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Be gentle I'm new. - Printable Version

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+--- Thread: Be gentle I'm new. (/thread-58.html)

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- LuMPyPussy - 10-25-2009

Maggot Wrote:Hi Franklin.
[Image: tongue-025.gif]
Feeling a little snappish today?


- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

Damnit, I want out of here so I can get to the rest of the forum and get to some real stalk....I mean posting.

- sally - 10-25-2009

twisteroo Wrote:Hi sally, thanks for the warm welcome.
The admin also happens to be a fat hairy guy from NY.He also loves garlic which goes well with butter so you should have no problem getting in once he gets back from his vacation.

- ramseycat - 10-25-2009

The fat hairy guy from NY should appoint a new moderator for the times he is mia. We finally have a newbie and he can't get in because Frank is off banging his body pillow.

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

Fat and hairy.....maybe I've made a wrong impression here.

I should have made it a point to talk about the bald spot and my challenged stature.


- ramseycat - 10-25-2009

twisteroo Wrote:Fat and hairy.....maybe I've made a wrong impression here.

I should have made it a point to talk about the bald spot and my challenged stature.
Tell me how old you are. Now. Please. ::bigg::

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

45.....there.....happy?:Blush:

- LuMPyPussy - 10-25-2009

twisteroo Wrote:45.....there.....happy?:Blush:
Prove it. Post a nude photo of yourself... just for Ramsey. ::sly::


- The Antagonist - 10-25-2009

Yes, if he proves to be prepubescent we can watch her drool.

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

You now have my fat, old, hairy, nude, belly, for you viewing pleasure, will that do?

- Lady Cop - 10-25-2009

twisteroo Wrote:You now have my fat, old, hairy, nude, belly, for you viewing pleasure, will that do?
just please don't be wearing chaps or presenting your arse to a bunch of zz top wannabe bikers while sprawled on a pool table. thankyou.

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

jackboots Wrote:
twisteroo Wrote:You now have my fat, old, hairy, nude, belly, for you viewing pleasure, will that do?
just please don't be wearing chaps or presenting your arse to a bunch of zz top wannabe bikers while sprawled on a pool table. thankyou.
I traded in my assless chaps years ago, now I'm the kind of biker that wears tights.

- The Antagonist - 10-25-2009

You do know all chaps are ass-less?

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

I know it just sounds better, like thigh high, high heeled, leather, hip boots.

All hip boots are thigh high, it just sounds better if you say it.


- Duchess - 10-25-2009

twisteroo Wrote:I'm the kind of biker that wears tights.
Do you ever fantasize of being a superhero ?

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

Duchess Wrote:
twisteroo Wrote:I'm the kind of biker that wears tights.
Do you ever fantasize of being a superhero ?
Fantasize?? Never!!! I am a superhero.

- SyberBitch - 10-25-2009

twisteroo Wrote:When does the name calling start?
It doesn't, dickface.


- The Antagonist - 10-25-2009

I've never seen so many guests viewing the Newbie forum before. What makes you so interesting Twistie? Did you bring your "brothers" in to watch you work?

- LuMPyPussy - 10-25-2009

He's the leader of the bot brigade.

- Duchess - 10-25-2009

I never believe that thing...Right now, its got Syber twice & us not at all.