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Be gentle I'm new. - Printable Version

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- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

The Antagonist Wrote:I've never seen so many guests viewing the Newbie forum before. What makes you so interesting Twistie? Did you bring your "brothers" in to watch you work?

That's just the way I roll.

You can just call me Bigshow.

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
twisteroo Wrote:When does the name calling start?
It doesn't, dickface.

There's a start anyway.

- Lady Cop - 10-25-2009

Duchess Wrote:I never believe that thing...Right now, its got Syber twice & us not at all.

i don't think you show there if you are on invisable lurk.

- Duchess - 10-25-2009

jackboots Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:I never believe that thing...Right now, its got Syber twice & us not at all.
i don't think you show there if you are on invisable lurk.

I realized that after I posted & after all my typos, poor grammar & cussing today, I didn't want to go back and draw attention to one more thing.

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

Uh.....hello....my thread, talk about me.::banana::

- Lady Cop - 10-25-2009

twisteroo Wrote:Uh.....hello....my thread, talk about me.::banana::

well give us some ammo. do you like guns? are you a one-eyed 'sharpshooter'? ::gunner::

- ramseycat - 10-25-2009

twisteroo Wrote:45.....there.....happy?::

Aw that isn't old. I am 44. For a few more weeks anyway. : Blush

- SyberBitch - 10-25-2009

ramseycat Wrote:D and Syber totally fit the computer geek mold. Although Syber seems a little hippyish at times.

::thumbs::

- SyberBitch - 10-25-2009

Duchess Wrote:There's something about someone saying, "be gentle with me", that just makes me want to slap 'em.

I think that was the intent... Smiley_emoticons_wink

- sally - 10-25-2009

Why the fuck did you put that stupid tattoo on your stomach?

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

jackboots Wrote:
twisteroo Wrote:Uh.....hello....my thread, talk about me.::banana::
well give us some ammo. do you like guns? are you a one-eyed 'sharpshooter'? ::gunner::

I do like guns, although I gave up hunting a few years back. I'll admit it, I just didn't have it in me anymore. If I were hungry it would be a different story, but I have not been that hungry in a long time.

I think I will stay away from that one eyed sharpshooter question, that just sounds like a set up.

- SyberBitch - 10-25-2009

The Antagonist Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:There's something about someone saying, "be gentle with me", that just makes me want to slap 'em.

And you should! Where'd the little twat run off to? Is he feeding his face with Dorito's and Red Bull while jerking off now?

Has the chubby lil' guy got a face full of cupcakes instead of making a hearty effort to gain entry?

I wonder when MF is going to be around to let this one in?

He's trying to eat his way through the ding-dongs so he can get to the keyboard and type.

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

ramseycat Wrote:
twisteroo Wrote:45.....there.....happy?::
Aw that isn't old. I am 44. For a few more weeks anyway. ::

I only have a few weeks left on the 45, get ready for some serious mid life stuff.

- SyberBitch - 10-25-2009

Duchess Wrote:
twisteroo Wrote:I work in a milk processing facility for a living.
Do you know what cheese curd is ?

More importantly, is it something you consider to be one of your physical attributes?

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

sally Wrote:Why the fuck did you put that stupid tattoo on your stomach?

It goes well with all the stupid tattoos on my arms and legs.

- Duchess - 10-25-2009

Cheese curd ?...Fuck no

- SyberBitch - 10-25-2009

twisteroo Wrote:
jackboots Wrote:do you hate cops, have a record (list all misdemeanors and/or felonies), or tell lame donut jokes?

I don't really hate cops, just don't have much use for them.

I've had a misdemeanor or two when I was younger.

In my best Joe Dirt Voice: "You know, society's got
no hold on this outlaw."

heheheh

this little fellah is really trying, isn't he? ::aww::

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:
twisteroo Wrote:I work in a milk processing facility for a living.
Do you know what cheese curd is ?
More importantly, is it something you consider to be one of your physical attributes?

You mean like does my belly look like an overstuffed sack of cheese curd?

Then the answer has to be yes.

- SyberBitch - 10-25-2009

nvm - was reading too fast

- twisteroo - 10-25-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
The Antagonist Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:There's something about someone saying, "be gentle with me", that just makes me want to slap 'em.

And you should! Where'd the little twat run off to? Is he feeding his face with Dorito's and Red Bull while jerking off now?

Has the chubby lil' guy got a face full of cupcakes instead of making a hearty effort to gain entry?

I wonder when MF is going to be around to let this one in?
He's trying to eat his way through the ding-dongs so he can get to the keyboard and type.

I'm more of a brownie lover than ding-dongs, or my mostest white trash favorite, a 5 liter box of zinfandel and zingers.