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RE: First World Problems - Disciple - 06-18-2012
When I drive, often other people have the NERVE to be on the road at the same time as me.
And will they do the reasonable, polite thing and get the fuck out of my way?
Noooooooo ....!
RE: First World Problems - ramseycat - 06-18-2012
Agreed Disiple! This morning this dude was going 40 in a 50mph zone. People were lined up behind him and trying to pass. People are on the way to work asshole!!! At least go the speed limit.
RE: First World Problems - sally - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 06:11 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:(06-16-2012, 09:55 AM)sally Wrote:(06-15-2012, 11:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: sally, you are a sexy bitch.
You know I say this gross stuff to keep the old perverts from flirting with me, being mean to them also works with the exception of MS. Ramsey might enjoy flirting with them, but I think it's creepy.
You poor t'ing. tbh Sally, I wouldn't fuck you with Clang's McFly.
You don't expect me to believe that, do ya? You're old, fat and abnormally short, if you weren't married you'd be happy to fuck Janet Reno.
RE: First World Problems - FAHQTOO - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 11:35 AM)sally Wrote:(06-18-2012, 06:11 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:(06-16-2012, 09:55 AM)sally Wrote:(06-15-2012, 11:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: sally, you are a sexy bitch.
You know I say this gross stuff to keep the old perverts from flirting with me, being mean to them also works with the exception of MS. Ramsey might enjoy flirting with them, but I think it's creepy.
You poor t'ing. tbh Sally, I wouldn't fuck you with Clang's McFly.
You don't expect me to believe that, do ya? You're old, fat and abnormally short, if you weren't married you'd be happy to fuck Janet Reno.
RE: First World Problems - Ma Huang Sor - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 11:35 AM)sally Wrote:(06-18-2012, 06:11 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:(06-16-2012, 09:55 AM)sally Wrote:(06-15-2012, 11:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: sally, you are a sexy bitch.
You know I say this gross stuff to keep the old perverts from flirting with me, being mean to them also works with the exception of MS. Ramsey might enjoy flirting with them, but I think it's creepy.
You poor t'ing. tbh Sally, I wouldn't fuck you with Clang's McFly.
You don't expect me to believe that, do ya? You're old, fat and abnormally short, if you weren't married you'd be happy to fuck Janet Reno.
I don't know...you bleed like a stuck pig when you aren't manufacturing chevre by the quart. Kind of hard to get a dick in edgewise, I'd say.
RE: First World Problems - OnBendedKnee - 06-18-2012
Damn. ^^^
(Note to self: Don't get Ma Huang Sor riled up and on his A game.)
RE: First World Problems - IMaDick - 06-18-2012
Sally will have to look up chevre.
and she knows damn well that she can fit a dick in sideways, if the bar stool fit a sideways dick is no challenge at all.
I think Ma shot a little low of his target.
RE: First World Problems - sally - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 12:23 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Damn. ^^^
(Note to self: Don't get Ma Huang Sor riled up and on his A game.)
Yeah, that one stung.
RE: First World Problems - sally - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 12:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Sally will have to look up chevre.
and she knows damn well that she can fit a dick in sideways, if the bar stool fit a sideways dick is no challenge at all.
I think Ma shot a little low of his target.
Lets be honest for once, you're really the one that had to google it. You wouldn't have been able to figure out it was goat cheese if a package of chevre fell out the sky and hit you on your bald head.
RE: First World Problems - IMaDick - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 01:13 PM)sally Wrote:(06-18-2012, 12:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Sally will have to look up chevre.
and she knows damn well that she can fit a dick in sideways, if the bar stool fit a sideways dick is no challenge at all.
I think Ma shot a little low of his target.
Lets be honest for once, you're really the one that had to google it. You wouldn't have been able to figure out it was goat cheese if a package of chevre fell out the sky and hit you on your bald head.
When did you cook your last goat?
Do you think I have a problem knowing about goat cheese living in and around the culture that I do?
RE: First World Problems - sally - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 01:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(06-18-2012, 01:13 PM)sally Wrote:(06-18-2012, 12:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Sally will have to look up chevre.
and she knows damn well that she can fit a dick in sideways, if the bar stool fit a sideways dick is no challenge at all.
I think Ma shot a little low of his target.
Lets be honest for once, you're really the one that had to google it. You wouldn't have been able to figure out it was goat cheese if a package of chevre fell out the sky and hit you on your bald head.
When did you cook your last goat?
Do you think I have a problem knowing about goat cheese living in and around the culture that I do?
Just because you live in an old nuclear testing village and eat goat doesn't mean anything. I doubt you ever make it past the village gas station to know that goat cheese actually has a name and is next to the aged cheddar and gouda.
RE: First World Problems - IMaDick - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 01:49 PM)sally Wrote:(06-18-2012, 01:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(06-18-2012, 01:13 PM)sally Wrote:(06-18-2012, 12:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Sally will have to look up chevre.
and she knows damn well that she can fit a dick in sideways, if the bar stool fit a sideways dick is no challenge at all.
I think Ma shot a little low of his target.
Lets be honest for once, you're really the one that had to google it. You wouldn't have been able to figure out it was goat cheese if a package of chevre fell out the sky and hit you on your bald head.
When did you cook your last goat?
Do you think I have a problem knowing about goat cheese living in and around the culture that I do?
Just because you live in an old nuclear testing village and eat goat doesn't mean anything. I doubt you ever make it past the village gas station to know that goat cheese actually has a name and is next to the aged cheddar and gouda.
You doubt? well who can argue with that?
RE: First World Problems - Duchess - 06-18-2012
Is it too much to ask to trim a freakin' quote? Jeezus.
RE: First World Problems - IMaDick - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 02:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Is it too much to ask to trim a freakin' quote? Jeezus.
It's a single conversation, is it too much to ask that you don't get between Sally and me while we bond?
RE: First World Problems - Duchess - 06-18-2012
Yes, Paco, it is too much when you quote an 8 inch paragraph for one fucking sentence.
RE: First World Problems - IMaDick - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 02:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Yes, Paco, it is too much when you quote an 8 inch paragraph for one fucking sentence.
and the post right above mine was how long?
RE: First World Problems - Lady Cop - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 02:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Yes, Paco, it is too much when you quote an 8 inch paragraph for one fucking sentence.
or a smiley. or to say thanks. i have taken to editing that shit, the overlong quotes.
RE: First World Problems - Duchess - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 02:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote: and the post right above mine was how long?
I've seen my godson & his siblings do this. You big baby.
Call whine, one, one.
RE: First World Problems - Cracker - 06-18-2012
I bet they are both kissing sally's ass tomorrow. She's awesome.
RE: First World Problems - Duchess - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 03:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: I bet they are both kissing sally's ass tomorrow. She's awesome.
Who are you referring to when you say both?