The following warnings occurred: | |||||||||||||||
Warning [2] Undefined property: MyLanguage::$archive_pages - Line: 2 - File: printthread.php(287) : eval()'d code PHP 8.2.27 (Linux)
|
+your daily weather report+ - Printable Version +- Mock (https://mockforums.net) +-- Forum: Personal Member Bullshit (https://mockforums.net/forum-5.html) +--- Forum: Daily Greeting BS (https://mockforums.net/forum-13.html) +--- Thread: +your daily weather report+ (/thread-4128.html) Pages:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
158
159
160
161
162
163
164
165
166
167
168
169
170
171
172
173
174
175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
183
184
185
186
187
188
189
190
191
192
193
194
195
196
197
198
199
200
201
202
203
204
205
206
207
208
209
210
211
212
213
214
215
216
217
218
219
220
221
222
223
224
225
226
227
228
229
230
231
232
233
234
235
236
237
238
239
240
241
242
243
244
245
246
247
248
249
250
251
252
253
254
255
256
257
258
259
260
261
262
263
264
265
266
267
268
269
270
271
272
273
274
275
276
277
278
279
280
281
282
283
284
285
286
287
288
289
290
291
292
293
294
295
296
297
298
299
300
301
302
303
304
305
306
307
308
309
310
311
312
313
314
315
316
317
318
319
320
321
322
323
324
325
326
327
|
RE: +your daily weather report+ - IMaDick - 01-31-2011 We might finally get a little snow down here in the basin, more than likely just a little rain down here, snow in the mountians, If it snows I will take a couple of pictures, we need to record this for posterity. chances are about 20% tueday to a 50% for wednesday, all I can do is hope! RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 01-31-2011 If that's the case, it's no laughing matter. Every time I send an email it shows me a dog in a shelter or a polar bear on a very small patch of ice. WTF. I don't want to see that shit. RE: +your daily weather report+ - IMaDick - 01-31-2011 Global warming is a hoax, much like your avatar. RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 01-31-2011 I'd be delighted to get into open warfare on the matter of looks with you, Dick. RE: +your daily weather report+ - IMaDick - 01-31-2011 you win, man hands down. RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 01-31-2011 Maybe you should post a photo of your wife so we can all see what your idea of female perfection is. RE: +your daily weather report+ - IMaDick - 01-31-2011 (01-31-2011, 08:22 AM)Duchess Wrote: Duchess, My wife is a redheaded beauty. Her photo would just make you more miserable than you already are. RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 01-31-2011 (01-31-2011, 08:35 AM)IMaDick Wrote: My wife is a redheaded beauty. Whatever you say, Dick. *smirk* RE: +your daily weather report+ - IMaDick - 01-31-2011 (01-31-2011, 08:38 AM)Duchess Wrote:(01-31-2011, 08:35 AM)IMaDick Wrote: My wife is a redheaded beauty. I remember when you thought I was a short bald fat man, I guess it will always be the same with you. RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 01-31-2011 (01-31-2011, 08:45 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I remember when you thought I was a short bald fat man It seems you have me confused with someone else, old man. Those aren't my words. RE: +your daily weather report+ - IMaDick - 01-31-2011 (01-31-2011, 08:48 AM)Duchess Wrote:(01-31-2011, 08:45 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I remember when you thought I was a short bald fat man Vanity is your vice. influenced by low self esteem issues, but yours just the same. RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 01-31-2011 Jesus Christ. RE: +your daily weather report+ - Lady Cop - 01-31-2011 the northeast will be next... (CNN) -- Chicago is bracing for a snow storm of historic proportions that was expected to coat the Windy City and large sections of the country's midsection in a thick blanket of snow. Forecasters have issued a blizzard watch. "Combined snow totals from the Monday afternoon through Wednesday may exceed a foot and a half across much of northern Illinois and far northwest Indiana," the National Weather Service said. "Snowfall rates up to 3 inches per hour will be probable at the height of the storm Tuesday night." Some of the coldest air of the season will plummet southward and combine with another storm developing over the southern Plains, according to CNN meteorologist Sean Morris, before moving toward the northeast. An intense surface low will develop over north Texas and pull abundant warm, moist air from the Gulf of Mexico into the frigid Arctic air diving southward into the Plains. In addition to blizzard conditions, the storm system is expected to spin off heavy snow, ice storms and tornadoes. This storm appears to be one for the record books. It could be one of the top 10 biggest snowstorms ever in the Windy City. The biggest snow storm in Chicago's history occurred from January 26-27, 1967 when 23 inches of snow fell on the city. RE: +your daily weather report+ - QueenBee - 01-31-2011 Hey LC, I think there may be some snow coming that won't make it out to you..because it is planning to rest here. There is a storm out in the Michigan area, which seems to have its sights set on us. Sue to start late tonight or tomorrow, and really dump on us by Wednesday. RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 01-31-2011 Yup it's gonna snow then after that it will snow some more then light flurries, sleet, then it's gonna snow again. I wonder if it will be 2ft like they say pffffft. RE: +your daily weather report+ - FAHQTOO - 01-31-2011 I wonder how much weather people make. How the hell can one channel forecast 8"-12" total, then I turn it to TWC and it says 18"-24" total. We've never had that much snow from one storm. How can there be that big of a difference in the forecast for the same fuckin area. Thankfully I'm in the NE corner of IN instead of the NW. On a much brighter note...in 2 weeks I will be basking in the sunshine, stretched out on the beach in Negril. Jamaican Gold, here I come. RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 01-31-2011 I remember the topless beaches of Antigua like it was yesterday.........I could just click my fingers and "poof" another drink would appear. RE: +your daily weather report+ - FAHQTOO - 01-31-2011 (01-31-2011, 09:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: I remember the topless beaches of Antigua like it was yesterday.........I could just click my fingers and "poof" another drink would appear. We're booked on one of the few clothing optional beaches left, other than Hedonism. <<(sp). I know my b/f will be totally naked, but I don't think I can do that. I'm still talking myself into going topless, at least once. That's where the J-Gold comes in...and all the yummy fu-fu island drinks. RE: +your daily weather report+ - Lady Cop - 01-31-2011 A monster winter storm took aim at a third of the nation Monday, threatening to lay a potentially deadly path of heavy snow and ice from the Rockies to New England, followed by a wave of bitter, bone-rattling cold that could affect tens of millions of people. Cities including St. Louis, Kansas City and Milwaukee could be hardest hit, with expected midweek snowfalls of up to 2 feet and drifts piled 5 to 10 feet. Even hardy Chicago could be in for its third-worst blizzard since record-keeping began. "I wouldn't want to be on the road in open areas tomorrow night," said forecaster Tom Skilling of Chicago television station WGN. "I don't think I'd want to be driving in the city either. The fact is people die in these things. They skid off the road and go wandering around in whiteout conditions." Warmer areas were not safe, either. The system could spawn tornadoes in parts of the South. RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 02-01-2011 Yay, more winter weather arriving! Isn't that fantastic! This time it includes freezing rain which brings the threat of power outages. WooHoo. :B |