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The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Printable Version +- Mock (https://mockforums.net) +-- Forum: Whatever Junk (https://mockforums.net/forum-7.html) +--- Forum: We Don't Give A Fuck About This Forum (https://mockforums.net/forum-16.html) +--- Thread: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread (/thread-512.html) Pages:
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RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 11-19-2009 So classy ... RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 11-19-2009 (11-19-2009, 05:13 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: So classy ... I meant you. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - sally - 11-19-2009 Holy shit, I just had about 20 cop cars in front of my house and there are 2 helicoptors above. I was getting the groceries out of my car and the next thing I know the cop jumps out and pulls a gun on this kid walking a little BMX bike if front of my house. He looked about 18 and I don't know what the hell he did, but he ditched a gun somewhere. The cop is checking everyones mailboxes and the whole fucking neighbor is outside searching for the gun lol. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Lady Cop - 11-19-2009 the cops are letting the neighbors look for the gun??? he probably robbed the local convenience store. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - sally - 11-19-2009 (11-19-2009, 05:41 PM)jackboots Wrote: the cops are letting the neighbors look for the gun??? Well the cop was looking in everyones mailbox so the neighbor asked whats going on and the he said that the kid ditched a gun somewhere. So everyone is out looking in their yards now, big excitement lol. There is an elementry school behind my house with a big park and the kid came from there so they're searching the school now. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Lady Cop - 11-19-2009 well he probably would not have robbed the convenience store and then walked a bike. but the helicopters would not be up unless there was an armed robbery SOMEWHERE. maybe he is not the right suspect RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 11-19-2009 People who try to rob stores around me get shot.........our crime rate is low. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - sally - 11-19-2009 (11-19-2009, 05:53 PM)jackboots Wrote: well he probably would not have robbed the convenience store and then walked a bike. but the helicopters would not be up unless there was an armed robbery SOMEWHERE. maybe he is not the right suspect I think he stole the bike along the way because it looked like a kids bike, but I don't know why he was walking it, it happened so fast. I feel sorry for the poor bastard if he's not the right guy. And why so many cops? Do they all just get automatically dispatched when there is a robbery? RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Lady Cop - 11-19-2009 (11-19-2009, 06:01 PM)sally Wrote:not unless it was an armed robbery. let me know when you find out.(11-19-2009, 05:53 PM)jackboots Wrote: well he probably would not have robbed the convenience store and then walked a bike. but the helicopters would not be up unless there was an armed robbery SOMEWHERE. maybe he is not the right suspect i do know your area, and those helicopters do not fly unless it is a serious matter. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 11-19-2009 Hey, my sore arm is MUCH more important than Sally's shitty neighborhood drama. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Lady Cop - 11-19-2009 (11-19-2009, 06:16 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Hey, my sore arm is MUCH more important than Sally's shitty neighborhood drama.yes. yes it is. ![]() ![]() ![]() RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - sally - 11-19-2009 (11-19-2009, 06:16 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Hey, my sore arm is MUCH more important than Sally's shitty neighborhood drama. I could have been shot while unloading my groceries, Lumpy! Did you get the H1N1 or just the regular flu shot? RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 11-19-2009 Who started THIS thread?::lol::http://mockforums.com/showthread.php?tid=2932 This is the title.........no sex with dead people, even if they are the frigid corpse you married~~ RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 11-19-2009 (11-19-2009, 05:17 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:(11-19-2009, 05:13 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: So classy ... ![]() RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 11-19-2009 (11-19-2009, 05:48 PM)sally Wrote:(11-19-2009, 05:41 PM)jackboots Wrote: the cops are letting the neighbors look for the gun??? ![]() RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 11-19-2009 (11-19-2009, 06:45 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:(11-19-2009, 05:48 PM)sally Wrote:::lol::(11-19-2009, 05:41 PM)jackboots Wrote: the cops are letting the neighbors look for the gun??? RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 11-19-2009 Have you ever made a post that cracked you up? Granted, I'm suffering from a government experiment that those fuckers just shit in my arm today, but this made me laugh: Gator: I wouldn't ban either of you, but I would lock this thread and ask both of you to stop with the petty back and forth bickering. It's beneath both of you. Me: Well, it's really not beneath me... I'm kind of an asshole. ![]() RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 11-19-2009 (11-19-2009, 07:54 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Have you ever made a post that cracked you up? Granted, I'm suffering from a government experiment that those fuckers just shit in my arm today, but this made me laugh: ::lol:: RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 11-20-2009 Oh my god, I feel like shit today. I don't remember being this achy and unsteady on my feet the last time I had the flu, much less from the damn flu shot. Oh woe is me. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 11-20-2009 (11-20-2009, 06:50 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Oh my god, I feel like shit today. I don't remember being this achy and unsteady on my feet the last time I had the flu, much less from the damn flu shot. WTF do you think a flu shot is?::lol:: The freakin flu! If you start walking backwards let us know. |