown.
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RE: The Royals & The Wedding - username - 04-29-2011
I want to know what Harry said to William when she was walking up the aisle. William wasn't looking but Harry was....what did he say?
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Maggot - 04-29-2011
I have this vision of a million Limeys clapping outside their honeymoon suite at midnight. But if thats what they wanna do I say let-em. They do make a good couple.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - WolfHouse - 04-29-2011
LOL of your Midnight Vision.
By the way....NBC has an hour special on the tornado damage
and CNN is leading with the story. (Anderson Cooper)
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - shitstorm - 04-30-2011
(04-29-2011, 11:33 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(04-29-2011, 11:14 AM)kitty1 Wrote:
My son asked "why does she have an octopus on her head"?
Shitstorm will be along directly to explain the esoteric significance of all the hats the "elites" are wearing in this "elitist" ceremony.
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Even David Icke couldn't analyze that.
The one in the blue looks like that outfit was a home-ec FAIL.The other one just creeps me out with those spooky eyes and those teeth.
Catherine (as I've heard she wants to be called) is the best looking thing that happened to this homely bunch.
WTF is with this hat thing? They're mostly like art projects stuck on the oddest angles possible. I don't see where they enhance anyone's looks.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - aussiefriend - 04-30-2011
The wedding was amazing, it was no nice. So regal, and what about how they would salute the guards when going past. It was so spectacular and they looking so magnificent.
Now is OP FOR or AGAINST the wedding? Gosh I hope OP is not being negative about this.
I was heartbroken when the Princess passed. This really was the opposite of that, and brought so much happiness. the Choir sang like angels.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cynical Ninja - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 03:40 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Now is OP FOR or AGAINST the wedding? Gosh I hope OP is not being negative about this.
Just to make it clear I would have a revolution tommorrow, all of the royal family would be executed in trafalgar square, the castles and shit I would leave alone so fat yanks could still come and gawp at them.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cynical Ninja - 04-30-2011
(04-29-2011, 08:38 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Killjoy? It's a fucking wedding between two folks that have no significance in this world other than to little girls/women who have always wanted to be a "princess".
And you make my point..where have the stories on Japan, Haiti, and others gone?? They've disappeared, haven't they. We're (the media) is more concerned with reporting on the latest fuck-ups by Lindsey Lohan, and a wedding between 2 people who will have absolutely no impact on things that really matter.
Face it adoption boy the majority of yanks are fucking fascinated by all this royal shit.
I'm no fan of the royal family but British culture and history far outweighs American history and culture by literally thousands of years.
Septics obsessed with the royal wedding are just desperate for a taste of a cultural identity they can only dream of.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Duchess - 04-30-2011
(04-29-2011, 07:51 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Fuck this shit...I'm pissed off. 300+ Americans killed by tornadoes in the S.E... American towns completely devastated..and the lead story on the nightly news is about this fucking wedding.
I'll send a Mock memo to the major news networks informing them of your displeasure.
You're welcome.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cynical Ninja - 04-30-2011
(04-29-2011, 07:51 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Fuck this shit...I'm pissed off. 300+ Americans killed by tornadoes in the S.E... American towns completely devastated..and the lead story on the nightly news is about this fucking wedding.
America..and more specifically the news networks.... needs to get the fucking priorities in order. Kudos to NBC, a news network I rarely watch..for getting it right, and leading with the shit going down in America.
Sorry to break it to you adoption boy but the majority of people care more about celebrities and royal weddings than they do about rednecks getting wiped out by tornadoes.
Maybe if the hicks moved away from "TORNADO ALLEY" they wouldn't die like idiots every year?
We all know the San Andreas fault is going to "go" one day and California is going to break away and sink into the ocean.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - aussiefriend - 04-30-2011
OP is right you know. I channel surfed a little to get different coverage. OK there was some aussies there, but there was alot of US citizens there too. I think it's huge for tourism over there, just the memorabilia alone, i saw it said it had sold out alot of stuff.
I see that creepy ex butler of Princess Diana's was on Fox briefly. oh Paul Burrell, giving his expertise.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cynical Ninja - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 05:57 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I see that creepy ex butler of Princess Diana's was on Fox briefly. oh Paul Burrell, giving his expertise.
Oh dear, is that filthy little weasel still trying to milk a buck from his association with Diana?
Despicable "man".
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cynical Ninja - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 05:57 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: OP is right you know. I channel surfed a little to get different coverage. OK there was some aussies there, but there was alot of US citizens there too. I think it's huge for tourism over there, just the memorabilia alone, i saw it said it had sold out alot of stuff.
The sad thing is, as much as assholes like dick and MF bitch and moan about the UK you know for a fact they are all sitting at home polishing their latest limited edition royal wedding coins and having a wank.
Polish em up bitches.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-30-2011
the official wedding photos.
also they leave this morning for the weekend, he goes back to his job monday. i thought they were going away to some tropical idyll for 2 weeks.
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RE: The Royals & The Wedding - IMaDick - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 05:31 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(04-30-2011, 03:40 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Now is OP FOR or AGAINST the wedding? Gosh I hope OP is not being negative about this.
Just to make it clear I would have a revolution tommorrow, all of the royal family would be executed in trafalgar square, the castles and shit I would leave alone so fat yanks could still come and gawp at them.
gawk
Stupid fucker
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cynical Ninja - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 10:11 AM)IMaDick Wrote: gawk
Stupid fucker
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gawp
Maybe you should read my posts properly instead of GAWPING at them dipshit.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - IMaDick - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 07:20 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(04-30-2011, 05:57 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: OP is right you know. I channel surfed a little to get different coverage. OK there was some aussies there, but there was alot of US citizens there too. I think it's huge for tourism over there, just the memorabilia alone, i saw it said it had sold out alot of stuff.
The sad thing is, as much as assholes like dick and MF bitch and moan about the UK you know for a fact they are all sitting at home polishing their latest limited edition royal wedding coins and having a wank.
Polish em up bitches.
I don't collect ultra modern coins. once again your facts are crap from that ass you call a brain.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cynical Ninja - 04-30-2011
So the wetback collects greenbacks?
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - IMaDick - 04-30-2011
No phony paper money in my collection.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - IMaDick - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 10:22 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(04-30-2011, 10:11 AM)IMaDick Wrote: gawk
Stupid fucker
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gawp
Maybe you should read my posts properly instead of GAWPING at them dipshit.
stupid fucker