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- LuMPyPussy - 06-28-2009

Do you think god watches when I masturbate?

- Duchess - 06-28-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Do you think god watches when I masturbate?

Yup, along with all your dead relatives.

- LuMPyPussy - 06-28-2009

Duchess Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Do you think god watches when I masturbate?
Yup, along with all your dead relatives.

Well, I hoped they enjoyed the show this morning. And yesterday. : Blush

- ramseycat - 06-28-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Do you think god watches when I masturbate?
Yup, along with all your dead relatives.
Well, I hoped they enjoyed the show this morning. And yesterday. ::

You should tell Frank about it so maybe he can learn some tips in what a woman likes.

- LuMPyPussy - 06-28-2009

Do you think he cares?

- Middle Finger - 06-28-2009

ramseycat Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Do you think god watches when I masturbate?
Yup, along with all your dead relatives.
Well, I hoped they enjoyed the show this morning. And yesterday. ::
You should tell Frank about it so maybe he can learn some tips in what a woman likes.

When the time is right, God will put that information in my path.

- OnBendedKnee - 06-28-2009

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Quote:
ramseycat Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Do you think god watches when I masturbate?
Yup, along with all your dead relatives.
Well, I hoped they enjoyed the show this morning. And yesterday. ::
You should tell Frank about it so maybe he can learn some tips in what a woman likes.
When the time is right, God will put that information in my path.

I predict, December 24^th, 2012.

- ramseycat - 06-28-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Do you think he cares?

Naw. That would be too much work for him. The body pillow doesn't complain when he finishes in under a minute.

- Duchess - 06-28-2009

ramseycat Wrote:when he finishes in under a minute.

Guys that do that should be branded in some highly visible location on their person...Like across their forehead.

::gahh::

- sally - 06-28-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Do you think god watches when I masturbate?
Yup, along with all your dead relatives.
Well, I hoped they enjoyed the show this morning. And yesterday. ::

They can't see you if you're in the shower. They can see you if you're in front of the computer looking atGangBangSquad.comwith your skirt hiked up, however : Blush

- Middle Finger - 06-28-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Quote:
ramseycat Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Do you think god watches when I masturbate?
Yup, along with all your dead relatives.
Well, I hoped they enjoyed the show this morning. And yesterday. ::
You should tell Frank about it so maybe he can learn some tips in what a woman likes.
When the time is right, God will put that information in my path.

I predict, December 24^th, 2012.

It's the 21^st, I believe. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

- Middle Finger - 06-28-2009

Duchess Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:when he finishes in under a minute.

Guys that do that should be branded in some highly visible location on their person...Like across their forehead.
::gahh::

For the record, my wife is usually the one who poops out first.

She thinks I encourage her to take multivitamins for general health reasons. ::dlaugh::

- ramseycat - 06-29-2009

Have her take pre-natal vitamins. You can get them over the counter now and they are THE best vitamins.

- Middle Finger - 06-29-2009

ramseycat Wrote:Have her take pre-natal vitamins. You can get them over the counter now and they are THE best vitamins.

I'll see if God puts a bottle in her path.

- ramseycat - 06-29-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:Have her take pre-natal vitamins. You can get them over the counter now and they are THE best vitamins.
I'll see if God puts a bottle in her path.

You do that.

- OnBendedKnee - 06-29-2009

My feeling is that when the time is right, God will put the right person for me in my path."
___________________________
Or, perhaps it'll be the other way around and he'll be driving an eighteen wheeler!

{insert 'thumbs up' here}

- ramseycat - 06-29-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:My feeling is that when the time is right, God will put the right person for me in my path."
___________________________
Or, perhaps it'll be the other way around and he'll be driving an eighteen wheeler!

{insert 'thumbs up' here}

How DARE you!!! See if I ever do a shout out thread to you again. Hmmppff.

::irk::

- Middle Finger - 06-29-2009

When the time is right, God will put another non-Man in Ramsey's path.

- ramseycat - 06-29-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:When the time is right, God will put another non-Man in Ramsey's path.

He already did - YOU.

- Middle Finger - 06-29-2009

ramseycat Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:When the time is right, God will put another non-Man in Ramsey's path.
He already did - YOU.

God picks your forum administrators, eh? :shock: At some point the "faith" BS becomes a sign of needing to become an adult.