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RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Cracker - 04-14-2012
Guess you don't have me on ignore...
He's fucking obsessed.
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Riotgear - 04-14-2012
What's the problem with black guys? I mean besides the obvious.
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Cracker - 04-14-2012
(09-11-2011, 05:35 PM)Cracker Wrote:(09-11-2011, 05:34 PM)Riotgear Wrote: And theirs number two.
Do I really need to spell this out?
No. You can't spell. Maybe sound it out...
I crack myself up.
(04-14-2012, 11:07 PM)Riotgear Wrote: What's the problem with black guys? I mean besides the obvious.
You are not Troy Davis?
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Donovan - 04-14-2012
I hit view post on this last one, then went back to see what you meant. You're pretty easy to predict even when I'm not reading the posts. Nailed it lol. Don't you have some klan rally to attend or something?
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Cracker - 04-14-2012
Hahahaha. You can't keep your shit on ignore any more than you can keep your finger out of your nose.
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Riotgear - 04-14-2012
Who is Troy Davis? So no.
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Riotgear - 04-14-2012
There's a very fine line between picking your nose and smelling your finger.
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Cracker - 04-14-2012
(04-14-2012, 11:10 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Who is Troy Davis? So no.
We can maybe be friends. Just don't expect me to be nice to your chubby friend.
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Riotgear - 04-14-2012
Who says I want to be friends?
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Donovan - 04-14-2012
I feel some poetry coming on:
Cracker is a southern Belle,
slow of wit and fat as hell.
She's as sweet as honeysuckle,
Too bad her head's made of knuckle.
And if at first the john's don't come,
She takes out her teeth and gives good gum!
Yay me! I'm a gotdamn poet! Motherhuggin Shakespeare.
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Cracker - 04-14-2012
(04-14-2012, 11:13 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Who says I want to be friends?
Stick with the fat guy, I guess. No skin off Cracker's ass.
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Riotgear - 04-14-2012
A hooker whos taking a crack
At posting prose minus the fact
That Donovan shlong
Is so fucking long
It might as well be midnight black
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Cracker - 04-14-2012
(04-14-2012, 11:19 PM)Riotgear Wrote: A hooker whos taking a crack
At posting prose minus the fact
That Donovan shlong
Is so fucking long
It might as well be midnight black
Homoerotic.
(04-14-2012, 11:16 PM)Donovan Wrote: the contents of this message are hidden because cracker is on your ignore list lololol
Homoerotic.
I like the gays, so I will leave you two in peace.
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Riotgear - 04-14-2012
(04-14-2012, 11:16 PM)Cracker Wrote:(04-14-2012, 11:13 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Who says I want to be friends?
Stick with the fat guy, I guess. No skin off Cracker's ass.
Who says I don't want to be friends? BTW It's been my experience that people who refer to themselves in the third person usually sport a shriveled misshapen arm, a palsied leg or a turned in little foot.
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Riotgear - 04-14-2012
Hey you calling me queer? Obviously you hate good poetry. And everyone knows queers hate poetry.
Faggot.
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Cracker - 04-14-2012
(04-14-2012, 11:23 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Who says I don't want to be friends? BTW It's been my experience that people who refer to themselves in the third person usually sport a shriveled misshapen arm, a palsied leg or a turned in little foot.
Nope, too late. You chose.
Did you see the bitch move your friend did? hahahahaha Only chicks do that.
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Riotgear - 04-14-2012
Umm....Turned in foot?
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Riotgear - 04-14-2012
Donovan let's pretend we aren't friends for a few minutes so your hooker with the gimp leg can stop telling me about "your friend this" and "your friend that".
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Riotgear - 04-14-2012
WOOOHOOOO 50! Now we're getting somewhere!
RE: Eveyone's favorite Merc - Donovan - 04-14-2012
(04-14-2012, 11:32 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Donovan let's pretend we aren't friends for a few minutes so your hooker with the gimp leg can stop telling me about "your friend this" and "your friend that".
Do I know you?