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RE: Ah well ... - sally - 02-12-2013
Jesus Christ, when Aussie said "he aint white" it's because he looks like fucking Kunta Kinte, not because he's invisible or imaginary. You people must be great at solving Scooby Doo mysteries.
RE: Ah well ... - Cracker - 02-12-2013
(02-12-2013, 12:49 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Who are you to demand anything? You would 'lurve' to see a picture? You are highly critical of others who post pictures in this forum.
Only the dumb ones who also happen to be the fat ones. You should only be one or the other at a time...
(02-12-2013, 12:49 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: It wouldn't matter what I posted you would find fault with it. Not that I care what you think.
By the way, it's not because he's not hot, it's because he aint white.
So you do care what I think? Because he's black? No shit:
Big girls = Black dude
Not big girls = Don't have to
(02-12-2013, 11:49 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Is that what you got out of that? I was thinking he is imaginary.
Now why would you say that? You mean Mockers pretend to have young boyfriends? No.Way.
RE: Ah well ... - ramseycat - 02-12-2013
I didn't pretend. It's just odd that Aussie would also have a much younger man. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. I know I know. Hard to believe. But I am wrong once every 10 years it so.
RE: Ah well ... - Cracker - 02-12-2013
She's going to be totally outraged that you didn't defend her. She may even remove her avatar.
RE: Ah well ... - Duchess - 02-12-2013
I don't think I could do a guy in his 20's, I'd feel like such a perv. I'm unnerved when the young guy who handles the deli counter flirts with me. Jeezus.
RE: Ah well ... - ramseycat - 02-12-2013
(02-12-2013, 06:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I don't think I could do a guy in his 20's, I'd feel like such a perv. I'm unnerved when the young guy who handles the deli counter flirts with me. Jeezus.
Sure you could. Not a 20 year old but maybe later 20's. When Boytoy first asked me out, I was shocked. But we had been friends for quite sometime and I knew he was a good guy, very level headed and mature for his age.
RE: Ah well ... - sally - 02-13-2013
(02-12-2013, 06:24 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I didn't pretend. It's just odd that Aussie would also have a much younger man. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. I know I know. Hard to believe. But I am wrong once every 10 years it so.
Oh yeah, I forgot about your make believe boyfriend. I don't think Aussie is lying though, she could find a man faster than you on an extra nutty day with her potato sack dress on.
RE: Ah well ... - HairOfTheDog - 02-13-2013
(02-13-2013, 11:52 AM)sally Wrote:(02-12-2013, 06:24 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I didn't pretend. It's just odd that Aussie would also have a much younger man. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. I know I know. Hard to believe. But I am wrong once every 10 years it so.
Oh yeah, I forgot about your make believe boyfriend. I don't think Aussie is lying though, she could find a man faster than you on an extra nutty day with her potato sack dress on.
I believe aussie too.
Ramsey just doesn't want to share her Mock Cougar crown. Selfish.
RE: Ah well ... - sally - 02-13-2013
I decided to try Vegemite today, the grocery store didn't have it, but they had marmite which I guess is the UK version. I wouldn't say is was disgusting even though it doesn't look appetizing and I was a little scared to try it, but I wouldn't spread it on a sandwich either. It's salty and tastes like a beef bouillon cube, if I were going to use it for anything it would be to flavor soup or gravy.
RE: Ah well ... - Duchess - 02-13-2013
I wondered what it was but I didn't think it sounded tasty enough to investigate.
Aussie, you said it is a staple, what do you use it for?
RE: Ah well ... - Sphincter Cop - 02-13-2013
(02-13-2013, 04:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Aussie, you said it is a staple, what do you use it for?
I am thinking lube; for the big black anaconda.
RE: Ah well ... - Jimbone - 02-13-2013
Jesus, didn't anyone ever listen to Men at Work? 1:10 mark for those interested.
RE: Ah well ... - Sphincter Cop - 02-13-2013
![[Image: Vegemiteontoast_large_zpsad4ef1b5.jpg]](http://i1139.photobucket.com/albums/n549/SPHINCTERCOP/Vegemiteontoast_large_zpsad4ef1b5.jpg)
Like a homeless person wiping their ass with bread. Sorry, doesn't look to appealing to me.
RE: Ah well ... - ramseycat - 02-13-2013
(02-13-2013, 04:19 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote:(02-13-2013, 04:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Aussie, you said it is a staple, what do you use it for?
I am thinking lube; for the big black anaconda.
LOL
RE: Ah well ... - sally - 02-13-2013
(02-13-2013, 04:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I wondered what it was but I didn't think it sounded tasty enough to investigate.
Aussie, you said it is a staple, what do you use it for?
It was almost 6 bucks for a little jar and unless you like gooey, beef flavored salt on your toast I wouldn't waste my money.
It almost has a flavor of the drippings from a prime rib which is weird because it's only yeast and vegetable extract.
RE: Ah well ... - aussiefriend - 02-13-2013
(02-13-2013, 04:03 PM)Duchess Wrote: I wondered what it was but I didn't think it sounded tasty enough to investigate.
Aussie, you said it is a staple, what do you use it for?
It is used on sandwiches and on toast in the morning at breakfast time.
The best way to have it, is with fresh bread and real butter then put you're golden. Yummy. (Sally hasn't done it properly)
Marmite is nice too and yes it's similar. It is best with butter and bread for the kids. Kids love it and it's a simple sandwich to make. I also like Promite.
(02-12-2013, 06:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I don't think I could do a guy in his 20's, I'd feel like such a perv. I'm unnerved when the young guy who handles the deli counter flirts with me. Jeezus.
Your fascination with Bill Clinton makes me queasy. I think the thought of going with an older man, a much older one at that is unnatural.
(02-13-2013, 04:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: LOL
Hey you, yeh you. What are you laughing at? I have always been a younger man/older woman gal. I might PM a pic as proof.
RE: Ah well ... - Duchess - 02-13-2013
(02-13-2013, 05:29 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Your fascination with Bill Clinton makes me queasy.
You're not alone, it makes many people queasy.
RE: Ah well ... - ramseycat - 02-13-2013
Oh shit. Aussie is on to me. I was a really laughing at SC. You can send a pic if you want to. At least you are willing to pony up the proof. I would rather let the jellies think I'm lying.
RE: Ah well ... - HairOfTheDog - 02-13-2013
(02-13-2013, 05:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Oh shit. Aussie is on to me. I was a really laughing at SC. You can send a pic if you want to. At least you are willing to pony up the proof. I would rather let the jellies think I'm lying.
Are you drinking in the middle of the day, jellie? The only one who said that aussie was lying is you.
RE: Ah well ... - Midwest Spy - 02-13-2013
I love how Ramsey and Aussie are presenting themselves as cougars.
It's pretty fucking hysterical, actually.
But, please ladies, keep amusing me.